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victory_road2016-08-23 07:37 pm
fuelthefire) wrote in victory_road2016-08-23 07:37 pm
1st Match // [video | action] New Bark Town
[The video feed starts off with an eye.
Just one, surrounded by what looks like a mask. After a moment, the eye pulls away and the rest of the mask, which completely covers the owner's face minus the one eye, is revealed.
The voice underneath the mask is guttural and growling, but perfectly audible despite the barrier.]
Mother said to have fun and be careful.
[He rolls his eye and grumbles a bit, quietly at first but quickly growing louder. As he speaks he changes from his indoor voice to his outdoor voice, barking out the words louder and louder as he brings the camera close to his face again:]
How can I HAVE FUN WITHOUT MY AXE!??
[Somebody mad.]
Just one, surrounded by what looks like a mask. After a moment, the eye pulls away and the rest of the mask, which completely covers the owner's face minus the one eye, is revealed.
The voice underneath the mask is guttural and growling, but perfectly audible despite the barrier.]
Mother said to have fun and be careful.
[He rolls his eye and grumbles a bit, quietly at first but quickly growing louder. As he speaks he changes from his indoor voice to his outdoor voice, barking out the words louder and louder as he brings the camera close to his face again:]
How can I HAVE FUN WITHOUT MY AXE!??
[Somebody mad.]
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Town you had no business being in in the first place.
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[Oh, he knows, Jack. He says it to himself often enough; you're not telling him anything new.
Somehow it really pisses him off when Jack says it, though.
Or. Well. Implies it. Whatever.
Unsurprising, really.]
I'm gonna carve my name into your ribs.
[His voice is a growl now instead of a shout.]
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No. You aren't.
But go ahead and try. I...I'd like to see that. Wouldn't you? Yeah you would! [Jack's voice is directed offscreen a moment, and he bends to lift his pudgy Houndour into his lap. He points to the 'gear screen, his tone deceptively friendly and light.] See that, D. B.? That's a bad dog.
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It's the fattest, dumbest-looking puppy he's ever seen.
And it belongs to Handsome Jack.
Pfff...]
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[He's laughing so hard it hurts. It literally hurts. Which just makes him laugh even harder.
Good luck ever getting him to take you seriously ever again, Jack.
...Not that he ever has.
But now he never will.]
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He breathes fire, by the way.
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Show me.
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[Jack wags a finger as he clicks his tongue.]
What's the magic word?
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[He drags out the last word in a deep gravelly growl. He's perfectly aware it's not the word Jack is looking for, but there's no way in heck he's gonna give the man the satisfaction.]
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[Jack rolls his chair back from his desk and sets Doom Boner on top of it. The dog might not battle, but Jack's at least trained him up enough to do this.]
[The puppy in question waddles to the edge of the desk and sits down with 'plop', tongue lolling out. Jack pinches the bridge of his nose. It wouldn't kill the damn thing to try and look imposing.]
[But on Jack's signal, Doom Boner draws himself up, scrunches his eyes, and literally belches a stream of flame, his floppy ear flying back against his head.]
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Well, that is possibly the least intimidating thing Krieg has ever seen in his life, and he's seen some pretty unintimidating things in his time. Psycho midgets, for a start.
The fire's still pretty good, though.]
Nahahahah! Burn the world, cleanse the filth!
[U go, small fire pupper.]
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Yeah.
That's always been the plan.
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Krieg's just gonna stare judgmentally at you now. Obviously you can't see his face because mask, but he's got one seriously unimpressed eyeball trained on your stupid smug face.]