[Action for New Bark Town+Route 29/Video]

[mon_dieu]

 [Action]

[Why two places? Because Antoine's been running back and forth between the two, screaming his head off for a good half-hour now. He's not having a good day. When you finally locate the source of the hysterics, a young man is up in a tree, clinging to a branch, while down below, a confused Honedge is floating around and waiting for his new master to come down.]

WHY DOES ZIS KIND OF THING ALWAYS BE HAPPENING TO ME?! Did I wrack up bad karma een another life?! I DEMAND TO BE WOKEN UP FROM ZIS NIGHTMARE ZIS EESTANT!

[A pitying howl, he clings harder to his branch.]

I cannot find my wedding ring either... Can zis day get any worse?

[Video]

[This face appears on screen! ... Looking thoroughly, THOROUGHLY exhausted.]

... Assuming zis ees not a bad dream, or one of Doctor's Eggman's nefarious albeit confusing plans... Zis ees Antoine D'Coolette from ze main branch of ze Freedom Fighters, calling all branches and teams! Report een at once and identify your location! I am needing updates as soon as possible... along with a hug.

 [Hey, there's Honedge, peering over his shoulder!]

Once I am with ze Princess, at least, we shall formulate a plan to - GAAAAAH!

[Honedge's mere appearance seems to scare the heck out of him, as he drops the communicator.]

I TOLD YOU TO STOP DOING ZAT! EEF YOU ARE GOING TO POSSESS MY FATHER'S SWORD, YOU WILL DO SO WITH DIGNITY!

Comments

now with the right journal

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

At least you only have to get used to a new appearance, not literally everything else. Small mercies.

...I wonder if you can use your poke-sword to shave...

[mon_dieu]

STICK TO ZE SUBJECT AT FOOT.

[he means at hand.]

How long has zis been going on?

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

C'mon, once you start growing people hairs on your chinny-chin-chin, wouldn't it be nice if your sentient sword could make sure you get a clean shave without nicking you? [SUPER important subject. OBVIOUSLY.]

Man, I dunno. A couple years, I think? I only got here some months ago.

[mon_dieu]

Years?! What do you mean, years?!

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

I mean there are people who've been here for years who weren't originally from here.

And some people are okay with that, honestly.

[mon_dieu]

I cannot possibly stay here for years! I have missions! Duty! A wife! I might have left the stove on!

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

Can't help you with that, dude. Hey...you weren't, uh, by any chance, about to die or anything, were you? That you remember?

[mon_dieu]

Of course not! Een fact, we just had a major victory!

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

Well aren't we special. Better get used to getting your victories through having your weird sentient creatures beat the hell out of other weird sentient creatures.

[mon_dieu]

Zat sounds oddly cruel.

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

Right?? Back home we'd have laws against this sort of thing.

[mon_dieu]

Which ees another good question. Who ees ze law enforcement here? Ze political leaders?

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

You're right. Those are really good questions. [Notice that he doesn't answer those questions.]

[mon_dieu]

...

WELL?!

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

Suuuuuuper good questions, dude.

[mon_dieu]

Good Chaos, I'm surrounded by imbeciles. I would think I'd be used to zis after being around Sonic so much.