[Video, SLIGHTLY backdated to the last week of January]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[DING! It's a video post!]

[The video is pointed downwards at the front stoop of a house. Where there seems to be a respectably-sized pile of oblong objects. The camera wavers slightly as it comes into focus on the pile.]

[... It's bread.]

[Loaves of all shapes, colors, and sizes, just... dumped right on the doormat.]

[We're talking everything from the Johto equivalent of Wonderbread to rustic artisanal bakery items.]

[Then the camera's view swings back around to Heather; bleary-eyed, slightly grouchy, and clearly just woke up to find, for the umpteenth time this month, that the secret bread fairy had once again visited her place of residence.]

[All things considered, it's one of the less alarming, more harmless stalker-style pranks she's experienced.]

[But that doesn't make it any less baffling.]</sub>

WHO. IS DOING THIS.

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[phoenixwiz]

Oh wow, there is so much bread everywhere, Heather. Did the bakeries just have a surplus of bread all the sudden?

(Rowan, Lily, Zinnia, and Neville are just gasping and gawking at the amount of bread that Heather is dealing with.)

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[foolishwren]

If they did, I'm pretty sure the protocol for extra product isn't to find some random house in the suburbs and start dumping it all there.

_{[Her own Pokemon are shut indoors, because she has a number that would absolutely be completely gobbling the whole pile up in a frenzy if she'd let them get outside with her.]}

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[phoenixwiz]

Yeah, I agree with you. There is no way that the bakeries would dump their products onto any house like right now.

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[foolishwren]

Yeah, like... that's what dumpsters are for.

No, this has to be some kind of prank.

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[phoenixwiz]

Yep, it might as well be a prank indeed. Got any ideas as to who might be responsible for the bread delivery at your doorsteps?

(Naughty delivery boys? Rowdy neighbors? Or the Snorunt!?!)

[foolishwren]

_{[Heather has the esteemed honor of being, probably, the rowdiest one in the neighborhood full of squares-- so if a neighbor IS responsible for this, she will be both surprised AND slightly impressed.]}

Honestly, I've been over ALL the usual suspects-- _{[Meaning, the particularly mischievous Pokemon she shares this particular residence of, whether they were her own or her housemates']}-- and drawn blanks.

I just don't get it.

[phoenixwiz]

Hmmm… It sounds like whoever has been sending you the bread for weeks must be either a fast runner or they just like to send in stuff in the middle of the night.

Poochy?

(Neville is still trying to understand the amount of bread right now. He is pretty stumped. Meanwhile another Pokémon sound could be heard, one that Harry is trying to ignore for hours right now.)

[foolishwren]

Yeah, I'm positive it happens at night, I can just never seem to catch 'em in the act...

_{[She pauses though, tilting her head. Obviously the doggy sounds are coming from the Poochyena accompanying Harry, but what's that other noise?]}

Uh-- you got company?

[phoenixwiz]

Other than my team? Well, as it turns out -

(Before Harry can finish his sentence though, a wild Garbador shows up in his video feed and she is so happy to show Harry what she has found so far which looks like somebody tried to haphazardly make from melding tons of scrap metal into a mini statute. And yes, those other noise is coming from that Garbador.)

I have a Garbador following me for weeks and she seems to be very fond of me too.