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[perfectteatime]

Hello everyone.

I am out of jail now.

A new experience. Of all the things, the food is the worst punishment in a place like that.

I had to throw a man over a table for a cup of pudding.

Comments

[singlespacedad]

Seems like it

Did they find whoever was impersonating you?

[perfectteatime]

Apparently we just look nearly identical. But yes they did apprehend the actual criminal. They did not tell me much beyond that for 'legal reasons'.

[singlespacedad]

Maybe it was a Pokemon. One that can change forms.

Glad it got resolved, either way. Did they apologise to you?

[perfectteatime]

... That's a good point. I wouldn't be surprised if Mononoke was trying to get rid of me.

As am I. They issued a sort of apology that wasn't... exactly satisfying but well, what can you do?

[singlespacedad]

Is Mononoke one of yours?

They never give good apologies. You're lucky they didn't kick you in the ribs on the way out the door.

... they didn't do that, did they?

[perfectteatime]

No, it belongs to Dimitri. It has a penchant for impersonating people, though. It also has a strong dislike of me.

What? Oh gosh, no! No they didn't, but thank you. That's very kind of you to be worried after me.