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[Hey, at least it's a nice view of what seems to be some land surrounded by the ocean before panning around to show some hooved Pokemon (mudsdale, rapidash, galar rapidash, stantler, copperajah, spring sawsbuck, miltank, tauros, and wooloo) with some dogs (furfrou, shiny dusk form lycanroc, arcanine, and houndoom) seeming to be mostly scouting the area around them and with a random shiny aggron and normal sylveon staring each other down not too far away from that mess.

Before it finally stops on Jolyne propping the 'gear up who knows where with a shiny salamence burying her head into Jolyne's side. It's fine, probably.]

'Sup, I haven't said anything publicly in a while, huh? Ain't had much to say.

Anyway, that prom shit was kind of a weird bust and I can't say I'm terribly surprised, though a lot less interesting that last year's, if you ask me. But whatever.

Just wanted to show off some of this land and shit Carly and I pretty much set up on on one of the Sevii islands for photography and shit like that. I swear I'm gaining a farm at this point. The cow, bull, and sheep over there are, uh, new. But Moove Bitch, Bulls on Parade, and War Drums seem to be settling in well enough if I got some of the dogs keeping an eye on 'em. And by "keeping an eye on 'em" I mean Weather Report and Lilith actually working while Pele and Azura fuck around. But I don't know what I expected from a perpetual puppy and one of her spawn.

But yeah, uh. That was 'bout it. Come get pictures. Or if you need pictures of dragon asses for Reasons I Don't Understand, hit me up. Though I swear I also do normal-ass Pokemon pictures since I'm cheaper than my fiance is. [SHE IS PROBABLY GOING TO REGRET THAT, OOPS.]

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Jolyne?

[oh no]

Are you stealing my business, which pays for that eventual battle field you have put a farm on?

[CARLY, SHE'S LITERALLY OUTSIDE AND YOU COULD YELL AT HER.]

You yelling at me over the network instead of in person?

Wow, I feel so important. [There is the most sarcastic and teasing tone in that.]

'Sides, we ain't doing shit with it yet, are we?

I'm not going outside for this.

[A slow, dramatic shove of the glasses up her face.]

And maybe not, but what on earth are you gonna do with everyone when we do start it up?

But babyyyyy~ [She can whine with the best of them.

Not that it lasts long when she's being questioned.]

They are Pokemon. So, like, put them back in their balls? By the time we get the gym shit going, I'm sure even Moove, Bulls, and Drums will be up to fighting standard.

Awwww man, I always feel so guilty pulling them in like that...

[But then again she can't have them running around all the time either...]

I guess it'd be a good idea to do something on the other side of the islet's peak though huh? We got permission to use the whole thing for the gym, but I can't see even your biggest battles taking up the entire area...

AH- they are all so CUTE! [ Mina hasn't been long in this world, so she still melts whenever she sees a Pokémon. It's questionable if she will ever stop though ]

But- what do you mean, what prom? [ she wasn't here for that. Thankfully? ]

[Congrats, Mina, you have immediately shown yourself to be new here. Or, at least, that's how Jolyne sees it as she's pretty sure these are all fairly common Pokemon.

And, you know, the prom comment.]

They might look it now, but two of these assholes are terrifying without much help on a battlefield.

And, uh. The usual prom that happens every year in this stupid place? Where everything tends to go to shit in one form or another? This year being possession, evidently.

[ a pause ]

If it happens every year and something happens everytime... why do people go?

Because people don't fuckin' learn from their mistakes here, evidently. Though, hey, I like seeing how things will go to shit this time.

[And she got to steal some expensive things from two dumb-ass rich dudes, so win/win to her.]

Guessin' you're new 'round here?

[ Uh. People can be really weird... ]

Yeah, arrived last week, so I'm still learning about all of this.

[It's better to just not question it.]

Ohhhh, hell, you're fresh meat, then. [She's joking, not that she's making it obvious. She shrugs a bit and shifts around to sit in the grass which seems fine by the shiny 'mence that follows after and places her head in Jolyne's lap for more eye ridge scratches.]

You figurin' everything out okay, then? It's a hell of a lot of shit and certainly ain't easy.

[ she is actually going to grin at the joke and nod her head with a cheerful "YEAH!" ]

Kinda! i got a job and now I gotta walk and walk and... [ so much walking. It's a bit tiring ] I got a couple of Pokemon of my own, though! [ and she sounds very proud of herself, specially after being attacked by Rattatas at first... ]

[God, it shouldn't be as refreshing to see someone excited about this than annoyed. Hell, she knows she was pissed as all hell when she got here. But that was also in the middle of winter. After having been in Florida. With clothing that did not mesh with winter weather.]

Yeaaaah. I'd suggest getting a Pokemon you can ride as soon as you can, otherwise hope you got feet that can handle all that walkin'. [As if she walks much anymore when she has what feels like all the horses and a few fliers.]

Yeah? What'd you end up gettin'?

I want to! I'm heading to Route 34 to find a ... [ what was the name again- give her a second, she must check her Pokedex. ] Mudbray! [ yeah. She is hopeful.

But when Jolyne asks about her starter, Mina quickly reaches for her Mareanie and shows her off ] I got a Mareanie!! Isn't she adorable?!

[Ohhh, that makes sense. Give her a second while she makes a sharp whistle with her fingers to the huge honking mudsdale that's plodding her way over and immediately snuffling into the screen before getting shoved away so she can show a picture proper.]

Good choice, this is what they evolve into, Mudsdale. Hell, this one was one of the Pokemon I took to the Elite Four and wrecked their shit in.

[EXCUSE YOU, WHAT IS THAT.]

... I don't think I've seen one of 'em before, what's the type? Pretty cute, though, you're right.

Yeah! It'd make it easier to travel around. Plus it's cute. [ ALL pokemon are cute, mina...]

And she's adorable - her name is Frappuccino. [ Mina nuzzles her Pokemon, before she gently puts her on the ground ] She's water and Poison. The spikes on her can be pretty bad, but she's super careful. [ and Mina also doesn't pat her head because of them ]

I had so many questions up until "Moove Bitch"...

Now that's all I can think about. Fuck you, that's terrible. I love it.

It's the worst fuckin' pun idea I could come up with, so you know I had to name her that.

[She's not even remotely sorry, either.]

They're all music puns at this point, but Moove Bitch is deffo the crowning achievement of the shit pile.

It's so terribly amazing it's inspiring me to want a shitty tramp stamp with it in quotes above a badly drawn Miltank. Like, I'm not going to but the visual is so strong in my head, my hand's itching to reach for the ol' stick n' poke needle.

[Resist, bitch, resist]

Anyway, most of my questions are coming back now so I gotta ask, why are you selling ass shots of Pokemon? I love and support you babe, but...

If you're gonna get a tramp stamp, at least make it something worth looking at. All I think of when I think of a miltank tramp stamp is that Whitney bitch and fuck that mental image, actually. [Someone is still bitter.

TATTOOS ARE GREAT, JUST NOT THAT.]

Oh, that. There's a story behind it.

[Which is what?]

Mostly started as an idea to piss Lance the fuck off by sending him pictures of dragon asses, but classy, so he can be mad about it but they're classy so everyone would assume it's because he's a dragonfucker.

Oh, so you can toy with someone's emotions with classy dragon ass, but me getting a shitty miltank tramp stamp as a power move over Whitney is too much, huh?

One of these things one of us has to see at the end of the day and it ain't the classy dragon ass pictures, babe.

[It's sad when Jolyne fucking Cujoh is the one being logical here.]

Well you wouldn't have to see it so much if you didn't insist on eating my [at that precise moment, Munchies knocks something over in the background, muffling the sound of whatever Chloe says] every night...

I'm not complaining, bee-tee-dubs. Just being contrary for the sake of being a bitch.

[Excuse her while she bursts out laughing for a moment, which startles the hell out of the 'mence who just looks up with an annoyed grumbling noise.]

Aww, you're making it sound like I don't let you do anything and that just ain't true.

I know you are, like I'm not the same fuckin' way. But yeah, it all stemmed from being a petty bitch at Lance's stupid fucking ass and just kinda... ended up getting popular for reasons I don't pretend to fuckin' understand.

[Chloe laughs along too, honestly it's so absurd the kinds of conversations she finds herself in.]

Honestly, my whole life stems from being a petty bitch so I get it.

And come on... you and I both know exactly why. Now hold on, I'll go get brain bleach for two. You want yours in a fancy wine glass or we chugging it straight like real men?

[Nothing in her life isn't ever bizarre and this place is absolutely no exception.]

I don't think I've ever bothered pretending I'm fancy for anything what-so-ever, so how 'bout I come down there and we see about mixin' that shit with something alcoholic and hope that both gets that shit outta our brains and gets us drunk as shit. Sounds like a two for one to me~

I'm already laying out the snacks and mixer as we speak.

[Which would mean a lot if she weren't on video and clearly isn't actually moving. There's a small moment of realization, before...]

MUNCHIES, GET THE SNACKS, OUR GIRL'S COMIN' OVER.

[Munchies springs into action much faster than Chloe, which in itself is impressive for a Pokemon of his size.]

[Chloe, you're such an utter and absolute mess. But you wouldn't be you if you weren't. And she loves that in her for some reason.]

You got a bit of time still, my flier here is more interested in having her eye ridges scratched still. And I ain't about to piss off a salamence, y'know?

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