( first junkpile ) video/action for new bark town

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[ In terms of what Janey's used to, this is the weirdest place she's ever ended up in. There are no skags or bullymongs to rip her face off; instead, there's this... little... thing. With fire on its back. Janey isn't sure how to approach it, because it is on fire, but the poor thing seems so dour that... it softens her heart a little. A lot. Ugh, it's cute, okay? ]

Guess you're not too bad, little guy. [ Aw, look at the way its face lights up! ... She guesses? It's hard to tell.

Janey turns her attention to the 'gear provided to her, and she turns it on. ]

Eh, it's not as advanced as the stuff I'm used to... [ She'll make due, though. ] Heya, everyone! Janey Springs here, junker extraordinaire and ultra talented children's book writer. If you need anything all fixed up or whatnot, or even a nice story to tell your little friends, I'm your gal! Just hit me up over these devices and we'll talk prices, yeah?

Great to be here! Would be better if Athena were here...

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[kissmyaspis]

Oh well. That'll just make it easier to kick everyone out at the end of the reception.

[athena...]

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[ There's that Look again. ]

Athena....

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[kissmyaspis]

What?

[LOOK THEY'RE GUNNA HAVE TO KICK EVERYONE OUT SOONER OR LATER??? THIS IS JUST BETTER WHEN THAT TIME FINALLY ROLLS AROUND???]

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We can at least give 'em a little time to give us congratulations, y'know.

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[kissmyaspis]

I know that

[Geez, she's not that bad at pretending to be normal now...]

But we're going to have to kick them out at some point, right?

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Yeah, but we can at least be kinda nice about it!

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[kissmyaspis]

[siiiiigh]

Fine, but if any of our drunken friends refuse to leave, I still have the right to kick them out at the end of the night.

[Because really, they deserve some nice peaceful time to themselves after everything that's happened in the last few months.]

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[ cheek smooch. how lewd. ]

If they're real stubborn, you can do whatever you want to 'em, hon. [ ... wait. ] Just as long as it's reasonable.

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[kissmyaspis]

[Oh, she tries to keep up the grumpy exterior. But Janey will always be her biggest weakness, so Athena just sort of... melts a little at the kiss.]

I'm not going to shoot anyone, if that's what you're worried about.

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[ she's so cute. how dare. ]

'Course not. We'll be checking in guns at the door.

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[kissmyaspis]

... Janey. We live on Pandora. Checking guns anywhere isn't going to go over well.

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It will if they wanna see us tie the knot.

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[kissmyaspis]

[Athena just. Shakes her head. She's not annoyed, nah. If anything, she looks amused.]

Well, if there's anyone who can convince a bunch of native Pandorans to abandon their guns for one night, it would be you, Janey.