victory_road | Video; UN: CheckTheSyllabus

[ Hey it's the Mint Professor and his dead-eyed companion Espurr. He's sitting outside in the sunshine, a few of his pokemon can be seen frolicking behind him. ]

Hello. Byleth here.

I have just returned from the optimist.

Sorry. The optimus. Opti-

[ Frown. ]

Op. Tom. E. Trist?

[ SIGH. ]

The eye doctor.

Anyways, they suggested that as apparently my eyesight is actually, as they put it "astonishingly bad", that I try the glasses they prescribed for me outside for the first time and document my experience. So here I am. But they did allow me to choose my favorite color.

[ He presents the glasses to the screen, they're rectangular blue frame is very simple, and very boring. Just like him. He gently puts them on and looks around. It takes him a couple moments before he actually startles, a hand going to the frames as he takes them off, and puts them back on again a few times. ]

WHAT THE-

[ Anyone watching will get to see him go and touch some grass, and then run over to look at a few trees, and then his own pokemon before he returns to look at his Espurr. ]

Oh Breakfast. We're really in it now.

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[And Shiro just.]

[Cracks up.]

[Like this is the best stand-up routine he's ever heard in his life. Arms folding up, doubling over where he stands.]

Sir... Sir Render...

You actually like that, hm?

[ Seems like he and Dimitri share a sense of humor. Shiro's laughter is too cute though, and he could absolutely stand to hear it more often. ]

Seems I will have to come up with more then if that's what I get.