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So you want to be a Pokemon Master?

Who: ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Where: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
When: November 25 - 27
Summary: GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
Rating: BUT PLEASE PUT APPROPRIATE WARNINGS IF ANYTHING COMES UP
Log:

Everything's ordinary, and then, all of a sudden, it isn't. Oops~! Enjoy all the weird new Pokemon roaming about, and have a good time! Any and all are welcome to join in the glitch-ridden festivities!

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A:

[Okay, so...walking into the basement of what she's pretty sure is that Burned Tower over in Ecruteak City is not what Jane expected of her Friday morning, especially since she's pretty sure she'd just walked into the cafe she's been working at part time. She's also pretty sure that, as her brain starts to work overtime trying to figure out what the fuck just happened, she shouldn't be able to fly anymore, but there it is, the only useful part of her God Tier powers working to make her float. She flails, trying to find a way to keep her balance, but it's pretty hilarious regardless.]

Whoa, o-okay, uh...whoa!

[Her body dips forward, and now she's floating upside-down - but it's a good thing that it is, because on an outcropping behind her a familiar little friend has hesitantly emerged from the shadows. Its usual costume looks a little worse for wear, but the ribbon barrette on its ear is still in relatively good condition.]

Oh my goodness - it's you! Hello again!

[Feel free to come upon her floating in the air and trying to make her way towards a very patient Mimikyu.]

B:

[Later on, Jane can be found with both her feet on the ground in Ecruteak City - given how unusual everything's been, she's not stupid enough to try fast-travel back to Goldenrod until things settle down. She'll definitely help you out with any glitchy problems you may encounter if she sees you, but do note the Mimikyu nestled in her arms. It looks about as happy as a Pokemon covered in a sheet can be.]

[Shit, Dave forgot about this twice-a-year baloney. Welp, time to check on everyone he can find and make sure no one's hysterical.]

roll call
crocker
crocker, jane
come in miss crocker this is houston can you read me

[Holy cow, her 'gear just went off. The 'gears work? Oh good, okay, alright - it's Dave, okay, let's answer.]

I am pretty sure this is Dave Strider and not Houston, but I read you loud and clear!
I'm alright. This...whatever it is zapped me to the Burned Tower over in Ecruteak City when I was trying to go to work, and I kind of don't trust the transport in the Pokemon Center to send me back to Goldenrod.
I mean...
I can kind of fly again, so...SOMEthing's gone kablooey.

yeah i forgot to warn yall about this crap
its like
i dunno in late november and late may theres always this systematic hiccup where the game kind of shits itself
people who arent normally here will turn up and our powers come back and princesses turn back into trolls and whatever
itll go away after a couple days but its fun while it lasts i guess
you sure youre ok? i can try to collect you
i mean i got nothing but time atm

It's really alright. I've got nothing but Life, myself.
Well, Life and watching some things glitch out and one of our cloaked friends from around Halloween.
One that I gave a present back when they were swarming...kind of found me, I suppose! And she seems pretty happy to come along with me out of the Burned Tower, so long as I keep her in the shade, so I think I might ask her to join my team.

adorable
bribe her with cupcakes it literally never fails

Dinah already bribed her friendship with raisins when we first met. I didn't have to do a lot.
I didn't think I'd ever see her again! It's rather nice just to know she didn't disappear into nowhere.

yeah that is nice
and she remembers you and everything?

She must, in some capacity! After all, I gave her a little hair ribbon thing to wear.
Hm...
Ribbon.
That's a bit of a strange name, but it is kind of cute. And I do think of her when I see this ribbon.

thats heinously adorable
totally disgusting
can i call her ribs for short
shortribs

Ribs should be just fine.
But when I come home, you can ask her yourself, alright?

fair
gonna sightsee for a while or head back soon as the ways clear?
i mean not that we have anything special lined up next week im just floatin the question

I'm going to try sticking to town until all this weirdness wears off, and then hop back to the city.
I was kind of hoping I could use the weekend to do some grocery shopping, but I guess that plan's a bust. Obviously the milk will glitch out of existence if I try to buy it.

its not THAT glitchy is it
i mean christ this past may was a mess and a half
were you here yet when that happened? the month we went to the moon for prom

I don't know, but at the same time, I don't want to chance it and end up with half my body here and the other half...I don't know, in the middle of the sea.
And no, I was not here for the moon, but I'm starting to feel like I was with all the talk I've heard about it.

ok well extraplanetary travel notwithstanding
THAT
was a glitchy month
for example i got turned into an actual four year old for a not insignificant portion of it

...
Did you...remember who you were while being an apparent four-year old?

yup
i still remembered everything that had happened post infancy but couldnt process it in any intelligible way
karkat had no idea what to do with me it was incredible

Oh gosh, well, I'm...glad you were able to go back to normal, I guess.
It must've been quite the odd experience.
Did you eat nothing but chicken nuggets?

[She is by no means 100% believing of this event but what better way to acclimate oneself than through jokes]

my adorable child wiles also netted us free pizza from a concerned citizen

I certainly hope you thanked them for that.

honestly idr
maybe katkat did

I will assume he did.

Have things particularly like that ever happened here before?

what do you mean
cause weird shenanigans are pretty much this worlds byword

I mean age shenanigans specifically, but I suppose weird stuff in general is good to know, too.
I hear about the moon thing mostly, but I've also heard of storm systems that flung sharks around? And I'm inclined to wonder just how far and deeply thsi rabbit hole of weridness goes.

So you want to be a Pokemon Master?

Jane Crocker | Homestuck

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