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[ The outskirts of New Bark Town. He doesn't particularly want to stay, but no one has explained why leaving would be a good option either. Maine is sitting in the shade of a tree. His Flabébé, now called Ragweed, is on his lap because he has given up, okay? The stupid thing won, but he will never say it. Never. It's lucky he didn't stick with his original name for it, but he was sick of waiting for the various Poke-vet techs to get over their righteous indigence over one measly curse word and treat the blasted thing for "fainting". Again. Again. He's been here only 24 hours, and he knows the nurse's name.

The stupid rat-faced thing that Rags had fought wasn't even that big! Maine only wanted it because it had teeth. It wasn't a flower, okay, and then he could give Ragweed to anyone and still have another pet to deal with... pet things, because here humans are more useless than ever.

He takes out his PokeGear (he is going to start calling everything poke- now. PokeBacon. PokeSteak. PokeHam. Are pokemon food?) and types out a message. ]

will work for warthog. car. not picky. where do i buy baby weed steroids?

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[Pokemon are friends, Maine. Not food.]

Have you tried giving it plant food?

[That's what made weed's grow right?]

[ Pokemon are animals and plants. Animals and plants are food. It's not an illogical progression. Some cultures eat monkey and dog. ]

plants eat sunlight

[ Look, gardening is not his strong suit.]

[Sure. But actually eating your pokemon partner is probably pretty frowned upon.]

Plants need to sunlight to grow, sure. But you gotta make sure it has water and food, or else it's gonna have a pretty hard time.

[Thankfully for you he happens to know the best flower grower in all of Gaia.

Who is not here, so you're stuck with Zack hoping he remembers how to properly take care of baby weeds.]

[ Listen, he's never had a pet before. Or a plant. He's doing pretty well with not stepping on it. ]

you want it?

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