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Boober Fraggle ([personal profile] soupguy) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2022-09-17 01:58 pm

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So people sell Pokemon eggs, right? That's what you do...?

[Boober is holding one egg carefully against his chest, and carefully standing as still as he can manage. His mouth is pulled into a very nervous frown.]

Traveler and Tales have four more, too. It'd be nice if people wanted them, because five is a lot to take care of... More than I can do. So if anyone wants to buy one for 300P, just tell me. Traveler is my Hisuian Growlithe, and Tales is a Patra-- Well, no wait, he's a Watchog now.

...About that. Evolution is kind of weird, isn't it? It's like deciding to have a birthday, but then they change how they look too, and that just happens all at once.

(ooc: The post for claiming eggs is here! Please make sure to hit that up if you want one, regardless of if you tag here.)


Mando: Outside of Mt Moon
[Boober can't avoid the training he and Mando agreed on forever, no matter how many seconds thoughts he's having. He should know how to escape from dangerous situations, after all, and it doesn't seem like Mando expects him to actually fight. Still, he's hesitant as he goes over to Mando.]

Um... I think I'm ready to learn that stuff you told me about.


Riz: Inside Mt Moon
[The amount of preparation Riz is doing for the upcoming tournament is admirable. He's even got Boober in on it, by making flashcards he can use to test Riz's knowledge-- Which Boober much rather do than help with actual practice battles. It's helping him learn more, too, which is important. He can't avoid every challenge, especially with Archie so eager to fight. So usually, Boober pays close attention during these quiz sessions, but as they walk through the caves of Mt Moon, he's very distracted. It's such a nice, homey place for a little Fraggle.]

Wait a second... Darn. [He sighs as he flips the top flashcard back over to the question side.] I read that one wrong again. It should've been the use for a charti berry, not a cheri berry. Sorry, Riz.
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[personal profile] nightyorb 2022-09-27 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[A siren? Boy, Fraggles certainly have weird jobs, but then, Riz is certain that Fig would absolutely jump on the chance to be a fire-station siren. Though if she were allowed to do so, the alerts would probably get a whole lot more rock-like.]

Was... was the soup on fire?
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[personal profile] nightyorb 2022-09-27 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Riz cannot help but snicker at the retelling, biting on the inside of his cheek. He doesn't begrudge Boober his annoyance, but also, there is something very funny about the sheer level of affront that Boober managed to pack into the single word 'cold'.]

What did he think he was doing?
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[personal profile] nightyorb 2022-09-30 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, same. Sometimes I check out for five minutes when my friends are talking, and when I check back in, they are arguing about whether Centaurs are technically insects or not.

[Riz just shakes his head. The Bad Kids can truly be on a different level.]
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[personal profile] nightyorb 2022-10-03 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Riz could explain what a centaur is, but it doesn't hugely relate to their friend information swap. Also, he doubts that learning that a centaur is a half human-half horse creature would help Boober understand the insane argument between his friends any better. Riz knows perfectly well what a centaur is and he still hadn't understood how they had even gotten onto that subject.

And as for being different. Well. Riz knows more than his fair share about that.]


Right.

[but which of his friends to start with? They are all great!]

Well, you told me about your loudest friend, right? Then, I should tell you about Fig. She's definitely the loudest of my friends. She's an actual rock star, you know. Like, she and Gorgug went on a tour and everything. People wear her shirts.

[Riz shakes his head. It's still a bit insane to think about the fact that the girl who carried around a dead oyster for a few weeks is now a goddamn superstar.]

She's also crazy. But like. In the best way. She comes up with all the craziest plans, but she is so good at fucking faking it, that it works. You know she once smuggled me into a hospital pretending to be a doctor. We even ended up doing a surgery cause her disguise was that good.
Edited 2022-10-03 23:53 (UTC)
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[personal profile] nightyorb 2022-10-07 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Both. She plays the base and she sings. She can drum too, but that is mostly Gorgug's job.

[But, oh wait. The Surgery. Riz is more than happy to talk about that particular bit of insanity, his hands coming up to jot and shoot through the air, illustrating events as he speaks.]

Okay, so, this happened last year, when we were dealing with Kalvaxus and the missing girls. We had one girl who was trapped in a palimpsest-- a sort of crystal [he adds, assuming Boober won't be too familiar with the phrase] but we needed to get her out. There was this guy-- we fucked up, we shouldn't have trusted him, but we didn't know that yet, but anyway, he was going to help us get her out.

Except then suddenly he lets us know he can't help anymore cause he's in the hospital. So we're like, we gotta figure out what happened, you know?

So, me and Fig sneak in. Fig can bullshit her way through anything, and I'm sneaky. It kinda felt like we were the best ones for the job, you know? But actually, it turned out Fig was a little too good at the bullshitting, cause before we could even get to our guy, some nurse dragged her into the operating room cause they actually thought she was a doctor.

[Riz gives Boober a very serious look.]

Boober, Fig doesn't know anything about Medicine. She once carried around a dead oyster for weeks cause she couldn't tell it was dead. So obviously I had to follow her in.

Anyway, there was this guy suffering from Mummy Rot. Just... this ancient cursed being that was trying to ingulf this dude in sand. And Fig's just... trying to toss some spells at the thing. She's a bard. The only medicine thing she's got is Healing Word. It's not like she could actually do anything.

So I shot the thing with my gun, and that is how we did surgery. I guess those first aid classes I've been taking paid off.

[Deep breath. Info dump done.]
Edited 2022-10-07 02:17 (UTC)
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[personal profile] nightyorb 2022-10-16 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I kinda wish we hadn't been there either. We didn't get anything good out of Biz and I ended up having to watch Fig make out with some middle-aged doctor, which was concerning both in terms of consent issues and just Fig's taste in men, and also just. Deeply gross.

[Riz is certainly making an appropriately icked out face. It is one thing to witness a little peck on the lips. Still not Riz's favourite thing, but he can deal with that! But a sloppy make-out sesh with some old guy? Nope.]
Edited 2022-10-16 22:32 (UTC)
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[personal profile] nightyorb 2022-10-17 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Boober's shudder and grumble is heartening to Riz. Of course, Boober could just be reacting to the idea of kissing middle-aged men, which would be extremely valid, but Riz is going to allow himself to believe that the reaction is to kissing in general. It would be nice to have another friend, other than Adaine, who doesn't care about that sort of thing.]

Right? I love my friends but they are really easy to distract. [Riz shakes his head.] One of us got kidnapped and-- it's not that they don't care, and we couldn't immediately go and save her, but... they were still so eager to mess with the weird elves and I don't get how they could just relax like that.

[Riz can barely understand how people can relax in general, but at that time? He'd been on tenterhooks the whole night.]
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[personal profile] nightyorb 2022-10-22 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Riz nods, fully understanding what Boober is putting down here.]

Right. They tell me to calm down all the time, but like... if I calm down, who is going to do all the work? It's not going to do itself.

[And if Riz isn't doing the work, then who is going to make sure people aren't being fucked over?

Though, there is one question that remains.]


What's wembling?
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[personal profile] nightyorb 2022-10-27 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[Riz thinks for a moment.]

I think my friends have the opposite problem. They are really good at making up their minds. Maybe a little too good. They don't stop to think enough. [He gives Boober a little grin.] Except Kristen and her religion. She's been wembling about that pretty much since I first met her.
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[personal profile] nightyorb 2022-11-06 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, she-- her whole life has been about this stuff. She grew up in a crazy Helioc cult. Everything she did was always Helio this and Helio that. And, well, she is a cleric. So believing in this stuff is where she gets her powers from.

I get why it is such a big thing for her, I just wish-- [Riz shrugs, bringing up his hands in a helpless manner.] I wish I could help her, but this really isn't my area of expertise.

[Riz is good at solving mysteries, but the mysteries he solves are the sort with a singular answer -- who did what where and with which weapon. He's no good with the sort of moral quandaries Kristen struggles with, not when his own moral convictions have always been fairly steady and influenced not by unseen gods and religion but rather from the very big footsteps left for him by his parents.]
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[personal profile] nightyorb 2022-11-08 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That's true...

[Though, of course, that introduces a different worry -- the fear that he's only being kept around because he is useful. Not that his friends have ever given him that impression, but it is hard not to worry about that some days. It, after all, is how it always used to be. Not that he really had friends before, but when people would tolerate him for a time, it was always because they needed something from him, whether it was his help on a project or his notes. It had been made painfully clear that he was a lot to deal with and a pain in the ass. And so far the Bad Kids had put up with him, despite his stick-in-the-mud attitude or how he couldn't understand why anyone would want to spend time kissing, but what if that patience ever wore out? What if what he could contribute couldn't eclipse his annoyances?

Not that he was going to tell Boober any of that. Boober, after all, was also a friend who could grow tired of him.

So, instead. A change of topic!]


So, what about your other friends? You mentioned Mokey and Wembley. Do you have more?
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[personal profile] nightyorb 2022-11-17 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[That's the nicest way someone has ever called him a stubborn fuck. And Riz doesn't mind the description at all. Someone has to be determined and steadfast. Else, how would anything get done?]

She sounds a bit like Fig too. I bet they'd get along.

[Though if this Red can get very excited about her dangerous ideas, perhaps it would be for the best if she and Fig would never ever meet. They'd probably get along far too well and make that a problem for everybody.]

What is Gobo like?