jurisimprudence: (010)
Tᴇʀᴇᴢɪ Pʏʀᴏᴘᴇ ♎ ([personal profile] jurisimprudence) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2020-10-12 01:53 am

[ text / action for new bark town ] (cw: blood, probably talk of death/violence)

A. text

TWO TH1NGS

F1RST
JOHN 3GB3RT
1F YOU'R3 H3R3, W3 N33D TO T4LK

S3COND
W1LL TH1S WORK TO G3T BLOOD OUT OF CLOTH1NG OR W1LL 1 N33D TO G3T 4 D1FF3R3NT PRODUCT FROM TH3 N3XT TOWN?


[Here she's attached a photo of the standard bottle of liquid soap that comes with the backpack.]

B. action

[If anyone's on the lookout for newbies, Terezi can be spotted sitting by a flowerbed next to "Mom's" house. She doesn't look any less human than anyone else here, at least at first. Though her ears have a bit of a point, they're hidden by her black hair, and the sharpness of her teeth is concealed by her pursed lips as she taps away at her Pokégear. No, if there's anything to raise concern, it's the fact that she looks like she's had a bad accident with some paint, or perhaps smashed a box worth of Grape-Berry Double Homicide Gushers against herself. Teal and purple mar her shirt and even stick to her face and arms in places.]

[It doesn't really smell like paint, or the corn syrup-laden fruit approximant of candy, either. It's dry by now, but one might recognize the smell of blood.]

[Her starter isn't far: a Gible wanders about the flowerbed proper, occasionally casting a concerned glance back at her new trainer in between devouring whatever blooms might remain at this time of year. She'll settle for withered stems, too; she ain't picky.]
uber_marionettist: (He's going for speed)

CW nsfw statements about Michelangelo's David

[personal profile] uber_marionettist 2020-10-21 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
For fucks' sake. We're not in canon. The narrative isn't

Well, it's not. It's just not. Whatever happens in this place is sealed off tighter than David's unsculpted asshole, his unassailable sphincter hidden for all eternity between two furiosuly clenched marble glutes.

So he's not dead and he's the only continuity-adherent part of canon that I've got besides me.

But we're only ever going to be able to affect this world from within its rule structure. Dunkass.
Edited 2020-10-21 05:21 (UTC)
cyclonely: (eyeroll)

[personal profile] cyclonely 2020-10-21 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
pronce of my stupid dick.
seacub: (who put baby in the trash)

sobs in solidarity....

[personal profile] seacub 2020-10-22 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
They'll definitely think that's ink then...

Oh, it's like your text then? Mine would be way too bright to read if I made it blood red...

I think I understand what you're saying though, sort of. I...wasn't going to die, I guess but.

Well, I'm glad to be here now anyway. A lot of people I thought were gone are here now! So...maybe what you wanted from that afterlife place, it could come here too?

...the lady in that house was definitely weird though...
epitaffio: (u ever just stumble upon a fortuneteller)

[personal profile] epitaffio 2020-10-22 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh
What?
Doesn't it take way too long to write like that?

Also sorry I called your Pokémon a he
uber_marionettist: (Think not with my heart)

[personal profile] uber_marionettist 2020-10-23 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
No, goddamnit, listen to me.

I'm telling you that John needs to actually try, and he needs to achieve the objectives of this game.
Edited 2020-10-23 04:39 (UTC)
cyan_maid: (Why yes I do enjoy cake)

[Text]

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2020-10-23 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose I am not! But it is a distinctive nickname nonetheless.

Sixteen, though...gosh, okay, that's not too bad.
Considering this world's age of "you're totally okay to go be out on your own in the wilderness with wild superpowered creatures" is ten, you should be fine.
Just don't eat the berries you find on your travels, they're...not good for people to eat raw. Pokemon can eat them, but unless they're prepped carefully, they make us sick.
epitaffio: (haha wyd)

[personal profile] epitaffio 2020-10-23 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey that's a really cute name!

How did you decide to start writing like that though?
Is it a hacker thing?
apshot: (48)

Re: text;

[personal profile] apshot 2020-10-23 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not worried about shit.

[ Making that very clear! He's not that type of person!?!? Well maybe... ]

It was said to avoid being arrested. But whatever if it looks like grape jelly or whatever the hell the color it is.
apshot: (47)

[personal profile] apshot 2020-10-23 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Doesn't take a genius to figure this one out. ]

Going to bet it's not teal anymore.

[ Because human and all. Which, honestly, he's not going to ask what this person had been prior. None of his business. ]
apshot: (82)

[personal profile] apshot 2020-10-23 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That wasn't an invitation to cut yourself open.

[ If this person has blood all over their shirt is it theirs? Someone else's that they know? Very suspicious now! ]

Going to guess that you're not STILL bleeding all over the place then.

[ Might be phishing a little. ]

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