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victory_road2017-02-22 12:16 pm
harlequinhater) wrote in victory_road2017-02-22 12:16 pm
video: guess whos back
[The video flicks on to an image of John's smiling, buck-toothed face, right next to a sign for Goldenrod City. If possible, his hair looks like even more of a mess than it usually does. Obviously, this is a sign that he's been on the road for a while.]
Hey guys! I feel like it's been a while since I checked in, huh? Well, I just had a big training retreat to make all of my Pokémons gym ready, and now I'm back in town for a little bit before I head up to Ecruteak. Who wants to hang out? Or have a Pokémon battle? I bet my Pokémons could kick the butts of any other Pokémons out there.
Also, does anybody know if my room is still safe? I haven't been to the house in a while, and I want to make sure that Dave and Jane and them didn't booby trap it. Trusted sources only, please.
Oh! And one more thing.
[John pulls out a Pokéball and releases his Haunter, Gozer, who gleefully floats around him with her tongue lolling out of her mouth.]
Does anybody know how to make Haunter evolve? I remember that it was supposed to turn into a really cool ghost with spikes and legs, but I don't know how to make that happen. She hit level 100 and everything! Did I do something wrong?
Hey guys! I feel like it's been a while since I checked in, huh? Well, I just had a big training retreat to make all of my Pokémons gym ready, and now I'm back in town for a little bit before I head up to Ecruteak. Who wants to hang out? Or have a Pokémon battle? I bet my Pokémons could kick the butts of any other Pokémons out there.
Also, does anybody know if my room is still safe? I haven't been to the house in a while, and I want to make sure that Dave and Jane and them didn't booby trap it. Trusted sources only, please.
Oh! And one more thing.
[John pulls out a Pokéball and releases his Haunter, Gozer, who gleefully floats around him with her tongue lolling out of her mouth.]
Does anybody know how to make Haunter evolve? I remember that it was supposed to turn into a really cool ghost with spikes and legs, but I don't know how to make that happen. She hit level 100 and everything! Did I do something wrong?
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Well, hypothetically, a pransteress would have to combat a prankster's grand attempts with ones much grander for the sake of her gambit.
Do you think, in pure hypothetical considerations, that such a prankster would be prepared to put his cards on the table like that?
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i mean, since this is a hypothetical person we are speaking of and not an actual real person.
but i would be willing to bet that the prankster's grand attempts are even grander than the prankster-ess's, so things will go in his favor, and maybe she should not test him.
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But maybe the prankster should hypothetically keep in mind that counting his chickens before they hatch is a poor way of conducting his hypothetical pranks.