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[callbacks]

what up dj strider back in the hizzouse
and by hizzouse i mean home sweet g-rod
it seems no matter what all roads eventually lead back to the big city which of course is no surprise to anyone with any cultural taste whatsoever
but since its like that
and since the weathers soon to take its yearly turn towards utter ass and i fully intend to hunker down and do nothing but bitch until summer
i was thinking of maybe renting a house??
whats next am i gonna spontaneously sprout an apron and sudden understanding of what the fuck kitchen utensils are actually used for by sentient beings who arent psychopaths
im at least halfway serious though so maybe get in touch if you meet the following criteria:

     1 you want to split rent for a house in goldenrod
     2 youre like twenty years old tops
     3 weve spoken at least like four words to each other???
     4 youre cool living with the loudest creature any universe has ever known and his dear sweet precious exploud
     5 no clowns
     6 no puppets
     7 you dont have shit taste in music

the perks:
     1 were awesome
     2 every night is movie night
     3 you can buy shit thats bigger than a breadbox and have somewhere to stash it
     4 this guy

anyway let me know if youre interested
and if any of my crew are in town ring me up so we can hang

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[brocrux]

That picture of the Shuckle better be framed and hanging on a wall in whatever house you're renting.

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[callbacks]

come on man
im gonna get it painted up portrait style to put over the mantel
mantle
the thing houses have that you put fire in against the frigid assfucking that the unwashed masses call winter

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[brocrux]

Mantel was right. It's the fireplace framing.
I can see it now.
This big-ass painted portrait surrounded by shitty noodle art, illuminated by the soft glow of the fire.
It'll really set the tone of the room and be a great conversation piece.
Does winter really suck that hard?
I guess I should invest in sleeves.

[cyan_maid]

First of all: winter is not nearly as bad as you're making it out to be. But, then again, I do believe the Strider clan is Texan in origin, so I'll concede that perhaps you're not used to bitter cold.
However, I know I certainly would not want to be out camping in said bitter cold, because that's stupid.

Second of all: hello there, Dave!
We're not in "g-rod" at the moment but I do want to bring Dirk and Roxy up for some of those lovely Halloween haunts!
We definitely need to hang out then.
And perhaps maybe talk about this renting a house thing, if you're really half serious.
I'm not twenty, but I can help with rent and I can cook!

Third of all: what is that sweet little blue creature?

[callbacks]

winter blows and anyone who says otherwise is a yankee conspirator
but yeah definitely come for halloween
ive got a friend in the haunted house business and he really puts his heart and soul into everything so i know itll be a blast
i arrived too late last year to see it but maybe ill check it out too

and THAT
is good luck shuck
light of my life
apple of my eye
cockle of my heart
hes a shiny shuckle i hatched out of the egg that turned up out of nowhere back in august and i love him like a son

[cyan_maid]

Why I do declare, Mister Strider! I happen to be from the northwest. :B

Really? Goodness, it's like everything going on happens in Goldenrod, and everyONE sets up shop there!
I'm looking forward to seeing everything with my own eyes.

Oh! So my Ghost Dad must've left you an egg, too!
Do you want to see who was in mine?

[Attached is a picture of a shiny Braixen, laying on his back with his head in Jane's lap with a rather bemused expression.]

This is August.
I think he still thinks of himself as a little Fennekin, so he keeps coming to me to be pet.

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[in4apounding]

Dave!

I don't know if there's even enough room here for everyone, but you can definitely stay at least a little while here if you need to!

[Seriously Dave, you have like a million family and friends from home, as far as she can tell.]

I'd just need to make sure Blake would okay with it, but I'm sure she will be!

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[callbacks]

well i think the real question is would you and blake maybe want to stay with us if we get this house thing up and running
the more the merrier
and the merrier the more generally affordable

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[in4apounding]

Dave
We already have a house, we got a little before that weird moon party.

I'm pretty sure we don't rent it
Unless everything was in Yang's name

in which case we'd be pretty far behind on paying, but I think someone would've said something by now

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[gainedlove]

im in golden rod too!!!

where are you i wanna come say hi!

me and dad and asriel are staying at the center but i hope you can find a good big house!!!

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[callbacks]

im at the pokemon center right now but we'll probably get a couple rooms at the inn for later
your dads here?

[WH4T'S 4 P4R3NT? >:?]

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[gainedlove]

ill come over quick!!

yeah he got here a little a go!

hes a monster or hes sposed to be but he got changed like every body and im making sure hes okay!

but dont ask him about mom please she doesnt like him any more but she still lets me call him dad

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[charcoalfeather]

I didn't know you could just buy houses in goldenrod.
butthat does make a lot of sense!!
How many people do you want to stay with you?

[That's a nice color, and a familiar address too...]

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[callbacks]

oh hey rakka
nice hex codes
anyway im gauging interest to see how many people want in in the first place
i can start looking at places from there
i used to live in an apartment building so im not gonna be picky about the size of the party

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[charcoalfeather]

thanks! A while ago, Dirk showed me where the color settings were.
uh and I guess I'm interested in it too? It sounds like a great idea
And, I'm used to living with a lot of people too. it was a part of being a Haibane back in Glie.

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[awesmazings]

yaknow if I wasnt traveling with both the circus and working on getting my other badges id totally take you up on that offer Dave!
but i WILL come visit you whenever youve got your sweet new place all set up

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[callbacks]

well the housing offers always open to you jt my man
are you out of town rn?

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[armoredsoul]

Make sure you get a house somewhere that won't mind the noise if your group tends to get really rowdy! Our house is a bit...um. Infamous on this street. Like, 'visits from the Jennies at least once a week' infamous.

[Not that Al can really blame them, given how this family is, but it's worth a warning.]

But I'm in town for the month as well, we should definitely get together some time!

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[callbacks]

hahaha yeah you could say were a rambunctious crowd
i guess maybe somewhere further out from the heart of the city would be good? i dont know how this shit works
either way yeah what you got in mind?
i know theres halloween stuff going up everywhere if thats your jam

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[motherfucking_ghosttype]

sounds like a plan idk if I have money to rent ive litrly just been crashing btween some places

its kinda awkward but couchsurfing >>> paying tbh

ever feel like u been in grod too long cuz I might get traveling again n also badges in gyms are a thing I havent done b4

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[callbacks]

well i just got back from traveling so no not really
and i mean
im a born and bred city slicker so all the roughing it and country culture arent exactly my thing
but i guess i know what you mean
also my dragons the fussiest fuckin douchebag and wont listen to me cause i dont have enough badges to impress him so the gym thing is a thing i should be doing more regularly i guess
you didnt get the badges from the easy gyms closer to nb town?

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[thelittlegingerthatcould]

Dude, what do you have against twenty-somethings and older? Old doesn't mean uncool, just so you know.

[Says the man with the really bad hair and his only attempt at accessorizing is his Noibat on his shoulder.]

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[callbacks]

[Just looks at him. Just. This face.]

Uh-huh.

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[quadrangle]

BY YOUR OWN DEFINITION, YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED, YOU REALIZE.
AT LEAST FOR NUMBER 7. YOU HAVE EVERYONE BEAT ON NUMBER 3.
ALSO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY ADD "WILLING TO PUT UP WITH FURRY ASSHOLE SHENANIGANS." POUNCE STILL HASN'T REALIZED SHE'S NOT A SHINX ANYMORE AND SHARRU I'VE JUST FUCKING GIVEN UP ON

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[callbacks]

furry asshole shenanigans would be a great band name
though also
not something we should be condoning too loudly around jade and dirk probably
also fuck you my musical connoiseurship is unfucking paralleled and you know it