victory_road | video: guess whos back

[The video flicks on to an image of John's smiling, buck-toothed face, right next to a sign for Goldenrod City. If possible, his hair looks like even more of a mess than it usually does. Obviously, this is a sign that he's been on the road for a while.]

Hey guys! I feel like it's been a while since I checked in, huh? Well, I just had a big training retreat to make all of my Pokémons gym ready, and now I'm back in town for a little bit before I head up to Ecruteak. Who wants to hang out? Or have a Pokémon battle? I bet my Pokémons could kick the butts of any other Pokémons out there.

Also, does anybody know if my room is still safe? I haven't been to the house in a while, and I want to make sure that Dave and Jane and them didn't booby trap it. Trusted sources only, please.

Oh! And one more thing.

[John pulls out a Pokéball and releases his Haunter, Gozer, who gleefully floats around him with her tongue lolling out of her mouth.]

Does anybody know how to make Haunter evolve? I remember that it was supposed to turn into a really cool ghost with spikes and legs, but I don't know how to make that happen. She hit level 100 and everything! Did I do something wrong?

Threaded | Flat

[Shit. She actually hadn't done anything. Now she has to go rig up something really quick. Hope you like spring-loaded pie tins full of whipped cream, John.]

I would be more than happy to battle your Pokemons with my Pokemons when you get home!
Dinah is especially itching to duke it out with some ghosts - but then again, she's usually always up for ghost fights.

[HI THERE JOHN it only feels right to reply with text]

Can't say anything about your room, but Haunter's one that evolves with trading if I remember correctly! :)
There are a few of those and it seems common among Ghost types.

[ there's one thing prompto must know now ]

we can buy houses here???

how dare you pass this slander around about me
ive never done anything so uncouth as boobytrap a bros room in my LIFE
you wound me dudeah maccabee

[He types, reordering everything in John's drawers as he goes in some timeline which means he does not spring Jane's pie trap.]

I haven't touched your room

[She really hasn't. But then again, she's not the type to go around messing with other people's rooms.]

so I uh don't know if anyone else has.
Welcome back though?

I'D TAKE YOUR LIST AS REASON TO CULTIVATE A PREDILECTION FOR PUERILE PRANKSTER SHENANIGANS BUT FUCK THAT I AM A BUSY MAN.
AND I'D REASSURE YOU THAT YOUR ROOM IS SAFE BUT I HAVE A FEELING I AM NOT A "TRUSTED SOURCE" IN WHATEVER BUFFOONERY YOU AND YOUR ECTO-ANCESTOR CARE TO INFLICT UPON EACH OTHER. AND DAVE, WHENEVER HE GOT INVOLVED IN THIS.
WHY IS THIS A THING FOR YOU PEOPLE, ANYWAY? DON'T YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.

[... by which he means "welcome back" and "I totally didn't see anyone doing anything to your room haha wow I am not getting involved." Seriously, what is wrong with everyone?]

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