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[shiro2hero]

[There sure is a fire in the middle of camp.]

[Okay, yes, true. There should be fires. Everyone is camping, after all. Those fires are vital to the health and survival of everyone currently in Hisui! So of course there's a fire in the middle of camp.]

[Except...]

[This is not one of those kinds of fires.]

[This fire is in the cooking area. Where some poor, unsuspecting Guild member let Shiro step in to assist... with predictable results. He was just supposed to be making salad.]

[Just a salad.]

[And yet?]

[The salad is on fire.]




[Please help.]

Comments

[hasitsthorns]

Wow.

[ Did someone ask for help? Sorry, you get Rose instead. ]

And I thought I was bad at cooking. Yikes.

[crystalmaster]

[Oh gosh.

Radley runs over, looking for something he can use to extinguish the bizarre blaze. Seeing some water, he grabs it to throw at the salad. If the water was meant for something else, he'll replace it.

Lily stares at the scene in disbelief.

"Vee?!"

Which basically translates to, "How do you light a salad on fire?!"]

Action

[ironchef]

HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THAT!?

[There's somehow the perfect balance of annoyance and amazement in Hunk's voice. He's also currently looking for any assisting pokemon that might have had a flame-type move.]

[Hunk tosses out a pokeball, and what just a week ago contained a Magikarp now contains a full blown Gyarados. Shiro, prepare for both you and your fire-salad to get squirted with a surprisingly gentle splort of water from a draconic aquatic monstrosity.]

[singlespacedad]

[Just... how?]

Ball! Go get it!

[Cue the heroic rolling and barking of a Spheal, bravely going forth to excitedly squirt water and ice all over the flaming salad.]

What happened?

[nastyboy]

[Some Pokemon might see fit in this moment to help. For example, a small team of Fire types who could feasibly help control the flame.]

[Dimitri's one Hisuian Typhlosion and two Hisuian Growlithe are notably not doing that.]

[Instead, the Growlithe are surrounding the flaming salad on two sides, barking up a delighted storm because WOW THEY DIDN'T KNOW HUMANS WERE FIRE TYPES TOO, while the Typhlosion just sleepily bows his head towards the fire. Actually, that bobbing head seems like it might be getting a little too close...?]

[The sound of baying hounds has drawn Dimitri's attention as he goes jogging across the camp.]

Cwncyrff! Gwylci! Cease - Shiro?

[Sir what are you doing here]

[hippocarnival]

[Fire?]

Whoa, fire! [Fire where he's pretty sure there's not supposed to be a fire! He just wanted a snack, but now he's scrambling to help put that out. He's looking around for a bucket before he remembers... he has a water pokemon.

So he picks up Oshawott by his waist and points him at the fire.] Jou, aqua jet!

[Aqua jet, go! If he hits Shiro as well, apologies.]

[questioneverything]

What did you do???

[Romelle's panicked voice could be heard over the commotion. Her now Sliggo popped up out of its shell and sprayed at the fire with a Water Pulse.]

[tempredmental]

[Keith just... watches. After a moment or two, he stands up, grabs a conveniently placed bucket of water from nearby, and dumps it on the fire.]

Really...? You burned a salad?