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victory_road2017-01-08 12:41 pm
brocrux) wrote in victory_road2017-01-08 12:41 pm
third splinter - video [goldenrod city]
[ well well, look who it is. the resident pointy-shades who hardly left a room for an entire month to focus on projects. dirk is wearing a protective jacket in similar appearance to this. he's surrounded by an unfortunate amount of rotoms that have taken up residence in various things. a toaster, a lamp, ...a microwave (why?). rotoms, guys, rotoms.
he put one in a very small pikabot, because dirk has no self-control and wanted to build a robot. it keeps pretending like it's going to electrocute him. he keeps putting a hand on its face and shoving it to the side. ]
Hey. [ he really shouldn't have chose video. the way he gives is a little awkward. ] Remember that idea John Egbert had back in October? Probably not. To refresh, it was poké-proof clothing for the trainers. For when your team has an asshole on it.
I figured it out. [ and then that pikabot he stuck a rotom in actually does electrocute him. he isn't harmed by it but he scowls slightly at the pokémon. ]
Fuck off, man. I wasn't doing a demonstration right now. [ there is a mechanical laughter coming from it in response. why did he built that thing? what is wrong with him? he pinches the bridge of his nose before continuing and making a one-handed gesture to the jacket he's wearing. ]
This is a prototype. I was testing it using my own roster. It's non-conductive, fire-retardant, water-proof and will protect the wearer against most low-level attacks. If your Meowth comes at you with claws or bites you, you should be okay. But I've kept the reinforcement to the vital points and there is limited resistance to a higher levels of fire-power in order to prevent a loss of comfort and mobility. If a Beedrill comes right at your inner-thigh with a stinger, you're probably shit out of luck and I may question your training technique for exposing your inner-thigh to a Beedrill.
It has a built in hood. [ that he's not going to put up. he's got good hair today. ] And small mask with goggles for poison or light protection. [ that, he'll hold up in front of his face before putting back down. ] There are matching pants. I'll be streamlining the design in the future. It currently comes in blue, black or hot pink.
If you want one, you can place an order with me. I'm currently broke and will require funds ahead of time for materials and to pay Egbert a portion for the creative rights.
John, come get your Nidoran suit. And if you know me, I owe you a Christmas gift.
he put one in a very small pikabot, because dirk has no self-control and wanted to build a robot. it keeps pretending like it's going to electrocute him. he keeps putting a hand on its face and shoving it to the side. ]
Hey. [ he really shouldn't have chose video. the way he gives is a little awkward. ] Remember that idea John Egbert had back in October? Probably not. To refresh, it was poké-proof clothing for the trainers. For when your team has an asshole on it.
I figured it out. [ and then that pikabot he stuck a rotom in actually does electrocute him. he isn't harmed by it but he scowls slightly at the pokémon. ]
Fuck off, man. I wasn't doing a demonstration right now. [ there is a mechanical laughter coming from it in response. why did he built that thing? what is wrong with him? he pinches the bridge of his nose before continuing and making a one-handed gesture to the jacket he's wearing. ]
This is a prototype. I was testing it using my own roster. It's non-conductive, fire-retardant, water-proof and will protect the wearer against most low-level attacks. If your Meowth comes at you with claws or bites you, you should be okay. But I've kept the reinforcement to the vital points and there is limited resistance to a higher levels of fire-power in order to prevent a loss of comfort and mobility. If a Beedrill comes right at your inner-thigh with a stinger, you're probably shit out of luck and I may question your training technique for exposing your inner-thigh to a Beedrill.
It has a built in hood. [ that he's not going to put up. he's got good hair today. ] And small mask with goggles for poison or light protection. [ that, he'll hold up in front of his face before putting back down. ] There are matching pants. I'll be streamlining the design in the future. It currently comes in blue, black or hot pink.
If you want one, you can place an order with me. I'm currently broke and will require funds ahead of time for materials and to pay Egbert a portion for the creative rights.
John, come get your Nidoran suit. And if you know me, I owe you a Christmas gift.
[Action]
Of course. I'm on top of everything. [ Well, Anne is. He's not paying attention but every few hours she pokes him until he moves and does the self-care thing. That counts, right? Everything is under control.
Except that one guy running into a wall. Still working out the kinks on that. ]
Want a robot?
[Action]
Jane crosses her arms, leaning against the doorway.] Maybe after you've taken in some sunlight. It's not all that strong or around too long at this time of year, but I'm guessing you do need some fresh air.
[Action] what year is it
You don't have a choice on the robot thing, by the way.
[Action] 2017 but considering current events I think we're back in 1950
[She chuckles, backing up so he can be free from his robo dungeon.] No, I doubt I do, so I'll welcome whatever new little mechanical friend you make with open arms.