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[ Next up in your feed is a man with green hair and whiskers filming selfie-style. He has a wide, crooked grin when he begins to talk.]

I think I've found my new favorite Pokemon! C'mere, get in the shot. C'mere babygurl, mwah mwah mwah mwah!

[ A Chatot sidles up his arm to settle next to his head. She bobs up and down and watches the reflection on the Poke'Gear's screen with excitement.]

Show 'em what you can do! Come on! Daddy's perfect girl!

[ The Chatot fluffs up her feathers and bobs her head before speaking in a low gravely voice:]

Son of a bitch! BJ is the coolest! Good girl, Chatterbox! Good girl! Ha ha ha! Motherfucker! Cookie? Cookie?

[Beetlejuice brays with laughter as the Chatot continues to babble nonsense and curses.]


Cookie? Cookie time? Cookie? Arrest this, asshole! BJ is so sexy! You're so smart! You're so smart! God I'm so tired of being alone!

[ Beetlejuice gently but swiftly pinches her beak shut. ]

Alright, that's enough! No clue where she picked that up. BJ out!

[ The video ends. ]

Comments

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[ Beetlejuice is gazing at Chatterbox as he formulates a plan to see if he can use her like a parachute if he were to hold her feet and jump off a building. ]

Can't see why she couldn't. Where's a guy go to teach his Pokemon that move?

[pennyloafer]

You need the HM for it. One of the gym leaders should give it away as a reward for beating them.

[Wait... This is a business opportunity!]

But still, a Chatot probably would be too small. I mean, look at her... She's great! Cleraly. But with a talented pokemon like that, do you really want to take any risks? You're probably better off finding a different pokemon who can learn the move.

Just do some research into what options you have where, no big deal. Oh, but you'd also need to know which gym gives the HM away... And get there. And you'd probably want to have a good strategy and team prepared, so you're not doing all that travel for nothing, too.

Or, you could save yourself all that trouble by just hiring a breeder who already has access and can get you a custom-order egg for the flying type you need, one that will hatch knowing the move.

[A subtle salesman, he is not. Nor as clever as he thinks of himself being...]

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[ Beetlejuice sees through the kid's spiel and he admires it. This guy's got determination! He loves it! And BJ loves acquiring new Pokemon.]

Is thaaat so? You wouldn't happen to know where I could find a breeder like that, would ya?

[pennyloafer]

As a matter of fact, I do.

I can take a break from my final ranking project from the JKBA to help someone achieve flight. It would break my mother's heart if I did anything else.

[Oh wait, that probably would hold more weight for people who know--]

Mom's a pilot.

[There, fixed it, time to get back into the pitch... With a bit of fine print mixed in there.]

So, of course I'll take the job. Once I get the egg to you, all you'll need to do is wait for it to hatch and get the right gym badge and you'll be able to take to the skies in no time.

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[ A yellow grin. ]

Sounds great! What'll I owe ya? A 'mon like that's bound to fetch a pretty penny. Or whatever we use here. I don't care about money.

[pennyloafer]

[Louie already knows his answer, based on his usual rate for more special eggs-- You know, plus just a bit more because this is a custom order. It's just good business sense! --but he makes a point of seeming thoughtful for a few seconds first. That'll come off as more professional, right, if he's giving this careful consideration?]

Let's call it eighteen-hundred. Fifteen-hundred for the egg, plus a little extra for the time away from my ranking assignment. What do you say?

[bugbeverage]

I say, you've got yourself a deal, kid! Operation Beetle Airlines is in swing!