victory_road | Prom 2021, McMansion edition

After almost a week and a half of preparations, choosing your prom outfit(s?), and packing everything you might need for a wonderful weekend of luxurious fun, Prom has finally arrived! On Friday the 16th, starting at around noon, people will begin to arrive at this year's prom venue, the massive white building gleaming in the sun. Those with a very good eye for architecture might note that the mansion looks like it has been expanded over the years, with more and more being built onto it. Those with a terrible eye for architecture might note that it is, like, a really big house, man.

Anyway --

WELCOME TO THE MANSION!

Arrival is a bit of a hustle and bustle, with the hosting duo trying to greet every individual personally before directing them to their bedrooms. Anyone who has participated in one of Riegfried and Soy's previous contests will find that they remember each and every contestant and are eager to follow up with them, inquiring about the health and well-being of the Pokémon they entered into the contest with, whether they brought them along, and if they've engaged in any artistic endeavors recently.

(Hopefully, you won't get stuck waiting in line to get greeted behind one of these folks; these conversations can get long.)

In any case, why not head to your bedroom for the weekend (and wow, those are their own little experience, aren't they?), drop your bags, and see what the life of the rich and famous has to offer for you?

THE MANSION SIGHTS

Bedrooms

Even for a mansion of such staggering size, the sheer number of rooms that are made up into bedrooms is far, far too many. You even get the feeling that the mansion was expanded at times simply to fit more bedrooms.

If asked about this frankly excessive amount of bedrooms, Soy will confess that interior design is a bit of a passion of his. He really likes to try out new and unique designs, and it was getting a bit too disruptive to constantly redecorate their own bedroom, so they started building more bedrooms. And more bedrooms. And then even more.

Nowadays they move from one bedroom to the next whenever the whim strikes them.

Dining

Of course during your stay at the mansion, you will be catered to be a veritable flock of chefs. The kitchens that were previously used to host the contest have been converted to function as the main hub for meeting your character's every dietary need. The food that will be served is good, if not incredibly fancy. Sometimes, for seemingly no good reason, it is served on things that are definitely not plates. There is a lot of Kale for some reason.

Of course, you can also make requests of the chefs, but you might need to take a moment and explain exactly what when requesting a grilled cheese sandwich, lest you get some sort of fancy deconstructed dish.

Entertainment

It would be almost impossible to describe everything that can be found inside the mansion. Riegfried and Soy have more money than sense and more whims than sense. As such, anything you could expect to find inside of a mansion of this size (as well as a bunch of things you wouldn't expect) can be found there. A fancy as all hell pool table? Of course. Karaoke room? Third floor to your left. Bowling alley? Super fancy personal matinee? It's all there.

Vivillon Garden

Located partially indoors and partially outdoors, the Vivillon Garden is definitely one of the most awe-inspiring features of the mansion. This little slice of heaven is Riegfried’s pride and joy, and you can certainly see why!

Both the greenhouse and the open-air garden are a rainbow of colors, exotic plants and flowers lining every carefully laid-out path while Riegfried’s many Vivillon (he seems to have every pattern known to man) flit through the air, the sun glinting off their wings. Small private tables and chairs are scattered throughout the garden, along with several decorative benches, allowing visitors to sit and admire the sights, or even enjoy a bite to eat.

Of course, these Vivillon are not to be caught! You wouldn’t want to upset your host, right? But if asked, Riegfried would not mind providing interested guests with a Vivillon egg of their desired pattern, free of charge.

Pools

The mansion boasts not one, but two swimming pools--one indoors, one outdoors, and both completely over the top.

The smaller of the two pools is located indoors--though in this case, smaller still means larger than anything your wallet could ever hope to afford. With white marble, a bright blue ceiling patterned to resemble a bright sunny sky, and a fully stocked and staffed bar on the side, it's pretty clear this pool was never meant to see racing or competition; it just screams relaxation and slow, leisurely afternoons spent reading by the water’s edge while sipping an overly complicated cocktail.

And there's more than "just" the pool. Characters will be able to find two saunas (separated by gender for everybody’s comfort), a hot tub, and even a second (third?) smaller pool, located in a low-lit, adjoining room. The water in this pool has a high salt content, making it perfect for floating on your back, closing your eyes and simply relaxing underneath a ceiling that looks like a dark and starry sky.

Unlike the indoor pool, the large pool outside has been designed to evoke more of a playful and natural feel. Around the edge of the pool, water cascades down an artificial rock face, while carefully picked plant life creates some shade for eager swimmers. A artificial grotto houses a hot tub and another wall-manned bar, there to make sure nobody will have to resort to drinking the pool water if they get thirsty.

Of course, there are sun chairs by the pool’s edge to stretch out on, but why do that when you could be in the water, challenging some friends to a game of Torchick(en)?

Massages and More (but not like that)

What's a weekend spent relaxing in the lap of luxury without tons and tons of self-care? Thankfully, Riegfried and Soy’s mansion has an entire wing dedicated to rubbing, scrubbing, cleansing, and more.

First of all, there is a wide variety of massages available, offered by trained professionals, both for you and your Pokémon. Why not stretch out and enjoy a nice aromatherapy massage (aromas provided by a very well-trained Bellossom) or perhaps a hot stone massage (when you’ve got Magcargo heated stones, you know it's good) or go for a good old-fashioned Kantonian massage provided by a resident Machoke?

And once your every muscle has been kneaded and rubbed, how about indulging yourself in the very wide variety of facial and body masks available? You are going to be attending a formal dance on Sunday, after all. Don’t you want to look your best? Don’t you want your skin to simply glow, your hands to be soft as silk and your feet to be ready for a night of dancing? Whether you are looking for sugar scrubs, mud treatments, salt scrubs, or even more exotic treatments, you are sure to find it here.

AVAILABLE POKEMON

Considering the mansion is, well, a mansion, it probably won’t come as a surprise that there aren’t exactly lots and lots of wild Pokémon to catch here. Pokemon like living in tall grass, after all; not on the well-manicured lawns of the ridiculously rich.

But if you had come to prom hoping to pick up another friend or two, no need to despair! With the Safari Zone just around the corner, your hosts have arranged that anyone with a prom invite will be able to enter the Safari Zone freely, as often and for as long as they wish. If all the fuss and self-indulgence at the mansion isn’t quite your style, why not visit the Safari zone for a few hours and scamper through the mud and grass to your heart’s content?

ANNOUNCEMENT

While welcoming and directing people to their rooms, Riegfried and Soy also mention that there will be a small announcement later in the afternoon about one of the surprises they've been planning for this prom, so please do attend to hear what will be going on!

Once everybody has dropped off their suitcases and gathered for the announcement, Soy and Riegfried guide them down to a small (relatively speaking) foyer and a pair of closed double doors.

"First let me speak for Riegfried and myself and say how delighted we are to be hosting this prom for you! For this weekend, our home is your home. Please do not hesitate to ask us if you need anything at all. That being said, we'vetaken the liberty of arranging a few surprises for you during this prom, the first of which I'd like to reveal right now!"

Soy claps his hands together, his eyes shining bright.

"While Sunday evening will of course be reserved for dancing, Riegfried and I have decided to organize a special contest for you all on Sunday morning! Why not combine the glamour of an evening soiree with the excitement of a contest, after all?

I can already see you're all wondering what this contest's theme will be, so I will not dawdle about the big reveal. Come Sunday morning, we want to see your take on Fashion and Glamour! We understand this is a very broad subject, especially when you are so pressed for time, so we thought it might be fun to see you try and incorporate your bedroom theme in your contest choices!"

He's smiling, sparkling as he gestures for silence, not wanting to be interrupted by questions just yet.

"Of course, we also realize that by surprising you like that, you won't have had a chance to bring your contest essentials with you, so Riegfried dear and I took the added liberty of providing those for you. We collected some of our old things. These clothes served us well at the time, but now it is time for them to be reborn, within the fires of your creativity."

At this point, Riegfried opens the doors behind them to reveal what can only be described as the world's best-stocked sewing atelier. The circular room is absolutely filled to the brim with everything one could possibly need while designing or altering clothing, from sewing machines to an entire display case of different ribbons, from baskets and baskets full of different buttons and gems to enough thread (of every color imaginable) to string up an Onix. And as if that wasn't enough, there are three adjoining massive walk-in closets, filled with those few old things Soy was talking about.

"You are free to use and alter anything in this room as you see fit. And keep it too, of course! We look forward to seeing what you can come up with!"

THE DANCE

And on Sunday evening it is finally time for the grand event of the weekend.

A large staircase will take characters up to Riegfried and Soy's personal ballroom, a room which has been closed off up until now. Access to the room is granted by two massive double doors and as expected of your hosts, this room is absolutely, wildly over-the-top.

The center of the room is left empty, though hopefully it will soon be filled with people mingling and dancing. Delicate white tables and chairs stand at strategic intervals along the sides of the room, allowing those who need a bit of rest a place to sit. And amongst these stand several large tables laden with food and drink, constantly attended to by a flock of servers who make sure that empty plates are whisked away as soon as possible, only to be replaced with immaculately-arranged replacements. The parts of the table not laden with food hold a seemingly endless supply of delicate glasses filled with only the best wines and champagnes, although there are also non-alcoholic options for the youngsters among us. Set a bit apart, there is one table that holds not one, but three enormous chocolate fountains (white, milk and dark), as well as everything one could possibly want to dip into chocolate and eat.

Several opened doors along the side of the room give access to the balconies, where people can go for a moment of privacy, or just to breathe in the night air. It's only April, so it will get pretty chilly, but then again, isn't that just a good excuse to stand a little closer with your loved one?

But before you can witness all this in person, it seems your hosts have a little announcement.

There, on the stairs (forming a very well-dressed barrier between your characters and the ballroom), stand Reigfriend and Soy. And just behind them, looking every bit as well-dressed, is a third man many might recognise. Why, it's Solus zos Galvus, also known as Emet-Selch, an otherworlder like yourself! What is he doing there?

"Welcome to the final event of this year's prom. We hope you have enjoyed your stay here at our home." That is Riegfried starting off, greeting the characters with a small bow and a gesture of his hand. "Being able to serve as your hosts for this weekend has brought Soy and myself great pleasure, though we must admit we have one final surprise for you yet."

"Indeed," Soy takes over, smiling brightly. Now that your attention is drawn toward him, you'll notice he's standing next to a table with several baskets. "We know that ending these weekends with a dance has been a Prom tradition going back several years; however, my dear Riegfried and I couldn't help but put our own little spin on things. This last surprise we have in store for you is not our doing alone, but the efforts of one of your own, who's helped us prepare for you the experience of a lifetime. So before I reveal our little surprise to you, I would like to speak for Riegfried and myself and extend our warmest thanks to our new dear friend Solus zos Galvus for all his hard work in helping us organise this."

Soy is quiet for a moment. It seems like he's expecting you to clap. Clap, please.

"And now, without further ado, allow me to reveal our last and perhaps greatest surprise for you."

Like a true showman, Soy is able to stretch the excitement of the moment, allowing it to build as he reaches into one of the baskets, pulling out a golden mask.

"Welcome to our Masquerade!"

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[It's sort of hard to go slinking about a mansion with so many staff without being seen. So it is that when Razor stumbles upon the spa, he is mistaken for an intentional patron and... well, he's too socially awkward to really fight it.

While he may not have intentionally tagged along, Razor recognizes Jinx once he's all slathered up with a pink clay mask from head to waist and sat down to wait for it to... take effect, or something. He was less paying attention to what the esthetician said and more trying not to panic and scramble out of there.

For now, seeing Jinx is a relief, though he does suddenly have a burning question in mind...]

Why is mud... only good... if someone else put it on me?

( she doesn't mean to laugh, really, but she can't help it- it's really funny. though given the nature of the spa and everything, she's honestly surprised he's even there. given that she actually doesn't like most textures like that, she hadn't even considered seeing if anyone she knew was getting masks- not that she thinks people want to chat while getting treated. )

it's not actual mud, for starters. and it's got stuff in it that's supposed to help your skin, to keep it healthy. and like all other mud... it will be washed off eventually.

( horrific, she knows. )

Stuff in it... [Like what? That's sort of horrifying, actually. Why would they not tell him this sort of thing? How does anyone survive without healthy mud-skin? Is this his curse for being born as some hairless human freak of nature? What kind of messed up --

wait.]

... Wash?

[Consider his hackles raised.]

Yeah- it's kind of like alchemy.

( ... oh wait no fuck she said the 'w' word. )

They have to remove it somehow.

( poor, poor razor. if only he'd wandered into someplace else... she actually is kind of wincing now. )

They won't use soap, but they aren't going to leave it on.

[Look. Razor has been getting... better about that sort of thing. He strategically uses ponds and streams a lot more than he did when they first arrived, just to keep Jinx pleased. Sure, he wouldn't get caught dead in, say, a shower, but even a bathtub is still so... manufactured. It's unnatural. And the idea of someone else forcing him into one? Bad.

He can already feel the thinnest layers begin to dry and pull at his skin, which means he only has a short time while the vast majority is wet enough to be malleable...

Taking a deep breath, he gives Jinx the biggest, saddest, most apologetic eyes, leans forward...

... and shakes.]

( ah fuck, she should have been clear that it. probably wouldn't involve a tub. she sees those eyes. she perceives his actions. and you know what? she really doesn't want to deal with this!

maybe it's her reflexes, maybe it's her training at HIVE, but jinx is able to duck behind cover to safety in seconds- going home during the long sleep really refreshed her mind and body! he's lucky she loves him, honestly. )

Were you trying to shake that stuff onto me?

( despite the accusation, she doesn't sound upset. )

[He is very lucky for that, indeed. Even when he first got the idea, he felt a little guilty, he just couldn't help it. Seeing that Jinx is safe from the splatter makes him feel a little better, but... looking at himself, he realizes this stuff sticks a lot better than he thought.

Sighing deeply, he feels himself resigning to his fate.]

Not onto you... Off of me.

The staff will help you get it off. I'll even make sure they don't pull you into any tubs or anything, okay? ( idly, as she walks back over to him- no sitting, sorry, there's... a lot, everywhere- she pets his hair lightly. ) But how about this- did you see the pool? Kind of like a small lake...? We can go play in that once all this is off of you!

Thanks...

[Even though the doom of bathing still hovers over him, Jinx somehow manages to comfort him both with touch and words. Razor wishes he knew how to express his gratitude to another human in a more meaningful way than uttering a couple of words.]

Pool...? Alright.

So much here... Prom is not... train-quill.

It really isn't- maybe the vivillion gardens, but otherwise... There's a lot. But you're doing really good, you know that right?

( other than getting the mud treatment everywhere. but. uh. ... you know what? they can blame a pokemon. )

Let's get you finished up, and then we can go do fun stuff.

( she'll handle talking to the staff, of course, already spinning a story in her mind- both why razor has to finish early, and the mess. )

Prom 2021, McMansion edition

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