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[callbacks]

what up dj strider back in the hizzouse
and by hizzouse i mean home sweet g-rod
it seems no matter what all roads eventually lead back to the big city which of course is no surprise to anyone with any cultural taste whatsoever
but since its like that
and since the weathers soon to take its yearly turn towards utter ass and i fully intend to hunker down and do nothing but bitch until summer
i was thinking of maybe renting a house??
whats next am i gonna spontaneously sprout an apron and sudden understanding of what the fuck kitchen utensils are actually used for by sentient beings who arent psychopaths
im at least halfway serious though so maybe get in touch if you meet the following criteria:

     1 you want to split rent for a house in goldenrod
     2 youre like twenty years old tops
     3 weve spoken at least like four words to each other???
     4 youre cool living with the loudest creature any universe has ever known and his dear sweet precious exploud
     5 no clowns
     6 no puppets
     7 you dont have shit taste in music

the perks:
     1 were awesome
     2 every night is movie night
     3 you can buy shit thats bigger than a breadbox and have somewhere to stash it
     4 this guy

anyway let me know if youre interested
and if any of my crew are in town ring me up so we can hang

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[armoredsoul]

Okay, I'm in total agreement with you (I think), but what the hell even happened in that sentence.

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[callbacks]

creme brulee is a kind of dessert?
i think its french

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[armoredsoul]

Well, that answers part of it. Is it supposed to have a crust to it, or is that part of the 'why does this exist' you were conveying?

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[callbacks]

ive never exactly
had it

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[armoredsoul]

So it's Schrödinger's crust, then?

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[callbacks]

yeah exactly
flip a coin and in one universe of course creme brulees got a crust what dumbshit would believe otherwise
but in the other universe its just
i dunno
creme?? thats been bruleed?
i wonder if thats the same shit thats in oreos

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[armoredsoul]

Ha ha, maybe there's a universe out there where both are true. Regional differences that chefs get into death matches over. I thought the stuff in oreos is frosting, though? I mean, creams are generally a little moist, right?

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[callbacks]

yeah theres cream but theres also CREME
and i think the latters the same word they use for oreo frosting
you got any on hand to check or should i see if karkats got any for research purposes

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[armoredsoul]

No, I think we have some in the pantry somewhere. Assuming Wrath didn't find them an eat the whole package or something.

[Not that Wrath is the only potential culprit in the house for decimating a whole thing of cookies in one day, of course. After a few moments--]

Huh, looks like you're right! 'sweet creme filling' I don't know why two letters makes such a huge difference, but I guess it does?