victory_road | So you want to be a Pokemon Master?

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So you want to be a Pokemon Master?

Who: ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Where: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
When: November 25 - 27
Summary: GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
Rating: BUT PLEASE PUT APPROPRIATE WARNINGS IF ANYTHING COMES UP
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Everything's ordinary, and then, all of a sudden, it isn't. Oops~! Enjoy all the weird new Pokemon roaming about, and have a good time! Any and all are welcome to join in the glitch-ridden festivities!

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Howdy, partner.

[ Nisha grins and tips her hat to him, because she can't resist being a shit to him. Not when he looks that shocked. There are few things that can rarely shake the unshakable Handsome Jack, and Nisha presses a finger beneath his chin and pushes upward to close his mouth. ]

Careful. Who knows what kinda flies you might catch with your mouth open like that.

The flies here are bigger than my whole face.

[He's not really thinking about what he's saying. How the hell can he? She's right there. Right here. He'd hoped. God he'd been hoping. Even if it was just for this stupid weekend, he doesn't give a shit. It's one more weekend with his dead girlfriend. With her not dead.]

[He doesn't even know when she's from, what she remembers. He doesn't care. He grabs her without another word, picking her up and crushing his mouth against hers.]

This might sound a little crazy, but it's been a really friggin long time since I saw you.

Mutant flies?

[ It's just a guess. Everything's mutated here, it seems like. At least her lizard pal is pretty freakin' badass.

She settles easily into his arms, teeth nipping lightly at his bottom lip. ]

Yeah? Feels like just last week for me.

Maybe? I dunno, the wildlife here's a mess.

[Shit it's good to hold her. It's been way too long. It's not fair, that they were ripped apart the way that they were. It sucks. And at least she isn't secretly harboring all kinds of weird anger and aggression.]

Ho boy...yeah, uh, it's...it's been longer for me. Everything kinda goes shitfruit shaped and...I'm not gonna sugarcoat it for ya, babe, we get the bad ending. I mean, I...guess I get another shot, here, but...yeah. You...

I told you it was gonna happen, one of these days, that hellhole planet's a deathtrap.

[Because yeah he is still kind of pissed at her for dying on him.]

[ She slides her arms around his neck, her legs around his waist. Things are always a hell of a lot better when she's with him. Nisha doesn't know what the hell's going on with Jack being in pretty much two places at once, but things are really goddamn weird here, from what she can tell. Anyway, the point stands: She misses being in his arms. God, maybe she should visit him m--

Ah. Well. ]

Huh. [ Okay. She's kinda pissed about that. What the hell? ] Well, shit.

[ ... Give her a moment. ]

Lemme guess. Bandits, idiot Vault Hunters. What, do they come into my town and screw up the place?

Vault Hunters.

[He buries his face in her hair. He's gotta get as much of her as he can, while he's got her.]

[Maybe it's cruel, telling her she's dead. But it's true, and it's not like she'd appreciate being lied to. And she isn't right now, and won't remember this anyway. So it's fine. Kind of necessary, so she doesn't start thinking he's screwed up and needy or something.]

The Crimson Raider's little pets. The whole thing was a shitshow, I...I dunno how things got so out of hand. I shoulda killed those assholes a long time ago, but...

Aw, you know me! I like to be merciful. I'm just...I'm too soft, that's the problem. I wanna believe the best of people, ya know? And then they stab me in the back!

[ That sure explains how shocked he'd been when he'd opened the door. Nisha slides a hand into his hair, just... idly playing with it. She's gonna make the most of this, since she's dead and all. Time... she's not sure how much time she has here. But hell if she's gonna spend too much of it without him.

Nisha presses a kiss to the side of his had. ]

God, I'd like to sink some lead into their faces right about now. I went out fighting, right? [ Because Nisha Kadam wouldn't die without a hell of a struggle.

She pauses. ]

Did they kill you, too?

Eh, by your standards it was a 'fair' fight. Kind of. You called'em out, they took the bait...they won, somehow. But yeah, you had your gun in hand when ya went down. I took care of things, you're on that cliff ya liked, the one that looks over the whole town and everything.

[At least her dying first meant that she'd gotten a proper burial and all that. He...he still isn't sure what happened to any remains he left on Pandora. Krieg's story changes every time, and Jack doesn't trust the Psycho anyway.]

[But Nisha was taken care of, and he thinks she'd like to know that. Plus, it scores him some major boyfriend points. How many guys would go through all that for their girlfriend?]

Kinda? There was...they killed my vault guardian, and then they took out my defenses and friggin Lilith pulled her god damned magic siren punch crap... I dunno then I was waking up here. Been here like half a year.

[ By her standards... she can guess what that means. ]

They took out all my guys? [ Her best guys? ] Must've gotten lucky.

[ If there's anyone Nisha Kadam's tender with, it's Handsome Jack. She plays with his hair idly, her expression somewhat clouded. Before she speaks again, she presses a kiss to his forehead, then down to his lips. ]

Hell. I wish I could've messed 'em up for you. Especially Lilith. [ Another kiss. ] You doing okay here without me, baby?

[So maybe Nisha doesn't need to know everything.]

Yeah, yeah. It...it was a hell of a bloodbath.

[Telling her she's dead is one thing, letting her know her own friggin deputy not only stepped aside and stayed out of the fight, he hadn't made any attempt at retribution....that's something else.]

I wish I could've gotten'em for you. But yeah, I'm doing okay. Been on a couple of dates, nothing serious, just a friends kinda thing. We aren't banging or a couple or anything. What the hell, Nish, ya went and broke me or something, I haven't banged anybody since you bit it.

[For him, that's romantic. He misses her so much he hasn't even pointed his dick anywhere else.]

Hell, if it was as much a bloodbath as I'm thinking, at least I had fun.

[ ... She's still pissy about dying but she's attempting to look on the bright side? Uh. ]

As long as they aren't trying to jump your bones. [ Because that's her job. ] Gonna introduce me to 'em over those-- god, how do you deal with those crappy little devices? Anyway. Or do we have to go on a super fun trip to introduce myself?

Nah, it's not like that. We don't even make out or anything, we just like going out on dates. You'd like her, she's spunky. Wasn't...uh, planning on introducing you two, but if ya really want....

[Mostly he's planning on hauling Nisha into the bedroom. Because of all that not-banging he was just talking about.]

Oh yeah, the 'gears. They're clunky as hell, but they've got the basic functions.

She must be a hell of a woman.

[ Nisha doesn't even sound upset, because she isn't! Mostly she's impressed Jack found a ladyfriend to go on platonic dates with. She's actually pretty curious, but that'll come later. Probably. If they aren't too busy.

(They're gonna be pretty busy.) ]

God, this planet is bizarre. No guns. All these animals. Outdated tech. How'd you get used to it, babe?

Lots of booze. Trippy berries. Got some stuff on some burners.... I mean this place is just ripe for the taking! There's no government, there's no armies, there's...there's nothing like that! There's just a really disorganized group devoted to stealing Pokemon, I'm...I'm gonna fix them.

[Team Rocket has potential! And numbers. But it's more of a mess than a Psycho's port-o-potty. But Jack'll fix it. There's some good core people. Plus that dirty kid and Cancer Bag.]

Anyway, I'm just making arrangements and getting some plans in motion. I miss strangling people, though. I strangled a friend of mine a couple of months ago when he pissed me off, but it was just a casual strangling. Wasn't the same.

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