[Video]

[bugbeverage]

[ Next up in your feed is a man with green hair and whiskers filming selfie-style. He has a wide, crooked grin when he begins to talk.]

I think I've found my new favorite Pokemon! C'mere, get in the shot. C'mere babygurl, mwah mwah mwah mwah!

[ A Chatot sidles up his arm to settle next to his head. She bobs up and down and watches the reflection on the Poke'Gear's screen with excitement.]

Show 'em what you can do! Come on! Daddy's perfect girl!

[ The Chatot fluffs up her feathers and bobs her head before speaking in a low gravely voice:]

Son of a bitch! BJ is the coolest! Good girl, Chatterbox! Good girl! Ha ha ha! Motherfucker! Cookie? Cookie?

[Beetlejuice brays with laughter as the Chatot continues to babble nonsense and curses.]


Cookie? Cookie time? Cookie? Arrest this, asshole! BJ is so sexy! You're so smart! You're so smart! God I'm so tired of being alone!

[ Beetlejuice gently but swiftly pinches her beak shut. ]

Alright, that's enough! No clue where she picked that up. BJ out!

[ The video ends. ]

Comments

[video]

[pennyloafer]

[Being a teenager and all, Louie finds a funny little animal that swears very funny.]

That's pretty great. Her name's Chatterbox?

[Video]

[gobetween]

[Okay, he had to laugh at that. Pretty sure those weren't words that were generally meant to be heard across the network.]

She's talkative! I didn't know there was a Pokemon that could do that.

You've- [Snicker] -trained her well?