[Action for New Bark Town+Route 29/Video]

[mon_dieu]

 [Action]

[Why two places? Because Antoine's been running back and forth between the two, screaming his head off for a good half-hour now. He's not having a good day. When you finally locate the source of the hysterics, a young man is up in a tree, clinging to a branch, while down below, a confused Honedge is floating around and waiting for his new master to come down.]

WHY DOES ZIS KIND OF THING ALWAYS BE HAPPENING TO ME?! Did I wrack up bad karma een another life?! I DEMAND TO BE WOKEN UP FROM ZIS NIGHTMARE ZIS EESTANT!

[A pitying howl, he clings harder to his branch.]

I cannot find my wedding ring either... Can zis day get any worse?

[Video]

[This face appears on screen! ... Looking thoroughly, THOROUGHLY exhausted.]

... Assuming zis ees not a bad dream, or one of Doctor's Eggman's nefarious albeit confusing plans... Zis ees Antoine D'Coolette from ze main branch of ze Freedom Fighters, calling all branches and teams! Report een at once and identify your location! I am needing updates as soon as possible... along with a hug.

 [Hey, there's Honedge, peering over his shoulder!]

Once I am with ze Princess, at least, we shall formulate a plan to - GAAAAAH!

[Honedge's mere appearance seems to scare the heck out of him, as he drops the communicator.]

I TOLD YOU TO STOP DOING ZAT! EEF YOU ARE GOING TO POSSESS MY FATHER'S SWORD, YOU WILL DO SO WITH DIGNITY!

Comments

[Video]

[monge]

[Finally.

His time has come.]

I am qualified for hugs, zura!!

[Video]

[mon_dieu]

[Startled, he quickly picks it back up.]

Who ees reporting?

[Video]

[monge]

Eh...

I have no idea, who's reporting what, zura?

[Video]

[mon_dieu]

[Sigh. Not a Freedom Fighter, then. He runs a hand through his hair - still creeped out not to feel his ears up there.]

Young man! What ees your location? Are you all right?

[Video]

[monge]

[Young man?]

I-I am an adult, z-zura! [He says with his eyes full of tears...] Aaaand I'm kinda in a mountain right now, zura.

[Video]

[mon_dieu]

[Sure you are, sure you are.]

Mountain... So zis might be Chun-Nan... Zat might work out...

[He clears his throat, trying to sound professional.]

Rest assured, my team and I shall figure zis out and set everything back to normal!

[Video]

[monge]

[That's pretty professional for someone who was just screaming earlier... Komasan's impressed.]

Well that's a relief, things haven't been normal for a really long time, zura.

...We were on the moon once, zura.

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

I'm not sure who you are trying to report to, but it isn't going to work at any rate.

[Either is the screaming, but that is amusing to Killua.]

[Video]

[mon_dieu]

[he scrambles to pick up the device and pretend his high-pitch screaming didn't just happen.]

A-hem... and who am I speaking to?

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

I'm Killua, you sir are currently stuck in the land of Pokémon. Just like the rest of us.

[Video]

[mon_dieu]

Pokemon Land... I am unfamiliar with zis term. Are we perhaps een a far off region of Chun-nan?

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

I say land, but actually I mean the whole planet. So if you've never heard of Pokemon before that means you are a few planets or dimensions away from your home.

[They are also out of time but it's better to keep things simple.]

[Video]

[mon_dieu]

Dimension?

... Oh, no, ees zis another Zone?! I thought we were done with zose shenanigans, or at ze least put a very decent pause button until we got OUR WORLD fixed up...

[video]

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

Princesses. Cool. I don't know if there are any around here, but I'm pretty sure your sword-guy's not your dad's sword.

One of these days is gonna be the day I stop getting weirded out by objects having eyes and moving on their own. Today's not that day. But no there are um...a bunch of those guys around. My friend's got one, too. That's just how they look. It...it only gets weirder from there, dude.

[He sure looks awfully calm for things being weird, but his face makes a thinky, confused face.] Hold on...what kind of name is Eggman? Does it have anything to do with walruses? [now that obligatory reference is out of the way nobody has to make it ever again]

[video]

[mon_dieu]

[He fumbles to pick up his device, so he may have lost some of that. May have.]

Be waiting a moment... Are you saying you are not knowing ze nefarious Doctor Eggman? Ees zere truly a place een ze world his infamy has not touched?

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

[Church is trying really hard not to laugh at that thick accent. Don't be rude, man. Don't do it. You're based off a guy with an accent straight out of New Orleans. Don't laugh. ...He's mostly successful.]

Heh, um...no, I'm pretty sure if anyone by that name showed up either where I'm from or in this weird universe, he'd get laughed at mercilessly until he changes his name.

[mon_dieu]

... Universe?

Wait... you mean to say we are een another zone?

[That would explain.... eh, maybe two things out of this whole weird mess.]

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

Yeah, universe. Like. This place doesn't exist where I'm from. Or these animal-creatures. And there are a bunch of people like us that come from god knows where. Fantasy worlds, worlds without animal battling, worlds with spaceships and space marines, worlds with magic, shit like that. Places that aren't here.

So whatever the fuck brought us all here, nobody seems to know any way to go back, ssssooooo...

[mon_dieu]

Not to worry! My team and I are very efficient in matters of other zones!

Video

[dreamsofahero]

I'm afraid that you're now in quite a different world than wherever you were last. And while it's possible that there may be others here from the same world as you, it's just as possible that there aren't. I admit that I certainly haven't heard of any 'Freedom Fighters' or a 'Doctor Eggman' myself.

Video

[mon_dieu]

Yes, a few things have been explained to me... Yet a part of me cannot help but be thinking zis ees a crazy dream after eating too much dessert.

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[dreamsofahero]

If it's a dream, it's a rather more elaborate and lengthy one than I've ever known...

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[mon_dieu]

Eet ees a NIGHTMARE.

Re: Video

[dreamsofahero]

Oh? Surely it isn't that bad...

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[mon_dieu]

I am not supposed to be an overlander! Zis... zone, world, universe, WHATEVER you are wanting to call eet, took away my body!