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[perfectteatime]

Hello everyone.

I am out of jail now.

A new experience. Of all the things, the food is the worst punishment in a place like that.

I had to throw a man over a table for a cup of pudding.

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[dreamsofahero]

Was the pudding worth it?

[perfectteatime]

Pudding is ALWAYS. Worth it.

[dreamsofahero]

In that case, I hope you enjoyed it.

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[shiro2hero]

are you all right???

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[perfectteatime]

I am ok I just really want a hug

[1stclasspuppy]

There is jail here???

[perfectteatime]

Apparently. I was surprised too.

[crystalmaster]

I am really sorry that happened to you! What was the deal with that?

[perfectteatime]

I have been through worse, but am glad to be out regardless.

A case of mistaken identity. Apparently a felon who looks exactly like me is running around.

[singlespacedad]

Welcome back

Your friends were worried about you

[perfectteatime]

Oh that's

thank you. I know they did. I have an amazing group of friends.

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[valkavian]

Prison pudding is NOT worth throwing someone over, holy crap.

[perfectteatime]

All pudding is worth fighting for.

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[nightyorb]

What did they arrest you for?

[perfectteatime]

Nothing. Apparently there is a criminal out there who bears a striking resemblance to me and they mistook me for him.

[woofdad]

Good to have you back.

[As if he hasn't already said as much to Byleth in person, but hey! Bears repeating!!]

[perfectteatime]

Thank you, Grant. It's good to be home.

I don't suppose I could trouble you for some extra cuddles?

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[cyan_maid]

Oh, dear.
Would you happen to be Dimitri's friend who found themselves in jail?
I can't imagine the pudding being worth fighting a man over...

[perfectteatime]

I am indeed...

I have fought men for less.

[vrdantwind]

my trainer says he knew you'd hate the food the most! he's so smart 0owo0

[perfectteatime]

Is that so? And where is he?

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[looneylovegood]

They have jail here?

[perfectteatime]

Apparently. Though it makes sense what with the organized crime ring and all.

[sonofagautier]

Alright, fighting for pudding is new I'll give you that. But the real question is did you get any prison ink?

[perfectteatime]

I was hungry.

Prison...ink? Like how? I didn't take any pens if that's what you mean?