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[callbacks]

what up dj strider back in the hizzouse
and by hizzouse i mean home sweet g-rod
it seems no matter what all roads eventually lead back to the big city which of course is no surprise to anyone with any cultural taste whatsoever
but since its like that
and since the weathers soon to take its yearly turn towards utter ass and i fully intend to hunker down and do nothing but bitch until summer
i was thinking of maybe renting a house??
whats next am i gonna spontaneously sprout an apron and sudden understanding of what the fuck kitchen utensils are actually used for by sentient beings who arent psychopaths
im at least halfway serious though so maybe get in touch if you meet the following criteria:

     1 you want to split rent for a house in goldenrod
     2 youre like twenty years old tops
     3 weve spoken at least like four words to each other???
     4 youre cool living with the loudest creature any universe has ever known and his dear sweet precious exploud
     5 no clowns
     6 no puppets
     7 you dont have shit taste in music

the perks:
     1 were awesome
     2 every night is movie night
     3 you can buy shit thats bigger than a breadbox and have somewhere to stash it
     4 this guy

anyway let me know if youre interested
and if any of my crew are in town ring me up so we can hang

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[brocrux]

I'll pass the idea on to the girls.
But I know Roxy probably won't even need details to agree.
You might end up hosting some sort of frat house situation if this isn't an estate.
How many people expressed interest in your sudden urge to be hella responsible and domestic?

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[callbacks]

well it looks like rakkas in for one
and your crew might be taking the snowbird approach
honestly i dont need a stable population as long as someones always here to watch the house
im doing the math and seriously homeowning or renting i guess is so much more cost effective than the hotels what the fuck were we thinking

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[brocrux]

Dare I say that we weren't thinking?
The thought to own a house never even crossed my mind.
We'll have to bequeath the title of 'Family Genius' to you.

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[callbacks]

are you implying the title wasnt mine by right of birth

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[brocrux]

Yes.
Rose my favorite child.
I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

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[callbacks]

you havent even met her
is what i want to say
but also i already know this in my heart to be true you child ranking bastard
is this because of her homoerotic wizards because i can totally fucking write homoerotic wizards

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[brocrux]

It's too late.
She's already written more than 90,000 words on the topic.
You'll never catch up.
You'll have to provide homoerotic wizards another way.

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[callbacks]

occult bro and magic jeff
coming soon to a shitty website near you
the rate exchange is still a thousand words to a picture right
ill knock her off her throne in no time

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[brocrux]

A smutty wizard version of SBaHJ.
The proposal of the idea alone would be enough to earn you the title back, if not for the fact that you wouldn't feel obligated to actually make such a masterpiece if it were that easy.

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[callbacks]

please
id just outsource the work to disabled orphans in cambodia anyway