So you want to be a Pokemon Master?

[championbound]

Who: ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Where: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
When: November 25 - 27
Summary: GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
Rating: BUT PLEASE PUT APPROPRIATE WARNINGS IF ANYTHING COMES UP
Log:

Everything's ordinary, and then, all of a sudden, it isn't. Oops~! Enjoy all the weird new Pokemon roaming about, and have a good time! Any and all are welcome to join in the glitch-ridden festivities!

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[seventhprogenitor]

[She is having The Most Fun.]

What else would I have done with them?

[Like really. There was no other thought in his mind but to keep them? He's terrible at letting things go, too.]

[glaciates]

[Good girl. Just like your namesake.] Put them away, maybe? I didn't really think too much about it. I guess it was kinda cruel to leave you with those, in hindsight... [GOOD JOB ISAAC YOU JUST NOW REALIZED IT]

[seventhprogenitor]

So you said in one of them [the second] after you wrote about those things you couldn't say to my face. I simply couldn't put them aside. [YES, IT WAS CRUEL. VERY CRUEL. Ferid has done some cruel things before but that was pure cruelty.]

[glaciates]

...Sorry. For uh... making it hard on you. I mean, don't get me wrong, in some way I am glad that you can feel stuff like that instead of nothing, but... well, I never wanted you to feel that bad after I uh... [. . .] You know what I mean, right? [HE IS SO BAD AT THIS]

[seventhprogenitor]

[Isaac is so bad at this and he's going to get gently guided down for a short kiss.] I love you too, Isaac, even if I'm certain that our parting is fresher in your mind than it is mine and so you may still be unsure of how hard you've fallen for me. I'll only tell you this, but... those letters are a nice reminder that I was human once, and that life wasn't always in such dull colors. I used to appreciate things much more when I hadn't lived for thousands of years. [But the sky's as thoughtlessly pretty as it always was, a constant sight that doesn't strike a bit of feeling into him anymore; Isaac's letters jumpstart something in him and while they're not always happy feelings, they're something all the same. He's working through this again.]

[glaciates]

[Oh, that's nice, he certainly won't complain!] Yeah. That's... That's what I wanted, really. Being able to do that for you is... it's really incredible. It's the sort of impact I never expected to have on anyone, and being able to do that for you is... it's really something else. [It's not like Ferid's going to experience things like he used to. But he can experience more now and that's really good.]

[seventhprogenitor]

The kind of impact you were making back in your world is just as destructive, you know. I really don't like not having you nearby anymore.

[It sucks!!! And not even in like, an exciting way. Just in a "drinks cannot cure me" way.]

Are you going to leave me with more letters while we're here, or am I escaping your wrath?

[glaciates]

[Well, that's really terrible. He has no doubt that Ferid's telling the truth, but somehow he didn't think his departure would wreck Ferid that badly. In hindsight, that was also pretty stupid. Some things never change!!] I don't know yet. Probably. I feel like I can get my thoughts across a bit better when I don't have to say them. [talking is Difficult] ...But I'm sorry about that. I never wanted to hurt you, you know.

[seventhprogenitor]

[Oh believe, he understands just how difficult talking is now.]

I know. It's an unfortunate side-effect, that's all. Now, since we're well acquainted with our respective mistakes, do you mind telling me why there are a number of small icicles following you?

[glaciates]

...I think they've adopted me as one of their own. [Judging from all the chirping they're doing that is exactly the correct response.] Don't. Don't say anything. [LISTEN. HE KNOWS. HE IS FULLY AWARE OF HOW STUPID THIS IS.]

[seventhprogenitor]

Isaacle, is it now?

[DID YOU MISS HIM]

[glaciates]

[IT'S BEEN LIKE FIVE MINUTES] Why are you like this. [JUST LET HIM BURY HIS FACE IN HIS HANDS AND SLOWLY DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT]

[seventhprogenitor]

I think it's adorable you have so many children now~. Or maybe they consider you their child? Which is it, little ones -- one chirp for Papa Isaacle and two for child.

[HE MISSED THIS]

[glaciates]

[The icicles huddle around in a circle for a moment while they discuss this, which involves a lot of chirps and "berg"s before eventually they turn back to Ferid and Isaac and chirp. Twice.] Oh come on! You're just trying to humiliate me! [Two more chirps!!]

[seventhprogenitor]

I like your family. We have a lot in common.

[Kitligula gets to stay up there, because Ferid is kneeling down to invite the little things onto his arms. They can't be that heavy, right??]

My name is Ferid, and I'm your future son-in-law~! Do take good care of my hopeless love here, won't you? Though you'll be seeing a lot of me around now anyway~.

[glaciates]

Oh my god. [The icicles immediately come in for hugs!! EXCEPT THEY WEIGHT THREE HUNDRED POUNDS APIECE FERID I AM SO SORRY] You're also doing a great job at embarrassing me. [At least Kitligula is sparing him. At least there's that.]

[seventhprogenitor]

[YOU KNOW

HE IS GOING TO VERY GRACEFULLY JUST. BE ON HIS FACE. THE MAN HAS IMPROVED STRENGTH BUT IT ISNT LIKE HE CAN LIFT 300LBS.]

Ah-- you're all a little-- my, this is certainly something, isn't it?

[thank god he is pretty impossible to kill huh. Kitligula laughs in a very... Aligula way, hopping onto
Isaac's shoulder and batting at his hair. It is Her Turn to have attention.]

[glaciates]

[No wonder you named her after your bestie, she's basically Aligula in cute Pokémon form!! You can play with his hair but please don't scratch him...] Are you okay? [The icicles are still doing the chirping thing but they'll try to keep from killing you!! SO AT LEAST THERE'S THAT...] They don't really look that heavy, but I guess they're solid ice. [...DO THEY HAVE ORGANS??? HOW DO THEY LIVE]

[seventhprogenitor]

[ISN'T SHE JUST!!! she also thinks isaac is a solid 2 and has no attraction to him, absolutely wondering how her gorgeous trainer got saddled with this hunk of junk] I'm-- perfectly fine, thank you. I simply want to sit with your family now. Instead of standing. [... #nailedit, especially since he can struggle himself up ohhhhh they are so heavy?? what the hell are you made of. how are you alive??? where are your organs. what are your organs.] Why don't you join us, Isaac?

[glaciates]

[...good to know you're exactly like your namesake, Kitligula, damn. He'll sort of smile at that though, since Ferid seems to be okay?? Kind of? Oh my god. He'll carefully join Ferid and the icicles on the ground though, making sure Kitligula doesn't fall off during the descent.] I'm pretty sure they won't intentionally freeze you, but you might want to be careful anyway. [THEY ARE SOLID THREE FEET CHUNKS OF ICE seriously how do their organs work though??? this is confusing]

[seventhprogenitor]

[kitligula thanks u, mountainman. your careful descent is appreciated] Well, that would be a first if they did! I wonder if I could die again. You wouldn't let me try though, would you?

[glaciates]

Absolutely not. Freezing to death is one of the worst ways to go, you know. [...better or worse than being boiled alive?? jesus christ isaac you fucking disaster] C'mon, don't get depressing on me already. We're actually alive this time, right? [...right???? oh god you know he didn't really think about it until just now]

[seventhprogenitor]

Frankly speaking, I don't know. Do you feel alive?

[... BECAUSE GOD KNOWS HE HASN'T FELT THAT KIND OF ALIVE IN LITERALLY FOREVER?]

[glaciates]

I think so? I mean, I felt alive back there too, so uh... [oh my god] The quickest way to tell is to see if we'd bleed instead of being... doll-like. [OKAY]

[seventhprogenitor]

Shall I bite you and see? [HAS HIS TIME COME? WILL IT BE ACTUAL FLESH AND NOT FUCKING RESIN?]