Anon Text | Mingle

[rollstoseduce]

[On the evening of the 13th, an anon text appears on the network. And wanting to stay anon, Jaskier decides to drop the cursive font he usually uses and try to tune down the flowery language. Will he succeed, though?]

Valentine's Day is tomorrow! A day to celebrate love and romance in all their forms! A perfect opportunity to have a scrumptious evening together with your beloved, or to confess to the secret object of your heart's profound affections!

[Already trying to sound like an expert as if he hadn't learned about this only a couple of days ago, that's Jaskier for you.]

I am aware, however, that not everyone has someone in their lives, and such a holiday may make them feel a little lonely. That is why I decided to share this little game I recently learned about! Everybody deserves to be flattered every now and then, and who knows! Maybe you may end up finding a date for tomorrow~.

They call this game "Hot or Not". The rules are very simple! You post a picture (or many!) of yourself, and other participants will let you know how attractive they think you are. Some people opt for only saying yes or no, but others prefer a rating system, like a scale of one to ten, or using a certain amount of stars.

Don't be shy! Tonight the world is at your feet.

[Jaskier, you totally suck at being anonymous.]




((ooc: Yep, this is the Hot or Not meme done ICly! I pitched the idea and plurk liked it so here it's a mingle for everyone to go crazy. Characters are welcome to post pictures of themselves, or their Pokémon, or even their friends (always check with the other player first, please!). Go around and rate, threadjack, complain about the network being used for this, the sky is your limit! Staying anon is absolutely an option for those shy souls out there, but "logging in" is also welcome! Just make sure to point out what your character is chooing on your tag. It would be really appreciated if you link the images instead of embedding them so this post doesn't become too heavy to load, especially for those on mobile. Remember to warn for any nsfw pictures that you may be using! Definitely don't embed those. I'll be turning notifs off for this post for obvious reasons so any questions/issues/etc please don't hesitate to pm/pp me! Have fun~))

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[logged in]

[rollstoseduce]

[You know what they say, kids: introverts don't make friends, they get adopted by extroverts.

And this extrovert is trying to improve his introverted best friend's self-esteem, so here he is posting for him. For those of you who are canon blind, here are some references: one - two - three (a man's bare chest in the bathtub, so slightly nsfw?). White hair, yellow eyes, very big muscles. What Jaskier posts, however, is the following:

1. A video of Geralt brushing Roach the Mudbray and Limelight the Galarian Ponyta while talking to them, telling them the truth about the vampire song Jaskier uploaded to Staryutube, since apparently the bard embellished the hell out of the story. Afterward, he even runs around with them! (Any similarities to a certain scene from a certain famous movie is a coincidence.)

2. A very short video of Geralt playing with his dogs (Lambert the Midnight Lycanroc and Eskel the Houndoom). There's even roughhousing! Amazing!

3. A candid picture of Geralt at the beach. He's wearing a black swimsuit and a rash guard, but some scars are still visible. His feet are in the water and he's looking down at a bunch of Luvdisc that stare right back at him. The sunset gives the whole thing a very nice, warm light.

And of course, a short message from Jaskier.]

Behold, travelers! A man that won't understand he doesn't look as unsightly as he thinks he does. Help me improve his self-esteem, if you will.

logged in this time

[fingersandteeth]

Your friend Geralt is furthest thing from unsightly, Jaskier.

[rollstoseduce]

Don't I know it! But no matter how many a time I say it, he won't believe it! Do me a favor, if it isn't much trouble: next time you see him, say so to his face.

[fingersandteeth]

Of course. He comes around Fight Club often enough, anyway.

[rollstoseduce]

[STEVEN NO!]

He's actually not allowed to step into that place ever again so let's not remind him that it exists, shall we?

[logged in]

[insidegalra]

Kindness, strength, and competency are an excellent combination. I would share a moment under the mistletoe again, if you both were interested.

[rollstoseduce]

My good man, my thanks for extending your compliments to his personality as well. He doesn't get enough of those either, even if I understand it's because of a good bloody reason.

[insidegalra]

I'm familiar with the masks a soldier wears. It's almost never a true weakness, but even stopping those trying to exploit kindness as the weakness they perceive it as can get on one's nerves.

[Logged in]

[vrdantwind]

Definitely hot, but I've less than subtly hinted as much before.

[rollstoseduce]

And he didn't believe you, but I appreciate your trying.

[vrdantwind]

I really don't know why he thinks I'd lie about it. I mean, there are plenty of reasons to lie when you're put on the spot, I guess - tact not the least of them - but there's nothing inherently damning about simply saying nothing about his looks if I didn't care for them. I don't have to go out of my way to say anything about them, much less lie.

[anon]

[woofdad]

He's got nothing to worry about. Hot.

[rollstoseduce]

Thank you for contributing, gracious anonymous!

[Logged in]

[lovelybottom]

Bard. Enough.

[Logged in]

[nastyboy]

[Alas, not enough, Geralt. Because the Rats are Back]

youareverybigandveryfurry

youarebetterthanmanyhumans

top%human

verygood

[Logged in]

[lovelybottom]

[Honestly, the rat compliments are the only ones that Geralt accepts. The judgement of the rats is true and pure.]

If you think that I'm hairy, you haven't seen Jaskier. Got a pelt from the neck down. If he isn't careful, someone's going to try to turn him into a rug.

[rollstoseduce]

I thought you liked having the truth over embellishment! Well, here you have it, my dear witcher. Now you can see how much of what I've sung about is embellishment and how much is true. Judging by this reply, it turns it's all true, who would've thought?

[angewiesen]

Built like a brick shithouse, looks like he wants to kill me, minus points for possible murder

[rollstoseduce]

[Usually Jaskier wouldn't blame people for getting this impression, but he chose sweet videos precisely to avoid this. So being the dumb drama queen he is, he is now Personally Offended (TM).]

Pray tell, what about a man sweetly talking to his horse says to you "he's going to murder me in my sleep"?

[angewiesen]

I know the look.

[Please excuse me, Jean feels like explaining himself today.]

I'm in the military. My squad leader, Levi, he basically raised me past the age of fifteen. He's a quiet guy. Really short. Kind of unassuming if you don't look him in the eye. So he doesn't make the same impression your guy does, in that aspect. He likes his horse more than he likes most people too.

He's also the deadliest man in the universe. Even putting slaying Titans like swatting flies aside, he's never, ever hesitated to kill a man when they're in the way of the mission. Even after years under his command, it's something I still have trouble doing. But he never does. There's a rumor I'm pretty sure is true that he's been doing murders for hire since he was a kid, and got recruited because he was so good at it.

I trust Levi with my life. I trust him to make the decisions I can't. To do the things I can't. I also hope that I'm never on the opposite end of his blade, because I would not survive.

There's something about their eyes that's the same. He looks like he's decided a lot of battles himself.

[Basically, Jean saw something in Jeralt he's seen in someone else. Someone that would have been his end if he were on the wrong side of history.]

Still, hot, although he's got to be, like, a hundred years older than me.

[anon]

[demonpuppy]

good hugs

[rollstoseduce]

[...wait what???]

And how do you know?

[Logged in]

[vrdantwind]

[Listen, Claude is cackling a little bit. He knows just enough to know why Jaskier is all ?!? about this, and he also is pretty damn sure he knows who this mystery commenter is.

But he'll take mercy on his fwb. Also maybe rescuing Geralt from any accusations in this area might make up for the fight club debacle, a little bit.]

I don't think it's literal, Jaskier. An anonymous person's been running around rating a lot of people by the type of hugs they give...or would theoretically give. They gave me a rating, and I'm pretty sure I haven't hugged anyone in this place aside from people I'm dating - and I know which comments those were.

[anon]

[demonpuppy]

big

Anon

[rollstoseduce]

As gorgeous on the outside as he is in the inside. These other posters wish they could be even half the man he is.