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[sassymaru]

Wonderful news, network!

[Shadowmaru stands in front of his cottage door. He's wearing a heavy coat and scarf, like he's preparing to go outdoors.]

Thanks to your tremendous assistance and suggestions... my problem has been sorted. And wonderfully so.

[While he speaks, something sparkles in his hair. Is he wearing glitter in his hair? It looks like it's splattered onto the door, too. While he turns to open it, to reveal what's behind - in as dramatic a fashion as possible - more glitter seems to flake off.]

[But more important than that is the absolute unit of a shiny Scolipede hanging out on the porch. Preening.]

Ta-daa~!

[... and when Shadowmaru gestures towards his pokemon, there's a spray of glitter off his arm. Thanks, Snorunts.]

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[sassymaru]

[The hands in his hair is unfairly pleasant. But what comes after certainly isn't.]

[From the look of dismay on his face, you'd think he'd just lost his hair entirely.]

It's going to get everywhere. Especially in your armor...

[singlespacedad]

My armour wipes clean.

[He's gotten far grosser stuff than glitter on it!]

[sassymaru]

... My dear knight, it's glitter.

If you can wipe every trace of it from anything, then you have some sort of magic.

[Mando it's not gross, but it gets. Everywhere. Constantly.]

[singlespacedad]

[Mando laughs quietly.]

Shadowmaru, if you think I haven't been finding glitter in my armour for months now, you haven't been paying attention.

[He's well aware of how glitter is craft herpes, darling. But it's okay. It's a price he's willing to pay.]

[sassymaru]

You-!

[He makes a few gestures with his hands, trying to keep his fluster going. But it drains out of him, and he slumps in defeat.]

- Make a good point. As per usual.

[Of course, now that he doesn't have to worry about Mando being upset...] My poor bathroom.

[singlespacedad]

[Mando gently pats Shadowmaru on the shoulder. There, there, glitter boyfriend.]

I can help you clean the bathroom. Boober has been showing me how.

[sassymaru]

[Even more glitter poofs up when his shoulder is pat.]

Maybe we should affix strainers to the drains now...

[singlespacedad]

I think that would be a good idea.

[sassymaru]

Thank you, my dear knight.

Your support is, as always, sincerely welcome.