text/action route 29

[dashdash]

S.O.S.

[Is that your Pokegear showing you have a message?]

this place is a mess.

we can't even get one city over.

[And another. And another.]

how are the roads clearing up?

is that don thing gone yet?

[Each one a single short phrase, as if hoping you'd pay attention and pick up if you get multiple alerts instead of one neat paragraph text, and minutes apart, as if all that time is needed to painstakingly check for spelling.]

i need to get to Goldenrod.

somebody fight me.

[There's only so much wandering and battling and begging for food she can take. She has a sense of direction of where she wants to go and what she needs to do, but with no way to get there, she's frustrated and bored and has no idea what the state of the world is like outside of Route 29 and New Bark Town. When's the world going to get put back together so she can have her Pokemon adventure?]

Comments

[dashdash]

i know! ive used them! but its always me standing around in the hot sun while some guys sitting in their goldenrod mansions with their lapdogs and mimosas even tho they got here the same time as i did its not fair i want to be there too!!!

if i can see them and hear them the distance feels so far. at least w/ text i can pretend

[callbacks]

huh
with the roads the way they are if someone actually got to town the same time you did theres no way they couldve made it to goldenrod already
are you sure

[dashdash]

yeah he said so himself. he wouldnt lie, right? he's my friend. friends wouldnt lie to eachother unless they absolutly have to

[callbacks]

i mean i dont know the guy so i cant speak to the dudes honesty quotient but yeah theres no reason to lie about something like that
thats weird though
oh well i guess thats one mystery well never solve until it doesnt matter anymore

[dashdash]

yeah. i gues when i meet him in goldenrod ill beat the truth out of him. maybe hell share his secrets for fast travle and i can get to olivine in 2 days like i said

youd like him, dave. he has a dimond pony

[callbacks]

what
here???
theres such a pokemon??

[dashdash]

dunno. back where he lived i think. but if theres one here i bet hed find it. or ill find it for him once i can get around faster and travle the whole world.

[callbacks]

man what kind of crazy tolkien fairy tale world did he come from to have a diamond pony
and how do i apply for citizenship there

[dashdash]

i think he said it used to be pretty terible. like child-eating levels of terible. but then he came along and saved the planet adn became a hero!!
hes cool, right? heros are so cool. i want to be one too.

[callbacks]

[Ah. Er.]

hey more glory to you
and to him i guess
heroing isnt really my scene so ill just cheer yall on from the sidelines
rah rah whos our lass its mafuyu kicking ass yeaaaaah

[dashdash]

hahaha yeah!! now i dont have to worry about getting a cheering sqaud, youve got it covered dave

but hey
aside from raging donfans and stuff, is there anything in this world that needs saving? what problems does this world have if any?

[callbacks]

uh
well there are random happenings once or twice a month usually but those arent typically dangerous at least in my experience
i guess theres team rocket?

[dashdash]

thats a pretty cool name for a team! what do they do? are there alot of people in it? how do i join?

[callbacks]

team rocket are the badguys

[dashdash]

oh.

uh.

whats our team called? the good guys team

[callbacks]

idk
"everybody else?"
i dont think anyones ever tried to name us

[dashdash]

well they should. we have to beat team rocket at evrything so we need something good
team higashi
team Mafuyu
help me out here

[callbacks]

team
meteor??
i dunno its like the opposite of a rocket right
one goes up the other comes down

[dashdash]

idk meteors crash down on earth and kill everything, remember when dinosuars used to be a thing? it makes us sound like the bad guys
mayb the other way around- what can fly higher than a rocket?

[callbacks]

god
zombie jesus
my dick

[dashdash]

whyd i ask you, your nameing sense sucks worse than mine

lets go with team zombie jesus

[better than your dick flying around omg dave stop]

[callbacks]

i like it
you should probably hq it up in goldenrod
thats where anyone with a brain would station a team base i think

[dashdash]

i figured everythings in goldenrod
well have to elbow some busineses out of the way to make space
ill take care of that when i get there, in the meantime we can tell every1 whose not a rocketer that theyre now a zombie jesus
well make a great team!!!!

[callbacks]

word
anyway i better get back to work rustling all these cattle
roads to clear
pony wages to earn
you know how it is

[dashdash]

kk catch you later!!