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victory_road2022-03-25 09:44 pm
shiro2hero) wrote in victory_road2022-03-25 09:44 pm
video;
Ahem.
[Oh hi Shiro. It's almost prom season, right? That means you're here to deliver some kind of warning about Prom, right? That's what you do.]
[He clears his throat.]
[Looks directly into the camera.]
Fuck!
[Somewhere off screen, a Gallade is howling in squeaky laughter. Looks like someone let one of the Zorua into the house.]
[Oh hi Shiro. It's almost prom season, right? That means you're here to deliver some kind of warning about Prom, right? That's what you do.]
[He clears his throat.]
[Looks directly into the camera.]
Fuck!
[Somewhere off screen, a Gallade is howling in squeaky laughter. Looks like someone let one of the Zorua into the house.]
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[Uhhhhuh.]
Shiro, what was the last thing we spoke about?
[You know, the heartbreaking conversation at the contest? Surely that's an easy piece of information to recite for totally definitely Shiro.]
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Ass damn!
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[Ah.]
So not Blue. [At least Blue could string sentences together. Wait... where has she seen this ability before...? Oh, right! Her Gym battle with Jane!] Are you a Zorua or Zoroark?
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[There's a tiny white fox sitting where "shiro" once stood. It wiggles. Did it do good? Was it convincing?]
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[Oh no. It is rather cute~ ... Although the most BEAUTIFUL fox ever clearly looms in Allura's background. Coressa isn't jealous, but she does give the unusual Zorua an eyebrow. Careful, little one.]
I see... [Okay, Allura can't keep all the bemusement out of her voice. And I take it the human you're impersonating is all right?
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[It... does not actually know the answer to that. Blue showed it photos. And comics. So it transformed to make its friend happy!]
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[A few seconds of confusion... before she puts it together.]
Bluuuuue, is this your idea?
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[Yes! It was Blue's idea.]
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Good Zorua~ [Snitches get scritches~ ... Or they would, if this wasn't a call.] Blue... means well, but it's always a good idea to make sure the human you're impersonating knows as well so they can laugh too.
[Blue clearly hasn't learned from the body swap incident. (Never mind that their three Pokémon were right about the "just kiss already" part...)]
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[Then there's the sound of a door opening. Its little ears perk, and it... disappears.]
- guys? I'm back.
[Hi Shiro.]
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[Ah... a soft sigh and shake of her head, she should've seen that coming.]
Ah, Shiro? It's Allura.
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[He sounds distant. Probably in the front door. More footsteps. Eventually, an Umbreon's face appears on screen, sniffing at the 'gear. She lifts her head and trills.]
- Oh, the 'gear? Hang on. [And there he is. Dressed for jogging with earbuds and all. Looking like he'd just done a couple miles.] Hey! Sorry, I didn't realize I left this here until I was already halfway done.
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[A soft chuckle.]
You're fine. [She's glad he's having a good day at least.] You might want to keep a closer eye on your Gear, however. It seems Blue has found an apprentice.
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He found a what now.
[Good day: over. Discipline Blue Day: begins.]
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An apprentice; specifically a white Zorua. To be quite fair, it was a bit more mild than last time, and this Pokémon seems young.
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A white Zorua? They come in that color?
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Not usually; black is the more usual coloring, but this might be a "shiny"--
[A simultaneous Pokédex lookup reveals...]
... Huh. Or... perhaps not. Apparently a shiny Zorua has a warmer black coat with blue markings and red eyes. And no listed regional variants... This one was definitely white, with red, almost wispy markings and yellow eyes. I wonder if it was a new species or... or a new variant, like those Braviary a few weeks ago.
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Allura, if it's anything like the birds we just got through... I don't think we want it in the house.
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Perhaps. It might depend, though; this one seemed rather... young, benign. Aside from its vocabulary...
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What... do you mean. Its vocabulary.
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This Zorua shares its normal counterpart's Ability: it's a shapeshifter.
[And considering it was using Shiro's Gear... with Blue's coaching...]
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[And stays there.]
Great. Perfect. Wonderful.
I'm putting Blue up for adoption.
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No, you won't. [Said flatly, not in protest but a statement of fact. She knows Shiro loves his Pokémon too much to trade them away like that.] I do agree that the Zorua could use better influences. Perhaps yourself?
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[Very, very tempting.]
I don't know where it even... went. I don't see it anywhere, and I've got too many pokemon as is.
[Shiro you have like 12.]
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[Gotta catch 'em all, Shiro!]
Well, apparently it and Blue get along well, so it may show up again.
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