Anon Text | Mingle

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[On the evening of the 13th, an anon text appears on the network. And wanting to stay anon, Jaskier decides to drop the cursive font he usually uses and try to tune down the flowery language. Will he succeed, though?]

Valentine's Day is tomorrow! A day to celebrate love and romance in all their forms! A perfect opportunity to have a scrumptious evening together with your beloved, or to confess to the secret object of your heart's profound affections!

[Already trying to sound like an expert as if he hadn't learned about this only a couple of days ago, that's Jaskier for you.]

I am aware, however, that not everyone has someone in their lives, and such a holiday may make them feel a little lonely. That is why I decided to share this little game I recently learned about! Everybody deserves to be flattered every now and then, and who knows! Maybe you may end up finding a date for tomorrow~.

They call this game "Hot or Not". The rules are very simple! You post a picture (or many!) of yourself, and other participants will let you know how attractive they think you are. Some people opt for only saying yes or no, but others prefer a rating system, like a scale of one to ten, or using a certain amount of stars.

Don't be shy! Tonight the world is at your feet.

[Jaskier, you totally suck at being anonymous.]




((ooc: Yep, this is the Hot or Not meme done ICly! I pitched the idea and plurk liked it so here it's a mingle for everyone to go crazy. Characters are welcome to post pictures of themselves, or their Pokémon, or even their friends (always check with the other player first, please!). Go around and rate, threadjack, complain about the network being used for this, the sky is your limit! Staying anon is absolutely an option for those shy souls out there, but "logging in" is also welcome! Just make sure to point out what your character is chooing on your tag. It would be really appreciated if you link the images instead of embedding them so this post doesn't become too heavy to load, especially for those on mobile. Remember to warn for any nsfw pictures that you may be using! Definitely don't embed those. I'll be turning notifs off for this post for obvious reasons so any questions/issues/etc please don't hesitate to pm/pp me! Have fun~))

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[nastyboy]

[...Well.]

[He can't not respond.]

You know you are beautiful, which is why I suspect you posted here in the first place, love.

Do you require details?

[vrdantwind]

I don't require them, but when you offer, how can I resist wanting them?

[nastyboy]

Very well.

Should I start with those beautiful green eyes of yours, that make me think of the Goddess ushering in spring?

Or the comfortably wild curls of your hair, when you do not sweep it back?

I could say much on your fingers and hands, how nimble and elegant they are, continuously capturing my attention.

[vrdantwind]

...okay, I know I asked, but I think you might actually be trying to kill me??? This much romance is too rich for my blood, Dimitri! I might die!

[He's literally looking at his Gear through a hand over his face, flushed to the ears.]

[nastyboy]

It is what I truly think of you, Claude.

💙 💙 💙 🏹 💙 💙 💙

[vrdantwind]

Yeah, but...I don't even know how to say that kind of stuff back!

[Jaskier, who's heard Claude spout borderline poetry, would raise eyebrows at this. But it's one thing to regale someone with poetic compliments for fun, when you're merely fond of them, and another thing to earnestly bare your heart. Claude can easily do the former, but the latter is much harder.]

Where'd you learn to use images like that?

[nastyboy]

Just say whatever you mean, and I will adore it.

[But good news - Dimitri is easily sidetracked, especially when it comes to showing off new things to people he cares about.]

Felix started using them, and he told me they were called emoji. I asked Gremlin how to use them.

💕

[vrdantwind]

[There's a pause in the replies for a bit. Then, finally...]

🌙💋🌟

👆🏽😘

[nastyboy]

[Well. He doesn't need to be told twice. Knock knock, Mr. Riegan]

[vrdantwind]

[And Claude answers the door promptly, already grinning broadly.] Oh, did that work~?

[nastyboy]

[Dimitri smiles, a flush spread across his cheeks.]

If I properly interpreted the signs you gave me, I believe it did.

[vrdantwind]

And just how did you interpret it, نور چشمم? [Claude's grin widens as he leans slightly out of his door, hands braced on the doorframe.]

[nastyboy]

[Oh - Dimitri almost melts, and rather visibly as well, when Claude uses that nickname on him.]

May I kiss you, my star?

[vrdantwind]

I'd be hurt if you didn't. [Claude's smile softens at that nickname; Dimitri's not the only one doing a bit of melting here. He moves a hand from the doorframe to reach for Dimitri.]

[nastyboy]

[Like the tide to the moon, Dimitri leans in when Claude reaches for him, and his own hand settles along Claude's waist.]

I would not want that, then. [And Dimitri gently bumps their foreheads together.]

[It doesn't take much to move his face, until his lips press against Claude's brow. A little lower, against his cheek. And then, just a bit, to the side... Where they light gently upon Claude's lips.]