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[All you can see is feet moving back and forth across grass, the occasional blip of an Eevee popping up on the screen. When the screen finally stops, a sigh could be heard, the view changing from the grass to the face of a rather confused looking kid.]

Okay. Remain calm, Dipper. This isn't California, or Gravity Falls, and this cat thing isn't in your imagination.

[It takes a moment for Dipper to realize that his device is recording him. Deep breath.]

If there's anyone out there who can hear me, my name is Dipper Pines! I think I'm stuck in some sort of video game dimension, and these things called Pokémon are what I'm supposed to battle with! Also, if you see or have met a girl named Mabel Pines, she's my sister. Long brown hair, headband, braces, and really friendly.

[He looks down at the Eevee beside him, mumbling to himself.]

I'm either stuck in a game or I really need to get some sleep....

[Anyone in the area will see Dipper after the broadcast sitting on the ground with his new little friend flipping through the Trainer's Handbook. Seems he's rather intent on finding out everything he can about his current situation.]

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[Oh hey, it's that kid who refuses to wear pants! Wow, for a second there, Komasan thought the harsh winter finally killed him. It's good to see that he was wrong. ...Or that Dipper has successfully found a way to become a ghost. Both possibilities are acceptable to him.]

Aw, where's your Lamby, zura?

[He can see he's gained an Eevee, however. Cute.]

[What. Who is this guy and why is he acting like he knows Dipper?]

What are you talking about? Lamby?

[Unless this guy knows about the Lamby song...]

[Oh god, it finally happened. Dipper did something to his lamb.]

Ah...your sheep, zura?

[Did he eat the sheep? Was that how he survived this whole time?!]

I don't have one? My Grunkle has a goat back at his place, but not a sheep.

[Does Dipper even look like a sheep person?]

[Yes, that's exactly what he looks like!]

H-How could you... You were already so mean to Lamby...and now you won't even say you had a sheep, zura...?

[Because he ate it. Probably.]

Are you gonna get rid of the eevee too, zura?!

[WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON]

I don't know what you're talking about! I just got here!

[Wait. No. He's going to hug his Eevee close. Why? Because this thing is his partner, just like in a video game.]

Why would I get rid of... Tyrone! Why would I get rid of Tyrone?!

[Wait, hang on, putting his bizarre rage on hold for a second there.]

Monge... That's the coolest name I've ever heard, zura.

[That's a huge shift. But one Dipper will happily go along with!]

Right? If I could pick a name, it'd be that one!

[Especially for an eevee. Most people give their eevees adorable cutesy names, but now...now this eevee is destined to be really, really cool.]

I can see it, zura! You totally look like a Tyrone, zura!

Ah...but...I guess it'd be kinda weird to share your name with your Pokemon, that was pretty nice of you to give it to him like that, zura.

[If it's not cool, then Tyrone would put his name to shame!]

I know! [Maybe Dipper would be cool if he had a name like that.] Just gotta make sure he looks as cool as his name. You think they make sunglasses for Eevees?

I know they do, I bought Yarase sunglasses when I first got him, zura!

[Yarase is also not an eevee, but whatever!]

They have all sorts of cool stuff for Pokemon at this monge~ store I live by, zura! You should totally buy some when you get here, zura!

[DipDip is going to assume you mean an Eevee.]

Where do you live? Is it near New Bark Town?

[Please break it to this kid that he's gotta walk.]

[Oh, shoot, right, he's "new."]

Oh, um, no...it's in the Goldenrod city, zura... I guess it's gonna be awhile until you get here, zura.

Can't I just take a bus there?

[Just going to look around.]

Wait, why aren't there any cars?

[haha, right?]

I don't think they invented them yet, zura.

..... then why's there a boat at the docks?

[IT LOOKS PRETTY MODERN]

You'd think they'd work on cars if they already made boats, huh, zura?

[This place is weird.]

Don't tell me they made trains before they made cars.

[This is starting to sound like the USA and their vehicle priorities all over again.]

[Ah...um, hm...]

...Okay, I won't tell you, zura.

[One day he'll take that train too, and it's going to be awesome.]

That's just an expression. You can tell me there's trains here.

[Is this guy an idiot?]

[No Dipper, he's a dog.]

There's totally a train here, zura! ...But it only goes back and forth between two cities, zura...

[Idiot dog or dog idiot then.]

That makes no sense...

Yeah, I know, zura!

[To be fair, it's not like he made it that way.]

Edited 2016-08-08 13:25 (UTC)

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