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[ Next up in your feed is a man with green hair and whiskers filming selfie-style. He has a wide, crooked grin when he begins to talk.]

I think I've found my new favorite Pokemon! C'mere, get in the shot. C'mere babygurl, mwah mwah mwah mwah!

[ A Chatot sidles up his arm to settle next to his head. She bobs up and down and watches the reflection on the Poke'Gear's screen with excitement.]

Show 'em what you can do! Come on! Daddy's perfect girl!

[ The Chatot fluffs up her feathers and bobs her head before speaking in a low gravely voice:]

Son of a bitch! BJ is the coolest! Good girl, Chatterbox! Good girl! Ha ha ha! Motherfucker! Cookie? Cookie?

[Beetlejuice brays with laughter as the Chatot continues to babble nonsense and curses.]


Cookie? Cookie time? Cookie? Arrest this, asshole! BJ is so sexy! You're so smart! You're so smart! God I'm so tired of being alone!

[ Beetlejuice gently but swiftly pinches her beak shut. ]

Alright, that's enough! No clue where she picked that up. BJ out!

[ The video ends. ]

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[gobetween]

[The mischief gets a good-natured snort out of him, but hey, that pride in a Pokemon is really catching, and he smiles brightly.]

That's amazing! I've never seen another Pokemon who can copy someone like that.

But uh, I think she changed the camera angle on you, eh?

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Heh, what? Oh--can't deprive you of my beautiful face!

[ He quickly fixes his Poke'Gear's view. Chatterbox is now on his shoulder and squished up against his head as close as she can get. In one claw she holds a shell-on peanut that she is nibbling at. ]

I know about ditto--but I've never met one. Dunno if they can copy voices or not.

[ Meanwhile, Chatterbox does her best impression of the bell over a shop door dinging. ]

[gobetween]

[He grins at Chatterbox, utterly delighted by her antics.]

Ohh, I've seen a couple Ditto before! Out there in my exploring; never caught one, though. But I don't think they copy the voices, or. [He stops to ponder.] At least any I've encountered haven't.

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[ Beetlejuice chuckles. ]

Guess that's a good way to tell if you've got a real Chatot or not!

[gobetween]

Yeah, absolutely!

I almost wish I could take you guys back to my home world. I bet the other Fraggles would get a real kick out of her, she's a real laugh!

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What's a Fraggle?

[gobetween]

Well-!

[He stops a moment to consider, then laughs softly.]

Fraggles are a lot different than how everybody looks here. Usually we're pretty small, like maybe as tall as two of your Chatots standing on top of each other? [Yeah, that would look about right, he figures.] We're furry and colorful, with long tails.

But more importantly, we love a good time! It's not a day that goes by where there's not lots of partying, music, and games. [Barring the occasional ecological disaster, of course-] So that's why I think all of this would fit right in.

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[ Beetlejuice listens while Chatterbox preens his gross green hair. ]

A whole species whose whole thing is partying? I love it! Almost makes me wish I'd been born a Fraggle. I think you and me could be pals.

[ He flashes a yellow grin. Beetlejuice loves partying, music, and games but also spreading terror and chaos--his idea of a good time might be a little different than Gobo's. ]

[gobetween]

[It might be different but that's neither here nor there at the moment. He'll... cross that road when they get to it?]

Yeah! Hey, more friends is never a bad thing, right? Especially anyone out there looking for a party.

My name's Gobo.

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Hah, nice ta meet ya Gobo! Call me BJ!

[ He gives Gobo a cheesy wink. ]

So, party guy, where's the best place in Johto to cut loose? I think I've seen everything there is to see in Goldenrod.

[gobetween]

Ahh, I dunno about Johto, you're asking the wrong guy for that. But I could tell you all about some great spots on Kanto! Fraggles are practically born able to swim, so of course there's the Cerulean City water park.

And there's this... [Hold on, he has to search for the word. ...Nope, can't find it.] Well, I don't remember what it's called, it's not a word I'm all that familiar with. But it's in Celadon City, and it's got lots of flashy lights and music, and great games! I haven't actually gone in there yet, I'm usually just passing through the city on my way to the next cave. But it seems pretty cool!

[The casino, of course.]

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Oh, I'm down for Kanto if the party's lit!

[ He gives the fraggle a grin. ]

Hey, if you haven't seen it and I haven't seen it, why don't we both check it out?

[gobetween]

[...Lit?

Oh, but he definitely brightens at the question.]

Yeah sure, that sounds great! Somewhere like that's gotta be even better when you've got someone with you.

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The more the merrier! Let's do this!