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[necrodentia]

Does anyone else get weird dreams about Pokemon now that they're here? Like just the other night I dreamt that I found a swarm of Gengars, and one of them was shiny, except it was bright neon green instead of the normal shiny color (which would totally be a better color for a shiny Gengar, if you ask me), only right when I went to catch it, it cast Self-Destruct and fainted! I woke up from a dead sleep, shooting bolt upright in my bed screaming, "NOOOOOOOOOO!"

When my Pokemon came to check on me to see what was wrong, my actual (non-shiny) Gengar seemed to be giving me a look like she knew what the dream was about and she was jealous.

So I guess the TL;DR version is:

1. What's the weirdest Pokemon-themed dream you've ever had?
   
2. Are we 100% sure that Gengar isn't at least a little bit Psychic???

Comments

[trampire]

Yeah, you should look into their entries, there's a lot of different Ways they possess people. If you eVer come across a yamask, don't eVen think about Wearing their mask.

[necrodentia]

My Yamask already evolved into a Cofagrigus, so I think that ship has sailed, but thanks for the heads up.

[trampire]

I don't haVe any familiarity With that one. Are you a ghost type trainer or something?

[necrodentia]

Uh... Sort of? I do have a lot of them. I guess I mostly specialize in ghosts and woodland animals. Animal skeletons are sort of my thing back home.

[trampire]

One of those grimdark types, huh? Can't blame you, bones are pretty sick, and I'd be lying saying I don't haVe a thing for similar themes.

[necrodentia]

Eh, not really. I just think they're cute! And animals are easier to reanimate than people.

[trampire]

Reanimate? That's pretty badass. The dead on my planet reanimate on their oWn, no interVention necessary. I'm guessing that isn't the case for you?

[necrodentia]

Oh, yeah, no! You need Necromantic magic in order to make the dead reanimate, where I'm from.

[trampire]

Magic isn't really a thing on my planet. Our sun just radiates the corpses of fallen trolls and they become mindless monstrosities With a hunger for flesh. Pretty inconVenient, but they're less of a problem When the sun itself is hot enough to cook us aliVe.

Necromantic magic a pretty common thing, or is that some sort of taboo thing?

[necrodentia]

Sounds like your world has some ecological issues that need sorting out...

Necromancy can be kind of taboo, yeah. Most people assume necromancers are evil/villainous, and it ends up being way more convenient to play into that public perception than it is to fight it. But really, we're the same as anybody else!