So you want to be a Pokemon Master?

[championbound]

Who: ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Where: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
When: November 25 - 27
Summary: GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
Rating: BUT PLEASE PUT APPROPRIATE WARNINGS IF ANYTHING COMES UP
Log:

Everything's ordinary, and then, all of a sudden, it isn't. Oops~! Enjoy all the weird new Pokemon roaming about, and have a good time! Any and all are welcome to join in the glitch-ridden festivities!

Comments

[gorira]

Do you really want me to answer that fucking question?

[seventhprogenitor]

You have a number of examples, I'm certain, but tell me the most recent.

[gorira]

"Ooooh, look at me, I'm big bad Ferid, I have noooo feelings, there's nothing in my heart but an empty vooooooid~"

[seventhprogenitor]

[THAT THAT IS!!!!] W-Well, that is usually the case, Chitoge! And I had been returning to that blissful [boring, repetitive, "just kill me already"] state after you all had left. It was wonderful. [... Not entirely wonderful. He kind of got used to them all being around? And then they were gone, leaving him feeling a lot more lonely than he thought he would be.] All of that work seems to becoming undone today, though.

[gorira]

There's another lie! Gavone, you lie through your teeth on, like, a half-hourly basis!

[ Seriously, Ferid. ]

[seventhprogenitor]

[I'M LOSING IT, AREN!!!]

It's wonderful in some regards, as in that once it's gone then I don't feel it again. Not unless something triggers it.

[... Like those letters Isaac left... fuk that guy........]

[gorira]

[ IT'S ADVICE THAT WAS MADE FOR HIM ]

But you don't think that's so boring?! No wonder you like murder so much, is that how you feel something?! There are much better ways to do that, you know!

[seventhprogenitor]

[IT LITERALLY WAS] No, murder's simply fun. [I'M SO SORRY.] I like to put myself into dangerous situations to feel things, on the other hand. It doesn't often work out for the reasons we discussed earlier -- no threat of dying, no excitement to be gained~.

[gorira]

...I'm sure there are lots of members of my family who would probably agree with you, but, I mean, that's irrelevant--

[seventhprogenitor]

It was very relevant for the sport we played. I think I may have been the only one who had any fun with it.

[gorira]

Can we not talk about how you tricked me into getting shoved into a coffin and then turned my fiancee into an art project? Even you might understand that it's a bit of a touchy subject. Just throwing that out there.

[seventhprogenitor]

[But it happened so long ago!!

... Well, longer to him anyway. Humans really do hold fantastic grudges as if vampires aren't vengeful bitches themselves.]

Since we're friends, I'll refrain from further commenting. Am I still not allowed to talk to her?

[gorira]

[ Killing someone's lover tends to make them a little bit spiteful, it's just human nature-- ]

...Don't make me regret this. But if you must, I suppose I'll allow it, if and only if she's comfortable with it! I'm not gonna talk for her or anything, I mean, I don't even know if she's here or not yet, but, since we're all out of there...

[seventhprogenitor]

Then chances are high that she may be around as well, yes. We certainly have a way of attracting one another.

[... He hopes that their next life doesn't include that.]

But I'm so thankful to have your blessing, Chitoge~! I never thanked her for... saving Isaac. [back on this train Ugh] And I'd like to do that, I think. Even if you all were bent on proving a point to Ginti.

[gorira]

I sure hope so. It feels weird to walk around and not have her with me. Almost like I'm missing a fucking limb.

[ Maybe that's exaggerating, but... ]

...I'm not giving you my approval for your sake, though! It's just...well, he's like a dad to Angel. ...Not just "like," actually, he is a dad to her. And it'd be weird if her step-dad couldn't talk to her when he wanted to, is all.

Plus, if things go well enough for both of us, you're basically gonna be like my fucking in-law, whether I like it or not--

[seventhprogenitor]

I can marry you two, if you find her here.

[... NO COMMENT ON HIS MARRIAGE STATUS WITH ISAAC.]

[gorira]

I...think I might be more comfortable with a priest? I'm a traditional kind of girl at heart, you understand...

[seventhprogenitor]

You don't think I've lived this long without having some kind of certification across the years, do you~? But I'm sure I could find someone here if you're certain.

[gorira]

It's not that I don't trust you with it. It's just...I dunno. I can't help but feel like with you at the helm, it's almost like the ceremony is going to be cursed.

[seventhprogenitor]

[wow]

That is incredibly rude, Chitoge. You've hurt every feeling I possess. It would be my honor to marry the two young women I had such... important moments with.

[killing them and all. one more indirectly than the other.]

[gorira]

Well, that shouldn't be too much of an issue, since you apparently possess none.

[seventhprogenitor]

[............] Touché, darling dear. Touché. I am in possession of a handful of feelings and you have hurt all of them.

[gorira]

At least this way you know they're there. I'm keeping them stimulated so you keep feeling them. If anything, you should be thanking me.

[seventhprogenitor]

Then allow me to treat you to something to eat, Chitoge~. I'll charm a free meal from the management and I'll tell you all of the fun people I've met during my lengthened stay.

[gorira]

You don't have to do that on my account, unless you've happened to find a particularly nice-looking ramen stand. ...But I won't lie, I'm certainly curious to hear stories, since Decim obviously wouldn't tell me jack shit...

[ She loves the guy, but, fuck. A blabbermouth, he is not. ]