[Uh oh. Seems someone's hijacked Riku's 'gear just for the occasion.]
If you want my humble opinion, as a Pokémon, it is the same as you humans. Everything in moderation! Honestly, it's very kind of you to permit your Pokémon to enjoy "human" beverages. Too many are quick to dismiss us as pets, when we're actually quite sophisticjkhhakjsf
[Uh oh. Technical difficulty. Please stand by.]
...This is what I get for leaving it at the reception desk, huh?
Anyway... How much coffee are we talking here? And is the issue that the Pokémon's sick, or are they just on a big caffeine buzz?
You might wanna watch out for nutritional needs based on the type of Pokémon they are. Don't feed Growlithes chocolate. Probably don't try to force a Buneary to eat meat. ...Or "meat." Jury's still out on how natural the meats they sell here are.
Guess just keep an eye out in the future? Definitely know the feeling, though. Got a lot of sticky fingers around here, and some of 'em are six foot tall reptiles that can empty a fridge in one go.
Pokémon can and do prey on each other, but outside of your Slowpoke Tails and Chansey Eggs, the locals tend to freak at the idea of them as a food source. So either there are other animals we just never see, or there's something bigger going on behind the scenes.
Why the hell would they freak out over eating animals? That's just nature, isn't it? I mean, meat trees sounds way more disturbing than just frying up a pidgey.
[The people in this world are soft, way too soft! Riz should've known that when they started freaking out about totally sensible things like children carrying guns.]
We aren't allowed to carry weapons, but we can train dragons to breathe fire at people. Pokémon are put on this weird pedestal where we can't endanger them, but they can endanger us.
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If you want my humble opinion, as a Pokémon, it is the same as you humans. Everything in moderation! Honestly, it's very kind of you to permit your Pokémon to enjoy "human" beverages. Too many are quick to dismiss us as pets, when we're actually quite sophisticjkhhakjsf
[Uh oh. Technical difficulty. Please stand by.]
...This is what I get for leaving it at the reception desk, huh?
Anyway... How much coffee are we talking here? And is the issue that the Pokémon's sick, or are they just on a big caffeine buzz?
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He's not acting sick.
I mean, he's not fucking bouncing off the walls either.
He's just sitting there?
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You might wanna watch out for nutritional needs based on the type of Pokémon they are. Don't feed Growlithes chocolate. Probably don't try to force a Buneary to eat meat. ...Or "meat." Jury's still out on how natural the meats they sell here are.
Guess just keep an eye out in the future? Definitely know the feeling, though. Got a lot of sticky fingers around here, and some of 'em are six foot tall reptiles that can empty a fridge in one go.
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[Has Riz accidentally uncovered another conspiracy here? It's just Pokemon, isn't it?]
ack! sorry this took so long. RL stuff came up, and then I got sick >.o
Pokémon can and do prey on each other, but outside of your Slowpoke Tails and Chansey Eggs, the locals tend to freak at the idea of them as a food source. So either there are other animals we just never see, or there's something bigger going on behind the scenes.
Alternatively: Meat trees.
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Why the hell would they freak out over eating animals?
That's just nature, isn't it?
I mean, meat trees sounds way more disturbing than just frying up a pidgey.
[The people in this world are soft, way too soft! Riz should've known that when they started freaking out about totally sensible things like children carrying guns.]
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We aren't allowed to carry weapons, but we can train dragons to breathe fire at people. Pokémon are put on this weird pedestal where we can't endanger them, but they can endanger us.