text/action route 29

[dashdash]

S.O.S.

[Is that your Pokegear showing you have a message?]

this place is a mess.

we can't even get one city over.

[And another. And another.]

how are the roads clearing up?

is that don thing gone yet?

[Each one a single short phrase, as if hoping you'd pay attention and pick up if you get multiple alerts instead of one neat paragraph text, and minutes apart, as if all that time is needed to painstakingly check for spelling.]

i need to get to Goldenrod.

somebody fight me.

[There's only so much wandering and battling and begging for food she can take. She has a sense of direction of where she wants to go and what she needs to do, but with no way to get there, she's frustrated and bored and has no idea what the state of the world is like outside of Route 29 and New Bark Town. When's the world going to get put back together so she can have her Pokemon adventure?]

Comments

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[callbacks]

is the getting to goldenrod related at all to the fighting or what

[dashdash]

i gues and/or? but if I need to fight some1 get to goldenrod I will

[callbacks]

nah i dont think theres anyone you need to fight to get there
what about npc trainers on the road though i mean can you not even get to them while the roads are fucked?

[dashdash]

yeah figures. thatd be too easy
whatr npc trainers? are they strong? every1s too busy clearing trees and stuff to play

[callbacks]

npc
non player character
shit do they have video games where you come from this might get hard to explain

[dashdash]

yeah we have arcades &everything but you could use reg words instead of game words. i thought it might be an abreviation like ky or op or abc

[callbacks]

im pretty sure i know op and abc but uh
whats ky
im assuming youre not talking about the jelly
or the state of kentucky

[dashdash]

ky is some1 who doesnt pay atention and cant read situations like lauging at a funeral
idk what kentucky is tho. or ky jelly (desert? is it sweet? salty?)

[callbacks]

kentuckys a state in america
uh if your world has america anyway
and ky jelly is probably not for human consumption but i guess i dont know that much about its chemical makeup

[dashdash]

wow rude! im not that stupid!! i kno what america is!!!! you and your fancy ky jellys your probbly ky arent you

fight me

[callbacks]

im in olivine city
how am i supposed to fight you if the roads are all blocked

[dashdash]

wheres olivine? is that by goldenrod? wait there ill come kick your ass after i get to goldenrod

[callbacks]

its west of goldenrod
i think normally youd have to go through ecruteak to get here
anyway you cant tell me what to do what if i decide to go rescue my friend from cianwood
hes stuck there all alone with the beaches and the awesome moldbugs

[dashdash]

this place is so big so how come you dont have trains????
are moldbugs pokemon? tell him to catch them he doesn't need your help. beleive in your friend a little

[callbacks]

i guess because most people use their pokemon to fly around on like a piece of garbage
anyway moldbugs are the very best pokemon and even if john didnt need my help im not sure i could resist their siren call
i mean look at these handsome fuckers
mothershucker.jpg

[dashdash]

ohhh not as cute as my pkmon but it sortof looks like noodles

i want one

catch me one

[callbacks]

whatll you give me for it

[dashdash]

everlasting friendship!!♥♥♥:D

jk

idk what do you want

[callbacks]

well if youre still stuck in new bark i guess you probably dont have anything cool to trade
i guess you could owe me indefinitely
how does that sound random scrappy stranger

[dashdash]

done deal no takebacks

isnt that good for me? i get a noodle turtle and can put off paying untill forever?

[callbacks]

no its more like i can keep asking you for favors limited only by my own discretion
no takebacks

[dashdash]

D:

fine!!!! i dont go back on my word

dunno what favors i can do for you rn but just ask whatever whenever

while were making deals- im also looking for a fire horse and a bike, how much will that cost me

[callbacks]

i havent looked into bikes much but ponyta start at 4500p
theyre pricier the sweeter moves they come with
top dollar will get you a real nice ride but youll be out 10000p total i think if you buy from the local farm anyway

[dashdash]

i have 1000p what can i get for that? i dont need anything fancy it can be lv 1. im going to train it myself to be the strongest fire horse there is anyways

[callbacks]

you might be able to get something from the breeding center
uh let me see if i can find their info



here
dunno if theyre open right now with everything so fubared but theyve got one hell of a selection and i think newbies get deals