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[Hey, at least it's a nice view of what seems to be some land surrounded by the ocean before panning around to show some hooved Pokemon (mudsdale, rapidash, galar rapidash, stantler, copperajah, spring sawsbuck, miltank, tauros, and wooloo) with some dogs (furfrou, shiny dusk form lycanroc, arcanine, and houndoom) seeming to be mostly scouting the area around them and with a random shiny aggron and normal sylveon staring each other down not too far away from that mess.

Before it finally stops on Jolyne propping the 'gear up who knows where with a shiny salamence burying her head into Jolyne's side. It's fine, probably.]

'Sup, I haven't said anything publicly in a while, huh? Ain't had much to say.

Anyway, that prom shit was kind of a weird bust and I can't say I'm terribly surprised, though a lot less interesting that last year's, if you ask me. But whatever.

Just wanted to show off some of this land and shit Carly and I pretty much set up on on one of the Sevii islands for photography and shit like that. I swear I'm gaining a farm at this point. The cow, bull, and sheep over there are, uh, new. But Moove Bitch, Bulls on Parade, and War Drums seem to be settling in well enough if I got some of the dogs keeping an eye on 'em. And by "keeping an eye on 'em" I mean Weather Report and Lilith actually working while Pele and Azura fuck around. But I don't know what I expected from a perpetual puppy and one of her spawn.

But yeah, uh. That was 'bout it. Come get pictures. Or if you need pictures of dragon asses for Reasons I Don't Understand, hit me up. Though I swear I also do normal-ass Pokemon pictures since I'm cheaper than my fiance is. [SHE IS PROBABLY GOING TO REGRET THAT, OOPS.]

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[Excuse her while she bursts out laughing for a moment, which startles the hell out of the 'mence who just looks up with an annoyed grumbling noise.]

Aww, you're making it sound like I don't let you do anything and that just ain't true.

I know you are, like I'm not the same fuckin' way. But yeah, it all stemmed from being a petty bitch at Lance's stupid fucking ass and just kinda... ended up getting popular for reasons I don't pretend to fuckin' understand.

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[Chloe laughs along too, honestly it's so absurd the kinds of conversations she finds herself in.]

Honestly, my whole life stems from being a petty bitch so I get it.

And come on... you and I both know exactly why. Now hold on, I'll go get brain bleach for two. You want yours in a fancy wine glass or we chugging it straight like real men?

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[Nothing in her life isn't ever bizarre and this place is absolutely no exception.]

I don't think I've ever bothered pretending I'm fancy for anything what-so-ever, so how 'bout I come down there and we see about mixin' that shit with something alcoholic and hope that both gets that shit outta our brains and gets us drunk as shit. Sounds like a two for one to me~

[hellablue]

I'm already laying out the snacks and mixer as we speak.

[Which would mean a lot if she weren't on video and clearly isn't actually moving. There's a small moment of realization, before...]

MUNCHIES, GET THE SNACKS, OUR GIRL'S COMIN' OVER.

[Munchies springs into action much faster than Chloe, which in itself is impressive for a Pokemon of his size.]

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[Chloe, you're such an utter and absolute mess. But you wouldn't be you if you weren't. And she loves that in her for some reason.]

You got a bit of time still, my flier here is more interested in having her eye ridges scratched still. And I ain't about to piss off a salamence, y'know?