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[failgoyle]

[The text post that pops up is completely anonymous and being sent via a Pokegear that's been reported as stolen, if anyone manages to trace it even that much.]

[URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL]

Greetings and Salutations,

I am Dr. Bobert Robertson, the cousin of esteemed Unovan Elite Four Champion Alder. I am here seeking to transfer a portion of his vast fortune in the sum of 100,000,000,000 Pokedollars from this account in Unova to an account in Johto, and I am in need of a reliable and trustworthy individual to assist me in moving the funds. In exchange for your esteemed assistance I am willing to provide you with 20% of the funds in exchange for your trouble. I am needing to make this transfer urgently and without delay.

Please respond as soon as you are able if you are able to assist me in this endeavor. Time is of the essence.

Faithfully Yours,
Dr. Bobert Robertson


[Look, he's got to get a sense of who else he's dealing with here one way or another.]

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[failgoyle]

[Jules is now dying inside, thank you.]

If you would please tap away from that word and then tap it again but far more quickly, it should bring you to the proper place.

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[amaure]

[Fitting when he's being trolled by the lord of the underworld.]

Well, I did as instructed, but when I tapped away from the word, I must have accidentally hit the wrong thing. Perchance, is the screen I desire the Goomyle search engine for "click here"?

It has quite a lot of results. My, I could be here for a veritable eternity...

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[failgoyle]

[It is at this point that Steven has told Jules what he's dealing with and OH GOSH ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION]

Ah, how unfortunate, we appear to have a critical system incompatibility issue and will not be able to complete the transaction. My sincerest apologies.

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[amaure]

[Ah, Steven. Ever the killjoy, isn't he?]

Oh, how unfortunate! Well, I do so hope you will be able to fix your system's incompatibility. What a terrible tragedy that the assistance you so desperately need might yet be denied you due to faulty equipment.

With all that money, it would suggest you have the resources for a far more stable network, or so one would assume. How curious that is not the case.