Anon Text | Mingle

[rollstoseduce]

[On the evening of the 13th, an anon text appears on the network. And wanting to stay anon, Jaskier decides to drop the cursive font he usually uses and try to tune down the flowery language. Will he succeed, though?]

Valentine's Day is tomorrow! A day to celebrate love and romance in all their forms! A perfect opportunity to have a scrumptious evening together with your beloved, or to confess to the secret object of your heart's profound affections!

[Already trying to sound like an expert as if he hadn't learned about this only a couple of days ago, that's Jaskier for you.]

I am aware, however, that not everyone has someone in their lives, and such a holiday may make them feel a little lonely. That is why I decided to share this little game I recently learned about! Everybody deserves to be flattered every now and then, and who knows! Maybe you may end up finding a date for tomorrow~.

They call this game "Hot or Not". The rules are very simple! You post a picture (or many!) of yourself, and other participants will let you know how attractive they think you are. Some people opt for only saying yes or no, but others prefer a rating system, like a scale of one to ten, or using a certain amount of stars.

Don't be shy! Tonight the world is at your feet.

[Jaskier, you totally suck at being anonymous.]




((ooc: Yep, this is the Hot or Not meme done ICly! I pitched the idea and plurk liked it so here it's a mingle for everyone to go crazy. Characters are welcome to post pictures of themselves, or their Pokémon, or even their friends (always check with the other player first, please!). Go around and rate, threadjack, complain about the network being used for this, the sky is your limit! Staying anon is absolutely an option for those shy souls out there, but "logging in" is also welcome! Just make sure to point out what your character is chooing on your tag. It would be really appreciated if you link the images instead of embedding them so this post doesn't become too heavy to load, especially for those on mobile. Remember to warn for any nsfw pictures that you may be using! Definitely don't embed those. I'll be turning notifs off for this post for obvious reasons so any questions/issues/etc please don't hesitate to pm/pp me! Have fun~))

Comments

[Logged in]

[lovelybottom]

Bard. Enough.

[Logged in]

[nastyboy]

[Alas, not enough, Geralt. Because the Rats are Back]

youareverybigandveryfurry

youarebetterthanmanyhumans

top%human

verygood

[Logged in]

[lovelybottom]

[Honestly, the rat compliments are the only ones that Geralt accepts. The judgement of the rats is true and pure.]

If you think that I'm hairy, you haven't seen Jaskier. Got a pelt from the neck down. If he isn't careful, someone's going to try to turn him into a rug.

[rollstoseduce]

That's the jealousy talking.

anon this time

[fingersandteeth]

Some of us enjoy that, you know.

[Logged in] look he's always logged in, he's like 100 years old and doesn't know how to anon

[lovelybottom]

I don't think I said that you shouldn't.

still anon

[fingersandteeth]

All I'm saying is that I would have rated Jaskier higher if I knew he was secretly an otter.

[lovelybottom]

I am going to regret this, but I'm unfamiliar with this term.

anon forever

[fingersandteeth]

In the animal classification of men by body hair and build, a man with little to no body hair and a lithe build is a chicken, a man with a moderate amount of body hair and a medium build is an otter, and a large man with a lot of body hair is a bear.

[lovelybottom]

[There's a good like minute pause before a response comes. So sue him, he's morbidly curious.]

As ridiculous as this is, there's a certain logical consistency.

How does one refer to someone of large build and moderate body hair.

anon anon anon

[fingersandteeth]

There's no commonly agreed upon animal classification for that specific combination, unfortunately.

[lovelybottom]

That implies that there are debated classifications.

[Humans are weird.]

[rollstoseduce]

Oh, it's my mystery kisser! Allow me to help~

[He attaches a selfie he took at the resort beach: he's wearing his new swimsuit, an open shirt, a stylish hat and sunglasses while grinning at the camera with the sea behind him. That's... a lot of Luvdiscs in the water...

And yep, the open shirt has nothing under it, so the chest hair is pretty visible. Geralt wasn't exaggerating!]

he's still anon

[fingersandteeth]

You guessed. But yes, very nice.

[Logged in]

[nastyboy]

[There is much rat gasping from, like, multiple rats.]

thatisverygood

heshouldbeproud

butheshouldbecareful

youshouldprotecthimsothathedoesnotbecomerug

[Logged in]

[lovelybottom]

There were a lot of people on the Continent who wanted to skin him alive. You should tell him to be better behaved. Maybe he'll listen to you.

[Logged in]

[nastyboy]

bigpersonality

bigmouth

bigtrouble

yes

[Logged in]

[lovelybottom]

You are a very discerning rat.

[Logged in]

[nastyboy]

iambestrattata

top%

theboyfriendsarelikethat

grantisgood

[rollstoseduce]

I thought you liked having the truth over embellishment! Well, here you have it, my dear witcher. Now you can see how much of what I've sung about is embellishment and how much is true. Judging by this reply, it turns it's all true, who would've thought?