[Video] Crazy do what crazy wants

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[Don't ask who the hell is filming this or why the 'gear is on in the first place. But that sure is someone deciding that it's a great idea to... I guess fight with a rather intimidating looking primeape and a croagunk. Who are both absolutely trying to punch the hell out of her.

Not that they're really succeeding in this particular endeavor.]

Fuck, come on! If you can't fuckin' hit me then how the hell are you gonna be able to hit another Pokemon! [Says the idiot as she's almost hit, only to dodge out of the way at the very last second from a primeape swing.]

Well, that's better at least!

[In the background there's a distinct screech of a sylveon and the sight of one of the ribbon tentacles on the screen. And the woman finally putting a stop to the match with a hiss of something under her breath as she makes her way over to snatch the 'gear from the pokemon.]

Demon's living up to his fucking name, I guess. Uh, sorry 'bout that, anyone that was watching that shit...?

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Right, right...

...Long story short, there's been a...pretty serious fight between friends over here, [she groans.]

And unfortunately one side was travelling with me in a caravan built by the other side... ...he has a pretty distinct aesthetic on his construction, so...it was definitely a bad place for Connie to be...

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[Oh. That makes more sense now that she's calmed down and she's nodding slowly with that.]

Okay, now I'm following you on all this.

Might... be for the better then and don't let it get you riled up? Like, legit, people gotta deal with their problems on their own sometimes. Shit, a caravan sounds like a good idea at some point, though...

[insidescoop]

Oh, no it's definitely for the best it's just...

[She sighs.] ...Really a shame, you know..? I think she found a travelling partner at least, which is definitely good...it's just not the best time to be alone on a trail..!

[IT'S DANGEROUS AND YOU EAT BAD BERRIES

and ah-] Oh! Definitely think real hard about it before going for it, right? Because...I had to detour every time I found a cave.

I couldn't even go to Mt. Moon.... [Sighs...]

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... It's spring, I'm sure as long as she pays attention she'll be fine. [It could be like her. And be on the road in fucking winter. She's pretty sure it'll be fine, anyway.]

I mean, it wouldn't be until after I finish this gym bullshit, 'course. Also fuck caves and that mountain particular. [Sorry, Carly, you said the magic riling words.]

[insidescoop]

Right...right, yeah...

[Uhhhh-] Hahahahaha, exactly...

Oh, but you know if I think about it...a caravan would do a lot better in Johto than in here! I think the only cave I really had to go through was...the Ice Path?

And that's pretty far up north...

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[Sorry, Carly, your girlfriend is a fucking imbecile and should not be trusted to navigate any sort of puzzle or cave system by herself.]

... Might not be a bad idea, then. Since Johto's the next stop. [Well, she has some stops she has to make along the way, but she's not too keen on getting into that mess right now.]

You still fuckin' around in Kanto here or did you fuck back off to Johto?

[insidescoop]

Just make sure to look over the map from where you're starting! And-

Oh! No, I'm still here! I've still got some badges! [she declares determinedly.] Including Pewter, yeesh...

I guess I can let Zero have a go at that one..?