Josuke Higashikata Meets Pokémon (part 1)

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Whoa whoa whoa hey, don't touch the hair - and you better explain what I'm doing here, now!

[Josuke is practically being forced out the door of "Mom"'s house not only by the mystery woman, but also by the Pansage riding his shoulders eagerly waving and pointing at everything in sight. He's sure never met her before, and it's really freaking him out. He thought his real mom could get crazy.

The door gets slammed on him before he realizes he's outside.]

Oh, now this is just great.

[He's gonna be strolling around looking for answers. You look out of place, maybe you know something?]

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[That... is the side of a face. Someone seems to have not noticed the lens... or maybe not.]

Apparently this thing I got is a phone, not just a camera? Fancy stuff. Guess the first question is, who am I even calling? Wouldn't think it'd make one with no number.

[He'd been poking around, and found some things that looked phone-like, so he gave it a try. It is acting odd, but maybe it's like a Stand or something. There could totally be a phone stand.]

Wouldn't be right to just say that, though. Name's Josuke Higashikata. A little confused by all this, but I guess I've got time to work it out since it doesn't look like I'm going anywhere anytime soon.

Got a song stuck in my head something fierce, though.

[He finally moves the Gear away from the side of his head, giving everyone a really clear look at his pompadour and face, finally. He's managed to get Yes to calm down, at least, but he also forgot to hang up.]

Wait, maybe...

[He's taking off his jacket on camera. It's midsummer so sure, that makes some sense, but the way he's looking over it might seem more like there might be a problem with it than just looking at it strangely.]

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Pretty sure that's the wrong kinda strength...

[Honestly, the thing on that tree looks... too blue. Not like the blueberry kind of blue, more like the kinda blue on... say, the N64's "A" button, or something, the kind of blue that is probably not healthy for something naturally growing to be colored.]

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[Vibrant colors generally mean more nutrients, doesn't it? Like dark leafy greens, or... X11 blue fruit. In either case, fruit is healthy and there's no harm (to her) in trying, so she makes her way up to the tree, trying to spot the lowest hanging fruit.] The human body's tough and there's nothing else to eat so we gotta try! I'll even... [She wipes at the air, missing the fruit by inches even after jumping. Too short!! She turns to Josuke.] Oy, that one there. Grab it.

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[Done.]

Here, all yours.

[He's not taking this chance just yet.]

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[Must be nice to be tall. She considers for a second letting her starter try it out since Josuke's so unwilling to take one for the team, but that isn't the example she wants to set for her Pokemon. So she takes the bright blue berry in hand, wipes a spot clean on the front of her shirt, and takes a large bite. ... ......!! WHAT IS THAT TASTE. She can't swallow it, she can't even turn around and throw up to get the taste out of her mouth, she just stands there in utter shock of how utterly disgusting a piece of fruit can be. Fruit is supposed to be sweet and delicious. Why god. Why would you betray her like this.]

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[It's not often that food sends someone into near-shock. Josuke has seen "this food is way too good" shock. This is definitely not that.]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS TOWN?