text/action route 29

[dashdash]

S.O.S.

[Is that your Pokegear showing you have a message?]

this place is a mess.

we can't even get one city over.

[And another. And another.]

how are the roads clearing up?

is that don thing gone yet?

[Each one a single short phrase, as if hoping you'd pay attention and pick up if you get multiple alerts instead of one neat paragraph text, and minutes apart, as if all that time is needed to painstakingly check for spelling.]

i need to get to Goldenrod.

somebody fight me.

[There's only so much wandering and battling and begging for food she can take. She has a sense of direction of where she wants to go and what she needs to do, but with no way to get there, she's frustrated and bored and has no idea what the state of the world is like outside of Route 29 and New Bark Town. When's the world going to get put back together so she can have her Pokemon adventure?]

Comments

[dashdash]

wow rude! im not that stupid!! i kno what america is!!!! you and your fancy ky jellys your probbly ky arent you

fight me

[callbacks]

im in olivine city
how am i supposed to fight you if the roads are all blocked

[dashdash]

wheres olivine? is that by goldenrod? wait there ill come kick your ass after i get to goldenrod

[callbacks]

its west of goldenrod
i think normally youd have to go through ecruteak to get here
anyway you cant tell me what to do what if i decide to go rescue my friend from cianwood
hes stuck there all alone with the beaches and the awesome moldbugs

[dashdash]

this place is so big so how come you dont have trains????
are moldbugs pokemon? tell him to catch them he doesn't need your help. beleive in your friend a little

[callbacks]

i guess because most people use their pokemon to fly around on like a piece of garbage
anyway moldbugs are the very best pokemon and even if john didnt need my help im not sure i could resist their siren call
i mean look at these handsome fuckers
mothershucker.jpg

[dashdash]

ohhh not as cute as my pkmon but it sortof looks like noodles

i want one

catch me one

[callbacks]

whatll you give me for it

[dashdash]

everlasting friendship!!♥♥♥:D

jk

idk what do you want

[callbacks]

well if youre still stuck in new bark i guess you probably dont have anything cool to trade
i guess you could owe me indefinitely
how does that sound random scrappy stranger

[dashdash]

done deal no takebacks

isnt that good for me? i get a noodle turtle and can put off paying untill forever?

[callbacks]

no its more like i can keep asking you for favors limited only by my own discretion
no takebacks

[dashdash]

D:

fine!!!! i dont go back on my word

dunno what favors i can do for you rn but just ask whatever whenever

while were making deals- im also looking for a fire horse and a bike, how much will that cost me

[callbacks]

i havent looked into bikes much but ponyta start at 4500p
theyre pricier the sweeter moves they come with
top dollar will get you a real nice ride but youll be out 10000p total i think if you buy from the local farm anyway

[dashdash]

i have 1000p what can i get for that? i dont need anything fancy it can be lv 1. im going to train it myself to be the strongest fire horse there is anyways

[callbacks]

you might be able to get something from the breeding center
uh let me see if i can find their info



here
dunno if theyre open right now with everything so fubared but theyve got one hell of a selection and i think newbies get deals

[dashdash]

thers so many!!!! you mean i can just buy them? that feels like cheating but i guess you have to choose betwn pokemon and eating.

wheres this store? ill go there after goldenrod n olivine

[callbacks]

i actually have no idea
anyway i should note that what they sell are eggs so literally youre getting something at like
level 0
you gotta walk around with it for a while before it hatches and then youve got an infant on your hands so hopefully youre prepared for that kind of commitment

[dashdash]

ok scrap that idea, eggs will either get sqiushed or eaten around me unles i find some1 responsable to babysit for me

are u responsable? cause hey friend i need a favor while your hunting turtles

[callbacks]

what the fuck about me sounds responsible to you
i cant even be counted on to keep track of my capital letters and apostrophes let alone someone elses precious proto omelets

[dashdash]

ehh idk stuff like ansering questions and promising turtles and not ignoring me makes you sound like a good guy. real cool and responsible and everything

come on please

[callbacks]

[SHIT. HIS WEAKNESS. ...PLEASE TELL HIM HE'S COOL.]

well like
come on im not even anywhere near you!
how am i supposed to babysit or eggsit or anything when you might as well be on the fuckin moon

[dashdash]

[don't ever let her know]

its ok its easy! ill save up and buy one and you take care of it until i can get to olivine then you give it back!! the moons not that far! you can see the moon!

[callbacks]

what if it imprints on me??
it wont listen to you then
ill be the pony mama its me

[dashdash]

dont hatch it until i get there and after it prints then you can take care of it for a bit. full visiting rights and everything. youll be a good pony mama i beleive in you