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Draculaura ([personal profile] veggie_vamp) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2016-06-10 02:23 pm

Video / Action for Goldenrod

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So, like, I noticed...

[Draculaura is outside, and her Pokemon (Noivern, Cofagrigus, Gengar) are propping up a few things - an umbrella? a lawn chair? blankets?. She's dressed in a stylish bathing suit, talking to the device.]

All of that stuff that's blocking the towns? Major bummer. I was thinking of going to the beach eventually, but, now it's like way too much trouble. So I thought I'd enjoy the best stuff about the beach here - the sunshine! I could never get a real tan back home.

But like, at the same time, all these new people logged onto the game! There are sooo many new friends to make, so, I say? Take the best of a bad situation! While you're waiting for the roads to clear, make some friends! We can learn a bunch of stuff from each other. Like, I'm the unofficial Monster Ambassador, so I can tell you all about monsters! Or boys, I know all about boys and romance. Or fashion! Doesn't this outfit look sooo cute?

[She twirls - and trips over the too short to notice Snubbul. She yelps, crashes into the set up the others had made, and everyone winds up on the pavement. The Snubbul shrugs, picking up the device in its mouth. Yum.]

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[Eventually the mess gets cleared up, and Draculaura gets the 'vacay' she wants. She's propped up on the lawn chair, basking in the sunlight. Crobat occasionally fans her with his giant wings, Frosslas is the 'fridge' keeping sodas cool by hugging them, Gengar is eating the food from the picnic basket... hey! Bad!

But Draculaura doesn't seem to mind, sighing happily in the sun, eyes closed. It's an unusual sight... especially when it's in the middle of the city. Hope she's not blocking your way today
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thedifferencebetween: (you are so far beneath me)

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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2016-06-13 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I've heard that bullshit. And ten other equally bullshit explanations, save it.

Relaxing doesn't make money.
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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2016-06-13 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
I have money. Back home? I have all the money. Here? I have some money. I intend to get so, so much more.

I already have one of those stupid cat things. And a drawer full of gum wrappers and shiny buttons it keeps losing its shit for. I think it's brain damaged.

I mean, it does crap out money, but it's so freaking annoying.
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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2016-06-13 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh that's cute, cupcake. Trying to give me advice. Like I need it or something.

I don't need tips. I know how to make money.
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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2016-06-13 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not even a little bit surprised by that.

What do you know how to do? Besides market yourself to lonely teenagers, because you've clearly got that figured out.
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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2016-06-13 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
The time honored tradition of making animals beat the shit out of each other for fun and profit, right.

So what Pokemon do you have?
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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2016-06-13 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
....now what is Mr. Fancy Pants?
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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2016-06-14 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
You're a little warped, aren't ya?

So the animals here come from the Pandora school of mutating. Start out little and useless, get bigger and badder.
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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2016-06-14 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but my point is that even if something starts out stupid and small, it's gonna mutate into something badass with the right conditions.