Anon Text | Mingle

[rollstoseduce]

[On the evening of the 13th, an anon text appears on the network. And wanting to stay anon, Jaskier decides to drop the cursive font he usually uses and try to tune down the flowery language. Will he succeed, though?]

Valentine's Day is tomorrow! A day to celebrate love and romance in all their forms! A perfect opportunity to have a scrumptious evening together with your beloved, or to confess to the secret object of your heart's profound affections!

[Already trying to sound like an expert as if he hadn't learned about this only a couple of days ago, that's Jaskier for you.]

I am aware, however, that not everyone has someone in their lives, and such a holiday may make them feel a little lonely. That is why I decided to share this little game I recently learned about! Everybody deserves to be flattered every now and then, and who knows! Maybe you may end up finding a date for tomorrow~.

They call this game "Hot or Not". The rules are very simple! You post a picture (or many!) of yourself, and other participants will let you know how attractive they think you are. Some people opt for only saying yes or no, but others prefer a rating system, like a scale of one to ten, or using a certain amount of stars.

Don't be shy! Tonight the world is at your feet.

[Jaskier, you totally suck at being anonymous.]




((ooc: Yep, this is the Hot or Not meme done ICly! I pitched the idea and plurk liked it so here it's a mingle for everyone to go crazy. Characters are welcome to post pictures of themselves, or their Pokémon, or even their friends (always check with the other player first, please!). Go around and rate, threadjack, complain about the network being used for this, the sky is your limit! Staying anon is absolutely an option for those shy souls out there, but "logging in" is also welcome! Just make sure to point out what your character is chooing on your tag. It would be really appreciated if you link the images instead of embedding them so this post doesn't become too heavy to load, especially for those on mobile. Remember to warn for any nsfw pictures that you may be using! Definitely don't embed those. I'll be turning notifs off for this post for obvious reasons so any questions/issues/etc please don't hesitate to pm/pp me! Have fun~))

Comments

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[vrdantwind]

[As it happens, Claude is shameless and has a couple pictures he's happy to post of himself. Would you prefer (technically) canon flavor or fanart flavor?

OOC note: Fanartist is not me, I am just linking directly to them so they get credit.]

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[ohmylord]

nise face even if the beerd makes yu look way older

[vrdantwind]

Well, I suppose it's only fair that I'm judged too old by someone I judged too young, right?

[ohmylord]

yep! ;)

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[woofdad]

Stunning, frankly. Which is to say, hot.

[vrdantwind]

Aww. <3 Thank you, handsome.

[He wants to call Grant's attention to his anonymously posted pictures, but decides that would be unwise. Maybe he'd better let the man find them on his own...]

[woofdad]

I'll gladly speak (or type) the truth any time.

❤︎

[Oh, don't worry, he will find them.]

[bestswordmaster]

☀

[vrdantwind]

I love you too, sunshine~

logged in as Kazuki, is actually Tonks

[forsaintcecilia]

dashng man. best mane award yes pls

[vrdantwind]

Why, thank you. I like it, too.

[forsaintcecilia]

come here agan so i can tuch it

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[nastyboy]

[...Well.]

[He can't not respond.]

You know you are beautiful, which is why I suspect you posted here in the first place, love.

Do you require details?

[vrdantwind]

I don't require them, but when you offer, how can I resist wanting them?

[nastyboy]

Very well.

Should I start with those beautiful green eyes of yours, that make me think of the Goddess ushering in spring?

Or the comfortably wild curls of your hair, when you do not sweep it back?

I could say much on your fingers and hands, how nimble and elegant they are, continuously capturing my attention.

[Logged in]

[lovelybottom]

Any virtues of your face are ruined because you can't remember how to shut your mouth after opening it.

[vrdantwind]

So, in other words, you consider me attractive, and you're only subtracting points based on things not being measured in this game. I will take that for the heavily qualified, backhanded compliment it is.

[lovelybottom]

Your beard is also ridiculous.

[anon]

[demonpuppy]

word hugs

anon

[epitaffio]

Shouldn't you be more careful with your face?

[vrdantwind]

In what way?

[epitaffio]

Say someone didn't have a name to tie to the face, and now they do.
If that face has been stirring up trouble...

[Logged in]

[rollstoseduce]

Stealing extra moments
warm and alone with you
is like sneaking inside
the king's treasury
and running away
with a gold coin for each
extra minute we take

[vrdantwind]

I can't help but feel like certain references in this are rather pointed.

[rollstoseduce]

You're talking about the gold coin, aren't you? Because of our love for that color.

[He knows what Claude actually means, but hey, always gotta tease.]