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[purramedic]

[Anders, still done up for work, looks rather unimpressed as he starts to broadcast from his hotel room. Without a word yet, he turns the video onto a Pokemon that no longer matches his adorable Skitty scrubs. Pinsy is flopped over on the bed, her much bigger body dwarfing the pillow she's stretched out on.]

I come home to find that somebody took it upon herself to dig a very special stone out of my bag.

I would say she looks far more regal, but she seems to be even lazier now. As if I thought it was possible.

[Just for emphasis, he extends a hand to lift one of her paws and drop it back onto the sheets, repeatedly, and the Delcatty's only reaction is a tired stare toward the camera.]

Incredible. I thought evolution was meant to make Pokemon stronger.

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[laughingstawke]

Which automatically makes him better than Pinsy! But he evolved to get all big and powerful. Yours is just... [She motioned vaguely to the cat.]

That.

[purramedic]

You're out of your bloody mind, love. Pinsy is a magnificent beast.

[Astonishingly, the Delcatty goes so far as to lift her head and glower defiantly at Hawke. Sure, she loves DT, but she's definitely more fabulous than he is.]

[laughingstawke]

Magnificently out of shape and lazy, you mean.

[D.T., on the other hand, whines pathetically and bows his head. C'mon, Mom, you're making his girlfriend mad at him...]

[purramedic]

[Pinsy makes a pointed effort to scrutinize Hawke's waistline before meeting her eyes with an expression surprisingly accusatory for an animal.

Anders unconsciously leans away from both of them, suddenly worried for both of their safeties' but also terrified for his own.]

[laughingstawke]

[Hawke's mouth snapped shut, teeth clanging sharply together. A dark look drifted over her face, and her fists clenched at her side. Briefly, she looked to Anders for defense, but finding no help there, she looked to Dog Two.]

You! Use flamethrower!

[Instead, D.T. looked at her, gave a great big yawn, and collapsed down on the floor. So much for that.]

[purramedic]

[Looking very pleased with herself, the Delcatty lays her head back down and leaves one eye open to continue peering at Hawke with a near smirk.

Meanwhile, Anders clears his throat.]

Ah... It's a nice evening. Would you like to go out somewhere?

[laughingstawke]

I'd like to take this little -- [Hawke spoke through gritted teeth, but stopped as D.T. let out a low growl. Her expression shifted from one of anger to one of betrayal and hurt (or at least faux versions of them). She fixed her gaze on the creature, then finally looked to Anders.]

Yes I think that's best. It seems D.T. has a new master.