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Ashley Fox ([personal profile] rambling_runner) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2017-02-19 07:31 pm

1st Run // Welcome to the World of Pokemon!

[ The video comes on to show a brightly grinning newcomer! He's already on Route 29, having bolted from New Bark the moment he had his feet under him and his Pokemon given to him. ]

Hey world! I just got here and I got this super cool dog! Look at him! He's on his back legs and run like a champ, it's amazing! Show 'em what ya got Danny! [ The camera focuses on a Riolu, bright-eyed and eager. Danny the Riolu playfully flexed it's not-impressive arms, before turning and using his Quick Attack to show off his speed. Zip-zip! But then Ash quickly told Danny to stop and turned the camera again; this time it lands on a Sentret nearby. ]

Holy shit, who's that Pokemon? I'm gonna try and catch it. Here, hold this- [ Wait. The camera's being handed to the Riolu. Who turns it on himself and winks, before turning it back to Ash, who is trying to sneak up on the Sentret. Before lunging for it, trying to physically grab it. The Sentret rightly squeaks and struggles with him, before getting a good Scratch on his arm and bolting off. Someone skipped the tutorial on how to catch Pokemon... ]

Ah, ffffff-uck-
foolishwren: i was completely androgynous... unproblematic... no acne... truly my golden years (honestly i peaked as a zygote like...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-03-16 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
... Yeah.

Yeah, basically.

But... it's not all bad.

For being random, the chances aren't as... one-sided as they could be.

[After all... she'd gotten her dad back not once, but twice here. How's that for astronomical odds?]

Like, I'm not trying to be a debbie downer, just letting you know to... you know, be realistic.

You kinda gotta go with the flow in this place.
Edited 2017-03-16 06:47 (UTC)
foolishwren: are waiting to GOOF OFF with you (SILLY GIRLS in YOUR AREA)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-03-21 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
Cool. I'm Heather.

And-- ... well, I don't have any of my Pokemon out at the moment, but I'm sure they'd all say 'Hey'.

Except for the Gengar.

That one's an asshole.

[And the centipede. But we don't talk about the centipede.]
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-03-27 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You ever see Ghostbusters?

Gengars are like Slimer, but like. Not as cute and charming.

[She really doesn't like her Gengar.]
foolishwren: get away from me (... you ship WHAT?!)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-03-28 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
--What?

Dude, no.

You don't need any.

Ghosts are bad news.

[SHE HAS HAD TOO MANY TRAUMATIZING EXPERIENCES WITH GHOST-TYPES]
foolishwren: Or do you just rip a hole in your chest and let the locusts fly randomly into the keyboard? (do you like... THINK before you type?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-04-05 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[And Ash is talking to someone who once got pushed in front of a TRAIN by a ghost. Her opinion is more or less set in stone.]

Cute?

DUDE...
foolishwren: "no" (to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 9)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-04-07 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and most importantly, he's not a ghost.

[SHE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT POKEMON IN GENERAL HERE YO, SHE'S TALKIN ABOUT THE UNDEAD!]
foolishwren: i dont respect literally any of you people (wow this place is a freakshow)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-04-11 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh hell no, you keep that shit away from me.

I've had enough ghosts to last me a lifetime.
foolishwren: And I'd throw in insurance for two. (I'd sell you to Satan for one corn chip.)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-04-12 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, uh, a ghost literally tried to push me in front of an oncoming train once.

I'm not a fan.
foolishwren: just disappear up that gigantic mountain and never be found (how about you go die on mt everest.)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2017-04-13 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
They're not supposed to exist where I come from either.

But they do, and they're assholes.

[Of course, she's had her fair share of bad ghost experiences here, too... which did nothing but cement that opinion.]