text/action route 29

[dashdash]

S.O.S.

[Is that your Pokegear showing you have a message?]

this place is a mess.

we can't even get one city over.

[And another. And another.]

how are the roads clearing up?

is that don thing gone yet?

[Each one a single short phrase, as if hoping you'd pay attention and pick up if you get multiple alerts instead of one neat paragraph text, and minutes apart, as if all that time is needed to painstakingly check for spelling.]

i need to get to Goldenrod.

somebody fight me.

[There's only so much wandering and battling and begging for food she can take. She has a sense of direction of where she wants to go and what she needs to do, but with no way to get there, she's frustrated and bored and has no idea what the state of the world is like outside of Route 29 and New Bark Town. When's the world going to get put back together so she can have her Pokemon adventure?]

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[callbacks]

god
zombie jesus
my dick

[dashdash]

whyd i ask you, your nameing sense sucks worse than mine

lets go with team zombie jesus

[better than your dick flying around omg dave stop]

[callbacks]

i like it
you should probably hq it up in goldenrod
thats where anyone with a brain would station a team base i think

[dashdash]

i figured everythings in goldenrod
well have to elbow some busineses out of the way to make space
ill take care of that when i get there, in the meantime we can tell every1 whose not a rocketer that theyre now a zombie jesus
well make a great team!!!!

[callbacks]

word
anyway i better get back to work rustling all these cattle
roads to clear
pony wages to earn
you know how it is

[dashdash]

kk catch you later!!

[hashtagafreakingghost]

that certainly is a reason to get there faster. and something to look forward to.
i don't know about the other paths, but the one from azalea sure was like that. completely overrun with poison pokemon, it was very dangerous.

i think there are also rules about lending higher level pokemon? they might not listen to you.

[dashdash]

i mean yeah thatd be greate but id go from hungry to starving to dead by the time a pakage can get here. i dont have a room or a mailbox or anything.

ill do what i can about the routes i guess

[dashdash]

poison... ill try not to eat any pokemon, thanks for the heads up. people are saying its not always like this though, that the roads used to be clear. did something happen? like a big boss guy getting dethrowned and now theres fighting over territories?

what are the rules?

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[garbagechild]

i am in goldnrod the yello town

i will fyt u

wher do u want 2 fyt

_{[He seems to have missed the part where she needs to fight IN ORDER TO GET TO GOLDENROD.]}

[dashdash]

bastard are you trying to piss me off?
it wont work! im not jealous!!!!!!
new bark town- ill fight you here

[garbagechild]

i am not a basterd the hyumans who created me were marryd

wher is nyu bark town

[dashdash]

if your such a smartass how do you not even know where new bark is? its the city a bunch of us all came here together like some imigration checkpt. unles you were born here cause if so, ive got questions for you.

[hashtagafreakingghost]

something DID happen...but it's kind of weird? we were all transported to the moon for prom and then when we returned some people were in different places and some things looked different and all the roads were blocked. like the whole world glitched.

i said sort of, i meant REALLY.

and these rules are only things i kind of remember my friends talking about. there are like "you need a certain number of badges" kind of rules. the more you have the higher level pokemon you can use. if you get them from someone else, if you catch them yourself it's fine? i think, someone was running around with a level 100 one and didn't have a single badge.

[dashdash]

so cool!!!! i want to go to the moon!!i want to go to prom!!! looks like you all got tricked though, ive seen this sort of thing hundreds of times- lure a bunchof people away, and while theyre ocupied youre free to tear apart their base. looking for sometihng, or otherwise just messing everything up just to mess with you. someones got it out for people here in either case. dave was telling me about team rocket, maybe its them? n e ways. the badge things sounds like a pain, but i gues ill have to colect them all. i have just one pkmn i got from someone else, until what lv will it listen to me, do you know?

[hashtagafreakingghost]

an answer to both your questions at once: i have nnnnooo clue :/ no one's talked about levels and obedience here, it's really just something i remember from my friends playing the games at home. if i had to take a guess maybe 25? 30?

as for the moon... yeah it was pretty cool. and so was prom. i'd never been to high school prom so it was a nice do-over. anyway, everyone was teleported there i think by this place's god? (he looked like a llama!) or maybe the sparkly cat pokemon? so we weren't really LURED unless they did this themselves? but they didn't seem the type.
i basically have no ideas.

[dashdash]

llama god

whats this game

did you get fancy clothes for the prom? whatd you get for catering? music? were the floors really shiny?

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[charcoalfeather]

Yeah, they're really a mess right now, with all that debris.

[And a little bit later.]

uh they're getting cleared out. we're working on it!!

[...and even littler later.]

why are you texting like this?

[hashtagafreakingghost]

llama god. i don't remember his name right now.

are you another one who didn't have this back home? there was this game my friends were into. that's what this is, it's a video game, called pokemon.

and in order, only if we came prepared beforehand, a huge buffet of all kinds of food, they had a dj there, and they had a moderate amount of shine.

[dashdash]

yay,good!

[lightning fast after Rakka's third text, and the others also come in quick succession now that she's foregone spell check]

im working on it too!!

its mor natural like this right?

like talking to people!

you get five mesages insted of just one so thats even better!!!!

also you dont have to pay for every single text like you do w. old phones

[dashdash]

llama god......... i dont know much about religin or the pokmn video game or anything like that thogh. im not smart enough to figure that out either, so i gues ill just forget about it and focus on the importent stuff. like prom and buffets and moderate shine!! are you havingi t again? next year? i want to go nextx year!!

[garbagechild]

no when i came heer i waz in a big bilding in the yello town, i hav not been anywher else except 4 when JIMMY took me camping on a BIG HILL

i am not a ass either but i am prety smart

xcept at riting tho i am still lerning that sory

[dashdash]

no writng is hard so i understand, its okay! i get what your saying and you get what im saying so its all okay!

BUT BUT BUT WAIT yello town = golden town = goldenrod??? you and the other guy!! howd you guys get so lucky, ive been trying to get there for AGES!!!! i was going to ask why you never leave and see all the other great stuff out here but if its goldenrod i can understand why, that citys so great

[hashtagafreakingghost]

you can just focus on prom. ^^;
as for if it'll come again, i really don't know! it's apparently normally in april but this year it was at the end of may. and kind of a weird affair, weirder than usual. as far as i know it's not normally on the moon.....
but i do hope that it happens again. i'm not sure if i want to think about being here for a whole year longer, but the dance was nice.

[dashdash]

air mail means planes right!?! if theres planes, its better to pick people up and take them where they need to go instaed of just dropping food!!

but yes please feed me