text/action route 29

[dashdash]

S.O.S.

[Is that your Pokegear showing you have a message?]

this place is a mess.

we can't even get one city over.

[And another. And another.]

how are the roads clearing up?

is that don thing gone yet?

[Each one a single short phrase, as if hoping you'd pay attention and pick up if you get multiple alerts instead of one neat paragraph text, and minutes apart, as if all that time is needed to painstakingly check for spelling.]

i need to get to Goldenrod.

somebody fight me.

[There's only so much wandering and battling and begging for food she can take. She has a sense of direction of where she wants to go and what she needs to do, but with no way to get there, she's frustrated and bored and has no idea what the state of the world is like outside of Route 29 and New Bark Town. When's the world going to get put back together so she can have her Pokemon adventure?]

Comments

[dashdash]

bastard are you trying to piss me off?
it wont work! im not jealous!!!!!!
new bark town- ill fight you here

[garbagechild]

i am not a basterd the hyumans who created me were marryd

wher is nyu bark town

[dashdash]

if your such a smartass how do you not even know where new bark is? its the city a bunch of us all came here together like some imigration checkpt. unles you were born here cause if so, ive got questions for you.

[garbagechild]

no when i came heer i waz in a big bilding in the yello town, i hav not been anywher else except 4 when JIMMY took me camping on a BIG HILL

i am not a ass either but i am prety smart

xcept at riting tho i am still lerning that sory

[dashdash]

no writng is hard so i understand, its okay! i get what your saying and you get what im saying so its all okay!

BUT BUT BUT WAIT yello town = golden town = goldenrod??? you and the other guy!! howd you guys get so lucky, ive been trying to get there for AGES!!!! i was going to ask why you never leave and see all the other great stuff out here but if its goldenrod i can understand why, that citys so great

[garbagechild]

yes??

that is what i said b4

i hav alwayz ben there

[dashdash]

how long is always? you dont ever want to leav the city, even if its just a short trip somewhere? maybe when i get to goldenrod you can show me around the city and i can show you some places outside. its not as cool as goldenrod but theres some cool things out here too

[garbagechild]

i dont kno im not good at cownting either

its a big city i am stil exploaring

but i did go camping once my friend JIMME took me and it was vary nice

[dashdash]

if you like camping, then you should def go outside the city more!!! its like camping every day all day- walking on dirt, sleeping on dirt, dirt everywere and grass and trees and bugs and rats and its hot and youre feet get tired and theres nothing to eat

...........

how was it nice, what did you do?

[garbagechild]

.... i dont lyk being tyrd or not having things 2 eat, u mayk it sownd not vere nice at all

we sang songs and made pan cakes and looked 4 fyre pokymon

[dashdash]

its nice sometimes!! for some peopl!!!! yours sounds more fun, with songs and cakes and pokemon. maybe im not hanging out w/ the right people, or people in generel, cause its just me and its really lonely camping by myself HINTHINT take me camping w. you next time

[garbagechild]

well if u com 2 the yello town mayb but if u r far away i dont think i could find u to go camping with

why r u alon ??????

[dashdash]

THATS THE QUESTION RIGHT!!!!?!??!?!?!?!??!? idk why im alone, there were so many people befor when i first left the town and lots of people talking all the time on the pokegeer and i hardly see anybody out here!!

[garbagechild]

did u get lost

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