1st Match // [video | action] New Bark Town

[fuelthefire]

[The video feed starts off with an eye.

Just one, surrounded by what looks like a mask. After a moment, the eye pulls away and the rest of the mask, which completely covers the owner's face minus the one eye, is revealed.

The voice underneath the mask is guttural and growling, but perfectly audible despite the barrier.]

Mother said to have fun and be careful.

[He rolls his eye and grumbles a bit, quietly at first but quickly growing louder. As he speaks he changes from his indoor voice to his outdoor voice, barking out the words louder and louder as he brings the camera close to his face again:]

How can I HAVE FUN WITHOUT MY AXE!??

[Somebody mad.]

Comments

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[fuelthefire]

yOU muST NOt be USIng them RIGHt.

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[rememberthemaim]

right way to use axe🌲
wrong way 👶🏽👱🏼👵🏿👯

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[fuelthefire]

thAT's ALL wronG.

[What do you think he is, a freaking psychopath?

...oh, wait.]

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[rememberthemaim]

[ He JUST told you it was a shitty weapon. ]

yeah. needs a grenade launcher

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[fuelthefire]

ThoSE Are FUn Too.

ruN OUt of AMMo toO FaST ThoUGH.

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[rememberthemaim]

get a better grenade launcher

also stop wasting ammo

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[fuelthefire]

No LAUnchERS here.

NO AmmO EiTHER.

mAYBe the MOnSTERs eXPLOde??

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[rememberthemaim]

if mine exploded, it'd be worth something. it just says flabébé

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[fuelthefire]

WHat'S a flaBEbe

video;

[rememberthemaim]

[Just a video of this:

video;

[fuelthefire]

[Oh. Huh.]

Weird bug.