text; early Nov.

[sassymaru]

A word of caution





Be immensely careful

Should you ingest a concoction known as a pumpkin spiced latte

Comments

[sassymaru]

Yes!

Extremely sure!

[nightyorb]

Okay.

[Super not completely believing this.]

I've never heard of anyone who gets tired after drinking coffee. It's kinda supposed to do the opposite.

[sassymaru]

Well it happened! I have no other explanation! Nothing else was different!

Save for the devious drinks.

[nightyorb]

Maybe someone spiked your drinks.

[sassymaru]

Spiked...?

[nightyorb]

You know, like someone added something to your drink. Like a poison or a sleep drug.

[sassymaru]

Ah.

No, unless it were the coffee makers themselves. My drinks were not handled by anyone beside them and myself.

[nightyorb]

Okay, quick check, do all the baristas at that place also look exactly alike?


[Maybe the Jenny/Joy conspiracy goes deeper? Maybe they have invaded that most sacred of industries, the coffee industry, too.]

[sassymaru]

Mm, no. Not that I noticed.

Not like the nurses or insufferably inadequate police at all.

[nightyorb]

DUDE, FINALLY.
Someone else who agrees that the police here are crap.
And quite possibly part of a giant conspiracy.

[sassymaru]

They are WOEFULLY inept.

They've yet to even begin to assist with the rampaging Team Rocket issue.

[nightyorb]

I know, right?
There was this one dude who got kidnapped by Team Rocket and they didn't even do anything.
I'm starting to think they might actually be in league with them.

[sassymaru]

Nothing?

You're certain of this?

[nightyorb]

Positive.
I ended up taking on the case myself.

[sassymaru]

Have you made much progress?

I would not presume to ask for details in such a public place - merely curious about how such work has been going for you.

[nightyorb]

No offence, but I can't share anything about the status of my cases.
For all I know, you're a member of Team Rocket.

[sassymaru]

None taken.

That's very wise of you, I believe.

[nightyorb]

[Sir, you flatter him.]

I am a licensed private investigator, after all.
This is kinda what I do all the time.

[sassymaru]

Is that so?

How delightful. I happen to be a detective myself.

[nightyorb]

Really?
Are you a private investigator or do you work with the police?

[sassymaru]

We work for the police force.

All Brave Police units are built and function within the local law enforcement.

[nightyorb]

My mom's a police detective too. She's the best.

What's a Brave Police Unit? Is that just the city you are from?

[Brave is a bit of a weird name for a city, but really, probably not the worst out there.]

[sassymaru]

Ahhh, carrying on the family tradition? Quite a noble enterprise.

We are robotic police units - possessing Super AI chips. Capable of thought, feeling, like those of human beings. All in order to better protect the people of Nanamagari City.

[nightyorb]

I wanted to join the force when I was a kid, but I think being a private investigator fits me better.

[Less, uh, rules about breaking into stuff and murdering. You know. Adventure stuff.]

What's a robot?

[sassymaru]

Why would that be?

[Just curious!!]

You are unfamiliar with the term? Hm. Have you any familiarity with machines? Or computers?